That Touching Moment When Angie Inhales The Life Out Of Brad In Front Of Everybody
As Brad Pitt silently cried for help with his eyes, Angie Jo fed the whore pit vipers crawling under her skin (yeah, those aren't veins) by sucking the pieces of his good shit-soaked soul that are clinging to his insides for dear life. You know, I'm all for shamelessley Angie succubus-ing Brad in front of everyone, but while she was that close to him she should've used her fangs to chew most of his mop off. Not only would eating Brad's strands of grease give Angie some much needed nutrients, but then he wouldn't look like he's a Taco Party Pack and a Miley grope away from being Bradley Ray Cyrus. One would think that a dude would do whatever he can to keep Tish Cyrus from wanting to wet ride him until her cock eye busts into place.
And it warms my soul knowing that Angie's stylist kept their lips shut when they stood back, looked at this and thought to themselves: "This bitch literally looks like a bag of bones." Seriously, somewhere there's a trash can missing its bag and a pair of chopsticks who are feeling all sorts of inadequate while looking at Angie's arms. I bet that dress smells like cold death, dried tar and black licorice.
Here's more of St. Morticia, Brad, his true soulmate George Clooney and Stacy Keibler at the SAGs last night.
George Clooney, I don't want to marry you , I don't want to have your babies, I just want to have hot freaky sex with you for hours at a time and then go home when it's done. Call me.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I think she wants Brad just because she thinks every woman in the world wants him, and she has to be the "winner" of every contest. "Oh, look at me, I'm the skinniest, the prettiest, I have the most wanted man, I'm the most concerned humanitarian, my mom was the best mom, I live in the most beautiful houses, I stay in the most beautiful hotels, I flip off society the most creatively, I have the most tattoos, I'm the edgiest," etc. etc.
Without a doubt, this 7 year relationship with Pitt must be a struggle for her. I think she certainly wants to do it for the kids but you have to look at her track record : both of her ex husbands lasted about 2 years(tops), she had a desire for women, she cant stay in one place for more than a few weeks at a time . This is a woman that has a very hard time w/commitment. IMO.
She never appears geniunely happy on the red carpet - just smug and/or clingy. Her voice sounds constipated half the time. I cant stand listening to her give an interview. It's uncomfortable to watch her b/c you can tell she's so aware of her mannerisms. It's as if she's trying so hard to morph into the role of mother, "wife", serious actor, and humanitarian all at once. She has an inner battle going on , for sure. She went from one extreme to another in a very short period of time.
Submitted by Anti-Brandgelina on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 3:31am.
You all need to see this pic of AngieHo, backstage from the event, seriously the most hilarious pic of all,
http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/3C/8FDDB4E0262EE03CEDC5B989F03922.jpg
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Eewwwwwwwww.
I agree with Whatever, I am sooo bored of all these awards.
Actors can go to fucking hell and i won't miss them. Leave the cancer docs on earth. We need them here.
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You all need to see this pic of AngieHo, backstage from the event, seriously the most hilarious pic of all,
http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/3C/8FDDB4E0262EE03CEDC5B989F03922.jpg
"I am not chocked AngieJo ain't got no women friends, because most women are intimidated by her beauty"
Yeah, totally. Which woman doesn't dream of her man square jaw, her veins from head to arm, her heavy eyemake-up, fake eyelashes and thin hair ?
Bitch has no friends because she is unlikeable.
and let's be realistic, she was beautiful 10 years ago. Now she is just pretty, but her persona makes her even more fuglier.
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I agree with you in one sense. I think if Angie had a little bit of a belly, everyone would call her fat like they did Vanessa Hudgens or whatever her name is. I think Angie really is too skinny... but I think she looks quite good otherwise.
Dog!! Sorry. Been in and out. Going to bed now, though. :( Maybe one day we can talk on AIM!!? ;)
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:36pm
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Agree with you, she is beautiful in the face. Wish she had her Gia body though. Hahaha :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
In these awards arrival shots, you have Angelina and Brad and George ...yet in the photos the people in the audience always seem to be staring at something else.
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Clooney Does NOT deserve an Academy Award!
He deserves an Oscar for his portrayal of Cary Grant! Brad should win the Academy Award and The Oscar!!
There's always something so "contrived" about these two, and that irks me. And the dyeing the hair to match one another is just plain weird. If you have to try this damned hard to look like lovebirds...you probably fight like cat's and dogs.
