Open Post: Hosted By Cathy And Her Modest Chichi Globes

January 30, 2012 / Posted by:

What is Full Throttle Saloon on TruTv and why haven’t I memorized every single episode already? Because I need more natural patriotic beauty like this in my life.

With hair like a melted rocket pop and tits of destruction that look like a Fix-A-Flat ass, Cathy tells her admirers outside of Full Throttle Saloon that believe or not it took six titty jobs for her to look like Kim Kardashian is ripping out of her chest ass first. It’s like Anna Nicole Smith was reincarnated using the tear drop of an American bald eagle. The true look of patriotism is a pair of massive silicone globs barely covered with two bikini bottoms tied together. We should all pledge allegiance to Cathy.

via Buzzfeed

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