Xtina's Wearing Leggings As Pants Again And I'm Not Going To Complain
Here's Xtina, her son Max and her leased bag handler/piece Matthew Rutler leaving Cirque du Soleil's Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour in L.A. last night and for once I'm not going to say shit about her wearing camel toe-inducing leggings as pants. Because at least she's covering her legs! I spent a slice of my Saturday night analyzing the stream of WTF?! that trickled down her leg during Etta James' funeral and I can't handle an encore. So now I see TampaXtina's leggings as a Spandex condom protecting my eyes from the self tanner sweat or coochie blood that may drip down her leg. But since we're on that subject again, I don't think it was Aunt Flow's saliva or fake tanner runs. It was obviously delicious barbecue sauce from the McRib she keeps in her chonies for snack emergencies.
I'm glad I'm not the only one on the leggings train. Fuck it, I'm wearing leggings tomorrow!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
somebody is abusing ALLI = the weight loss pill!! Except that it's not working.... just @nal leakage
she seems happy with eating.
she is starving herself anymore.
I want to see Xtina redo her music video Dirrrrtty, with her current body LOL
Imagine if she did it as a publicity stunt and how much the media will gulp it up like its honey syrup.
Daaaamn...you know you're a hot damn mess when even a honeybadger can't handle you're ass!!
"look at that lazy fuck!"
"yeah, well see. They aint talking about my ass this time bitch!". =p
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I had left, so I am just reading everyone's comments and cracking up. I hate how lazy she has become. There are pants she can wear that are just as comfortable as leggings, but won't make her look so damn heavy or sloppy.
I am sure she has an assistant who can shop for her, and change all the size tags so she still thinks she wears a size 6.
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I'm still hopin' one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
This is a seriously funny thread. I'll just *Like* all of it.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Didn't Xtina crack on Britney, positioning herself as the more professional, together Mousketeer cum pop icon? Karma...
Im also in the leggings are pants club.
You are not alone. Im tall and fabulous as well and no one has ever called me out about it not that I would care if they did. I also find there to be an appropriate way to pull it off.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
(sigh) Fellow DListers....I have a confession.
I wear leggings as pants.
Do I need an intervention?
But they look great when I wear them, I promise! I'm tall, lean, some might say shapely, and I always make sure that my top covers my bum. Also, they're usually worn with cool boots. Hope I'm not delusional.
If Xtina covered more thigh, maybe it would look less trashy?
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
She used to be a hot mess. Now that she's gained like 80 lbs and is starting to behave like shitney spears circa 2007 (the golden age of psycho shitney), she's just a mess. Get it together, chica; you don't want to continue heading in this direction...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
*projectile vomits at "blood gravy"*
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
It's like these days some stars rebel against the machine that is Hollywood. They misunderstand their role and the workings of the system. Just clean up your act, or stay out of the public eye!! Please don't call the Paps when you're a MESS!! Hahhaha
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
I love the advice to wear legging as though you are not wearing them at all. True. It's obvious Xtina needs lots of this advice and a fashion makeover ala What Not to Wear. She also needs a friend to say the hard truths, "you are a star so act like one, get back to the gym, get a trainer, get a good chef/nutritonist, a stylist, get some therapy, get a life coach, you can afford it." Don't do a Demi.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is apparently where talent, success, fame and fortune will lead you: bloating to twice your size, spiraling out-of-control, loss of all dignity, displaying bodily functions at a high-profile funeral and having an innocent little boy who has to grow up with that mess as his mother. The hair and makeup mask are incidental to the total tragedy.
I wounder how long it will take her to live down the ass-juice-at-the-funeral debacle?
Remember when women were judged for their lumpy gravy?
Now women are judged for their lumpy asses!
Wear a long dress or a long skirt and put full coverage underwear on and you won't be judged for your lumpy ass or the blood gravy running down your damned legs.