LOL Angie has the death grip on him whenever he gets close doesn't she? Funny thing is she seems to want his attention and he's looking everywhere but at her. I think Brad's getting his 5 year itch...again.
I do think Angelina is part devil and part psycho (as betrayed by that menacing smirk she constantly wears) but I find her to be ABSOLUTELY beautiful. But, in a mannequin sort of way with not depth or soul. Ok, that's it. I know no one cares what I think.
Usually when you get to know somebody you don't look at them daily and say "OMG, you're so beautiful". They just look like themselves not some glaringly beautiful piece of artwork.
(This is why when gorgeous people marry and they see each other on a daily basis they don't appreciate their looks after awhile and divorce because they only had their beauty in common)
So if Angelina was as beautiful inside as out, she WOULD have friends. People are more attracted to good looking people and seek them out for friendship. And who knows maybe she does have friends...yeah ok, I know she doesn't have friends...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:34pm.
I wonder if it's true that she refuses to speak to the Keibler elf?
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I read that too. Supposedly they flew in on a private jet together and Angelina refused to even look at Stacy. If that's true, what a huge asshole is Angelina. Why behave like that? I hate rude people who make others uncomfortable.
"I am not chocked AngieJo ain't got no women friends, because most women are intimidated by her beauty"
THANK YOU! I have some drop-dead gorgeous girlfriends, and I'm not intimidated by their beauty. My thought process is like this "Lynn/Kara/Paige is such a boss friend. I'm so lucky to know her." Unlike Jolie, they're legitimately crazy smart, rather than PR-generated smart and they don't need to be validated every other damn second.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Eww, that pic looks only a BIT more believable than the Nick Carter/GF PDA from the other day. I hope these two stay together forever...they so deserve each other.
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I want to take her to Alcapulco restaurant and force feed her.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:29pm.
I am not shocked AngieJo ain't got no women friends, because most women are intimidated by her beauty...
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Or maybe cuz Angie would be fucking their husbands behind their backs!
I like how these two skinny twats like to act like they're so hot in love with each other. I'm sure when they get home she makes Brad eat shit. Literally.
She looks exactly like a freaking skeleton. Gross.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 3:41pm.
I'm about to say something terrible, but since when is that news?
I am so glad that Angelina's looks have circled the drain since she hooked up with Brad, while Jennifer has remained hot. I know the -Loonies will argue that Angelina is beautiful or something, but could you imagine having sex with that pointy sack of bones? It'd be like having sex with a xylophone. She's a reverse butterface. She's a butterbod. Brad thought he'd move on to prettier pastures, but he's getting what he had coming. Once she hooked him with babies, she didn't give enough of a shit about him to maintain the hotness. Now she just looks like the goddam Crypt Keeper. I mean seriously, in the second thumbnail, she looks like Evil Lyn from Masters of the Universe. Actually, Evil Lyn had a smoking-hot body so scratch that.
But after some thought, Brad looks like he crawled out of a dumpster, so I guess everything makes sense.
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I don't care either way about jen or angie, but jen sure is looking very healthy and full of life next to angie that's for sure.
what doesn't help is that this dress was made for a woman with curves and angie has no waist to begin with and now this skinny, the dress is all wrong for her, she can and has done, much better.
and for the love of God with all her money cant she reduce those veins? is that not possible??
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Double post!
Angie is always gorgeous to me.
god forbid she be 5 or 10 pounds overweight. then we'd hear what an absolute cow she is.
I like what she does for other people, usually way unfortunate people.
AT least she has a HUGE heart and isn't PREOCCUPIED WITH HER HAIR.
Angie looks like the crypt keeper from the begining of the show tales from the crypt.
Brangelina and their over the top displays of public affection. Tacky. Can't wait till awards season is over.
Stacy looks great, she is so glowing and healthy next to the scarecrow Angie. I love Stacy's hairstyle, and her black lace dress is just perfect.
And I will always like George because he reminds me so much of Cary Grant.
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What the sam hell??!!
Seriously? Did she take those 30,000 other black trash bag gowns, to a designer to have them make this one craptastic gown?
Damn, Brad instead of force feeding your kids coca cola in the morning to get them up and moving, what you should be doing is force feeding your baby mama some bottles of Ensure.
