Afternoon Crumbs
The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you're in luck, because it won't be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! - The Superficial
Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing - Lainey Gossip
In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he's converting to Buddhism - Celebitchy
Sophie Monk's face looks like it's made of watercolors - Hollywood Tuna
This isn't going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin - Towleroad
Mini Anden's nipple does Bazaar - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation - ICYDK
In "same ole, same ole" news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess - Popoholic
BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it's 1999 - Just Jared
Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? - Popsugar
Here I am writing a Dlisted post - The Berry
Three words that might make your night: ROYAL MARINE PEEN - (NSFW) OMG Blog
They're trying to tell me that's Tami Roman, but it looks more like a wax-covered Predator in a weave to me - Crunk + Disorderly
Dear Bulldog, please leave the acrobatic art of boxing to the professionals (aka Maru) - Cityrag
Miley Cyrus busted her ass - Celebslam
And I think I just busted my ass after falling back while picturing Rosie O'Donnell romancing her girlfriend with a turkey baster - I'm Not Obsessed
I think I see moose knuckle - SOW
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Wow, Steve-O is still alive?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:35pm.
Ummm..........can someone explain to me what Celebslam meant by saying Miley has black friends when they were referencing her injuries? WTF?
They're insinuating that Billy Ray is causing her various injuries by hitting her because she has black friends. Don't make it a point to see Miley pics but I don't remember seeing her with any black folk so I just think it was a bad joke.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 9:38am.
Steve-O strikes me as having perpetually dirty fingernails. Blech.
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And halitosis extraodinaire.
"Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 5:39pm.
Is that a tattoo or a shadow on her arm? I find it really hard to believe Clooney would have gone for a beard with a tat."
It's a rose tattoo she got to cover her old "EMINEM" tatt. Yup.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Steve-O strikes me as having perpetually dirty fingernails. Blech.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I hate myself for saying this but Steve-O has always struck me as someone who would be insanely good in bed.
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If he didn't throw up in your mouth first.
Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:26pm.
From gay beards to has beens Elisabetta Canalis will do anything to stay photographed. She looks like Cindy Crawford’s boring 2nd cousin.
^^^THIS^^^
I hate myself for saying this but Steve-O has always struck me as someone who would be insanely good in bed.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
whoa elisabetta that's a long long long long long way down from Clooney.
<"Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 6:09am.
So Phil Collins has an offspring and she's an aspiring actress.">
Yep, and she looks just like him in the face. So having a famous parent can also work against. I like how in the Vanity Fair post MK calls her only "Phil Collins daughter" which is how she got through casting doors of course.
So looking at red carpet pics of Clooney & Cannoli I noticed that arm tattoo, but she covered it with make-up. And how do you go from Clooney to Steve-O???
So Phil Collins has an offspring and she's an aspiring actress.
The Phil Collins kid, Tater Head, Lady Caca, Rooney Mara, Taylor Swift, Lame-a Del Ray ... do i see a pattern here? Spoiled onepercenter-kids and their richdaddys buying them a career in film or music business.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
One step closer to proving that Clooney is deeeeeep into kink.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/31/lorenzo-lamas-son-aj-ex-girlfriend-restrai...
MK, You look Adowabuhl writing the Dlisted post!
ROYAL MARINE PEEN, oh my GOODNESS!
Yes, Yes and YES!! Hahaha
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Well good for them. Maybe Steve-O will shoot a rocket out of her ass or something.
i should have put money down on kim k gunning for tebow. good luck slut.
and steve-o?????? fucking gross.
She looks like a man and she is kissing a tatooed homosexual!
Kim K's head would explode if she opened the bible. So I fully endorse a 'bible study' group. I also know that by friends! she means dicks.
From gay beards to has beens Elisabetta Canalis will do anything to stay photographed. She looks like Cindy Crawford’s boring 2nd cousin.
Submitted by kinseyholley on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:47pm.
Don't forget that a Disney prostitot will probably be molested as well. Remember the rumors about Britney's little sister.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Why would she want to be seen with someone so gross. She's that far down the toilet? Obviously so.
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Those pics of Steve O and Clooney's former beard look totally staged.
When steve dumps her for a urinal, she'll be getting a cleveland steamer from the guy who dries the dog at our groomers. then I'll have to change groomers which will suck, they do good work, but even my dog has standards.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Rosie O's gal is trying to get pregnant??? What? First of all, she looks too old (and a lot like Madonna in that photo) and she looks WAY too high-maintenance to actually carry a baby.
There's something fishy (pardon the pun, heh heh) and desperate about this new romance. This is going to end very badly.