For Christina:
http://www.beinggirl.com/article/how-to-insert-a-tampon/
That Bitch is fucking disgusting! I thought she was a foul piece of garbage before! Nooow just the sight of her makes me want to puke!
She puts allll those other dirty skanks to shame!!
XXLTina is straight up pig vomit
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
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Leggings are colored nylons with the feet cut off. Period.
Wear leggings as though you're not wearing them at all (i.e. a shirt or skirt that is long enough to cover the bits properly)
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
She looks so repulsive that I tend to think she has mental problems. Put on a pair of pants slob.
MadgesVadge on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
Tall people can usually pull-off leggings (especially if the blouse/shirt is covering enough hiney).
As Michael K. already noted, it's hard to call leggings a fashion crime after yesterday's hellraiser period horror.
Maybe Christina should raid Mrs. Roper's closet for size appropriate clothing and she could even update the look with cute prints in linens and cottons (heck, it might even catch on and she could start a new fashion fad). Also: Underwear was invented for a reason.
(sigh) Fellow DListers....I have a confession.
I wear leggings as pants.
Do I need an intervention?
But they look great when I wear them, I promise! I'm tall, lean, some might say shapely, and I always make sure that my top covers my bum. Also, they're usually worn with cool boots. Hope I'm not delusional.
If Xtina covered more thigh, maybe it would look less trashy?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:44pm.
I'm more offended that any parent would take their kids to Soleil's Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour in L.A.
I mean we all can pretty much agree convicted or not that MJ at some point in time was a pedo and yet parents line up to see his representation and to line the pockets of a Pedo. How from everything we know about MJ do people still support him AND with their CHILDREN no less?
I just don't get how we can simply dismiss all we now of this freak.
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The guy was a freak and a joke when he died, yet has somehow been made some sort of saint and martyr since his death and is a "legend".
No, the guy was a freak and a kiddie toucher. Convicted or not, he admitted to sleepovers and having them sleep in his bed. Er, when you live in a mansion, there's no need to have your "friends" sleep in your bed.
I'm just pissed his family is as large as it is since it seems like we will never hear the end of that freak show bunch because of it.
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
to whomever said this blob is likely smaller than us (buzzer sound) wrong...I'm 5'3 - 118 lbs and looking hotas shit with a 25 inch waist so fall back and go back to eating your KFC...jogging with a waist trimmer is my method of choice, this heifer could learn a thing or 14...nasty, leaky bitch
reason #5 billion that I'm glad I'm naturally the color of caramel....I feel for the spray tanners and I really feel for the drunk and disorderly, obese and extremely homely has-beens
So was it liquid shit that was streaming down her legs at poor Etta's funeral? Her legs are really shapeless and icky, she should always wear pants.
"I hate that everyone acts like they have the perfect body, I bet she is thinner than half of the people on here making fun of her about her weight.."
You're probably right, and I know (as well as anyone) what it's like to want to just go out in public in whatever the hell is most comfortable. But I am also a size 16 female, and I think Christina can do so much better than this. You can be any size and still wear clothing that is flattering and fits properly. Unfortunately she doesn't.
She's heavier than before, yes, but she is not fat. Sheesh. The problem is she doesn't dress right for her body. She needs some good stylists.
But yeah, her poor son looks like BatBoy. :(
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
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At least you both have great personalities.. *runs*
This made me piss myself.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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HAR HAR HAR.
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No amount of makeup on your face - especially to the point you look like a member of Insane Clown Posse - is going to detract from those legs that look like sausages in the casing. Sorry bitch, truth hurts. less makeup, more exercise.
Nobody likes a fat sloppy sad clown.
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"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Look, if you are going to make copious amounts of money off the public, then deal with the criticism. If it was me, I would not read any papers or blogs, and laugh all the way to the damn bank.
No office crap, no 9-5 BS. BOO HOO...whatever.
Leggings, or as Xtina calls them, shit-shields.