Is it even safe for her to have sex anymore? One wrong move and Brad could snap her in half. Or he could seriously hurt himself on one of those sharp protruding bones...
Does anybody remember news story about a Russian guy who kept dead bodies at home? He had about 30 dead women sitting on his couch and chairs, all dressed up. I'm positive Jolie is one of those bodies.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:29pm.
Um. Well, I for one would not be intimidated by her. I have some nice, full lips, long brown hair, am very leggy, and gimme some of her (or any) stylists and I'm sure I could be as pretty, if not more so, than her.
I wouldn't mind going to Africa with her. That'd be quite nice. But intimidated? Not a drop. Least on my end.
I'm about to say something terrible, but since when is that news?
I am so glad that Angelina's looks have circled the drain since she hooked up with Brad, while Jennifer has remained hot. I know the -Loonies will argue that Angelina is beautiful or something, but could you imagine having sex with that pointy sack of bones? It'd be like having sex with a xylophone. She's a reverse butterface. She's a butterbod. Brad thought he'd move on to prettier pastures, but he's getting what he had coming. Once she hooked him with babies, she didn't give enough of a shit about him to maintain the hotness. Now she just looks like the goddam Crypt Keeper. I mean seriously, in the second thumbnail, she looks like Evil Lyn from Masters of the Universe. Actually, Evil Lyn had a smoking-hot body so scratch that.
But after some thought, Brad looks like he crawled out of a dumpster, so I guess everything makes sense.
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Stacy looks real good. Glad she was able to get a stylist or something to fix her make-up finally! I know everyone says that in-peron Skeletina looks awesome, but she truly appears gross here. Gross. Plus, I have not seen her in anything that wasn't circa 1992 secretary wear in forever.
George always looks smug and odd to me.
There was a time when Angie would have worn the shit out of that dress, but that time is OVAH. Her body has wasted away to practically nothing!
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next to stacey, st. angie ho looks like death.
next to stacey, st. angie ho looks like death.
Whenever I see an Angelina post anymore, I think of the funny Dlister who wrote "Osteoporosis is for poor people!" Angie looks well on her way.
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Santa Angelina must be living on air and grace now that Brad's vital fluids are gone. She may even be thinner than Demi 'Whip-Its' Moore.
Veingalina....
How can she even stand she is soooo skinny
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:35pm.
Angie filmed a movie in Austin when I was in college ... I think it was one of the Tomb Raider movies. My friend was a Film major and worked on the set...said she was SO SO sickly thin. And that was back when she was considered "curvy"...I can only imagine what she looks like in real life now. *shudders*
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I am not chocked AngieJo ain't got no women friends, because most women are intimidated by her beauty
*barf* *vomit* *puke* *"spray-tanner" leakage*
I am not shocked AngieJo ain't got no women friends, because most women are intimidated by her beauty...or at least the beauty she used to have before she lost 15 pounds.
And I will say this until I die, but...
I think she basically put that steeltrap thundercat on the table and said to Pitt...
"If you want this...you have to leave THAT."
Now six chirrenz later, he is not going ANYWHERE. He's so pussywhipped, she probably uses his balls to pad her bra.
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I'm thinking that she probably really hates fake-ass public appearances and is not very good at 'faking' it (but at the same time I'm sure she enjoys feeling like Hera on top of Mt Olympus).
Funny coming from an 'actor'.
Oh right, she's a shitty actress unless she is playing herself.
in thumb 14 look at her hand the hairy fuzz sure sign she is an anno
second look at the way she holds and looks at brad like if he was a naughty child
third why did everyone think Brad was changed by Jen when he changes for every girl he dates? he seems like a puppet and I bet he is wishing a boring Jen would take him back
Im not a jen fan or Jolie but goddamn these pictures speak volumes, Brad is going to dump jolie soon
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
She needs to either laser the tats off or get them filled. These guys fall for the fucking bait everytime...hey Brad, Angie...we might have any award for you, just show up and put on your dog and pony show...
AND ALAS...going home empy handed yet again. DUH!
wow - I JUST noticed their hair color matches. Y'all are right, the maniston honey blond was the best, better than the fishsticks buttery blond and definitely better than whatever the hell this is. but his hair looks clean.
Just exactly what the fuck did he get himself into AGAIN?
such bad taste - robin givens, juliette lewis, fish sticks, maniston, and this awful scary praying mantis looking broad.
damn, i feel bad for a brother.