Elisabetta went from George Clooney to Steve-O??? How embarrassing! Has she also traded in filet mignon for cat food? Is she driving a '87 Civic with a donut tire? Wearing Jaqueline Smith crap from K--mart? It won't be long before she's Andy Dick's new woman.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
She just dresses sooooo Italian. A slightly more elegant guidette. She is so out place in a town where everyone is trying to be fashion forward.
Liz Cunnilingus is forever trapped in 1996 with that nasty arm tattoo. She looks like she either has a hormonal imbalance/megaclit similar to Chyna, or is a straight up MTF.
The guy who writes Hollywood Tuna should be seriously embarrassed of himself, I know I'm fucking embarrassed for him every fucking time I click on the links to his site (which is MK's fault for having hilarious descriptions and sparking my curiosity). The HT guy is Pathetic personified.
I can't hate on Ashley Jizzdale because she voices Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb. Otherwise, yeah - another Disney prostitot.
There was a commercial on Houston radio a few months ago because some bigtime agency was supposedly going to be town looking for new sacrifices for the Mouse. "Parents - would YOUR child like to be in a Disney movie, or on the Disney channel? Here's their chance! blah blah blah...."
My child could possibly grow up to be a drug-addled whore. A Disney child will probably grow up to be a drug-addled whore.
Why is Steve-O sucking her lip?
Webberbear -- really? Awesome! Thanks for the link to that story. Cusack suddenly got that much more interesting -- albeit weird-interesting -- but at least not milquetoast dull.
Also count me surprised that anyone else remembered that story from Elle from so many years ago. LOL!
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Yeah, Elisabetta has tattoos. She apparently had an Eminem (!) one removed and also has barbed wire.
Royal Marines naked... le sigh.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hey, I think Sweet Lizzy is wicked hot. This just gives me hope that she'll eventually sink to ba-buttons level.
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She would have to climb a long ladder to reach your level, NOT sink.
I think that's the shadow of the handle from her bag.
If Kim Kardashian is tweeting about starting a bible-study group, her ratings, sales, or internal poll numbers or whatever must be horrendous. The last refuge of the scoundrel.
Well, extends her 15 minutes...
Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 5:42pm.
That Pamela Anderson esque tattoo just tells me she makes good choices. Kissing Steve o is borderline bestiality.
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Literal LOL & LMFAO!!! : )
Whenever is see the name 'Elisabetta Canalis' I get hungry....add a syllable or two and it sounds like the most rich mediterrean pasta dish.Mmmmmm. Back to the point though.....I don't get her AT ALL. She appears like the type of woman with her own cash that would just have everything together somehow. I mean, maybe she is having a great time, who knows.
I really think Heidi Klum is pulling one of those famewhore stunts.
Do you get free rabies and tetnus shots when you date Steve O?
Miley is wearing the same outfit I wore in 1991 when I was in college. I looked like a turd in it and I still rocked it better than her.
wasn't it just last week when steve o ran his face into mike tyson's fist? i don't even consider him to be human...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:03pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I didn't know Cusack was such a weirk fuck. But then again, look at how his sister acts.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Went to the Berry link and I can't believe the queen has outlasted 11 U.S. presidents! Damn, old girl is probably going to make to pass at least another 4 presidents.
And I love the jello shots made out of orange rinds. I'm gonna have to try that trick.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Chola, The pit sniffer was actually revealed to be John Cusack:
http://anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=5043
After a major fuck up that alienates fans, celebutards ALWAYS play the Bible/find Jesus card. Kim Kuntrashian is just going by the book...get it? (wah wah wah)
so umm does heidi fleiss manage this elisabetta or what? ahahah...
i could not resist..
her rates daily, weekly, or monthly?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:49pm.
THIS IS THE ASSHOLE WHO PIERCED HIS ASSHOLE SHUT!
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Saaaaaaay WHAT?
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He did it on Jackass. If I remember correctly he got a tatoo also.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Steve-o looks like he kisses like a clam. Just disgusting and I can't quite put my finger on why he skeeves me out so much (not that I want my finger or anything else near him.)
Ecchh... from George Clooney to THIS? really? I once heard that George was into pit-sniffing -- at least his weirdness is offset by his good looks though. Steve-o just looks like a stinky pit.
eeewwww
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
WTF is wrong with this woman???
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
That Pamela Anderson esque tattoo just tells me she makes good choices. Kissing Steve o is borderline bestiality.
Is that a tattoo or a shadow on her arm? I find it really hard to believe Clooney would have gone for a beard with a tat.