Why is she holding Casper's hand? JLo is gonna be pissed...
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:20pm.
And yet most other women in their 30s manage to not dress like a whore at a funeral, then have their period in full view of everyone.
Honestly I wouldn't care about her weight, except she dresses like she's 95 lbs, and she always looks oversexed and ready to explode.
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:20pm.
Yeah, she makes bad fashion choices but why does everyone have to constantly beat her up about her wait. So what... She's getting older... A lot of people gain wait when they hit their 30s. I hate that everyone acts like they have the perfect body, I bet she is thinner than half of the people on here making fun of her about her weight
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Em, because she makes bad fashion choices, like having your tits hang out at a funeral of a legend? Maybe because her career was based on hyper sexuality whereas she could've focused on her voice alone?
I understand the desire for easy comfy dressing. I really do. I'm assuming she has enough money to run down to AnnTaylor LOFT and pick up a pair of ponte pants. They're also tight yet stretchy and allow more bloat room than jeans, but they're not shiny when stretched to bursting and actually classify as actual pants.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
Try being 5' 1/2", lol. It REALLY sucks.
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At least you guys made it to 5 feet! I'm stuck at 4'11"! *goes back to mushroom house*
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LOL, I'm about that, too, Gardening Girl and trying to lose the last 10 pounds which feel more like 20. It's sucks big giant ass balls.
her boyfriend is creepy
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:57pm.
said the same thing when Joe Paterno died.
Everyone blasted me and called me 'ignorant' because "he didn't do it" and he was a "football legend".
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I agree with you, and not to get too off topic. Paterno did the bare minimum and then wiped his hands of it. I'm sure this has been beaten to the ground over and over but the bottom line is Paterno had as much power as he wanted to exert. If Paterno wanted this brought up and investigate all he had to do was ask so I agree with you 100%
The bottom line is if it was Paterno's nephews that was one of the victims you can be sure Sandusky would have been LONG gone. PERIOD!
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Absolutely. Paterno was successful in getting a VP of the school fired for ENFORCING the ethics rules on a couple of criminals who played for him. He saw that through but not an investigation and than later claimed confusion because he never heard of "man rape."
There investigations long before of Sandusky showering with children. You think Paterno NEVER knew of those allegations?
He was far more concerned about the legacy of his team. That's why it is so ironic that his legacy is now forever tarnished for not doing enough.
It's funny how christina appears on a commercial advocating for hungry children...then in the commercial she says something like dont let a child go hungry...and everytime i'm like bitch what about your child???? hahahahaha!!!!!
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"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
@ GG - I've got stone castle toad house in my garden if you ever need to upgrade ;)
Bitch got track marks:
http://www.celebitchy.com/205394/christina_aguilera_embarrasses_herself_...
At it seems she's been making that "Oh fuck, whooops" face a lot like in the 2nd photo. She made the same face when she was wiping her legs off.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
Try being 5' 1/2", lol. It REALLY sucks.
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At least you guys made it to 5 feet! I'm stuck at 4'11"! *goes back to mushroom house*
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Who knew the D had so many spinners?
Leggings aren't pants..in her case they're more like sausage casings.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
She looks like ass.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
Try being 5' 1/2", lol. It REALLY sucks.
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At least you guys made it to 5 feet! I'm stuck at 4'11"! *goes back to mushroom house*
Twat Muffin: Maybe we should have an Ugliest Celeb Kid contest. Yeah, it would offend 85% of Dlisters, but some things just have to be done...
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:16pm.
Whamo - FYI, Sandusky is petitioning the courts to let him see his grandchildren.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
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At least you both have great personalities.. *runs*
This made me piss myself.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Submitted by TurtReturns on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:53pm.
I agree with MJT. It sucks ass to be 5'2". Gaining anything is horrendous.
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Me, too!
Guys I know! She looked hot and classy. It was at an awards show I think, but I don't remember how long ago.