This Is The Look: Rose Byrne At The SAG Awards
Rose Byrne will probably find herself leaning against the number one on everybody's Worst Dressed of the SAG Awards list, but that's only because some people just don't understand the power of an Ann Jillian bob paired with a disco onesie covered with clear aquarium rocks. Almost every woman at the SAGs last night looked like she fished her gown out of the same pile the desperate hos on The Bachelor get their dresses. Boring after boring after boring, but then Rose Byrne took me higher and made my nostrils twitch when she came out looking like Elvira Hancock from Scarface after getting twisted up in a roll of bubble wrap. I only wish that Rose would've turned up her "brown haired Elvira Hancock" look all the way by only agreeing to pose for pictures in a glass elevator. Seriously, nothing is better than watching Michelle Pfeiffer gracefully ride a glass elevator down ONE flight. Cokehead laziness never looked so glamorous.
Here's more of Rose as well as some of her Bridesmaids co-stars including Melissa McCarthy, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig. "It needs a velvet choker" is a line I overused in the 90s when my friends would ask me how their outfit looked, but that ugly ass choker on Kristen looks like a leather daddy's version of a neckbrace.
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I loved this.
@UBF and Within reason.
Thanks for the love. I don't hate on the skinny folk . Glad you two don't here on us chubs (too much).
So I'm watching the SAGs right now and they did record all the way!
Ugh! Just saw the cast of Modern Family accept the award for best comedy ensemble. That was really annoying.
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I actually love the jumpsuit and I think it looks great. I like that she went with something different, too many of the same boring looks at these Award shows.
I actually love the jumpsuit and I think it looks great. I like that she went with something different, too many of the same boring looks at these Award shows.
Rose will always be Jackie Q to me!
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She looks like a toy Susan Lucci.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 3:12pm.
I think Melissa's dress is really nice and it flatters her.
She is very funny. I don't think her performance was Oscar-worthy, but few nominated performances are.
I don't watch her TV show, but I'm sure some people find it funny
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I thought her character in Bridesmaids was HILARIOUS! One of my favorite characters in a comedy... she pulled off the crazy perfectly. HOWEVER, I can't stand her TV show.
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Don't overlook the grinning guy in the background in Photo 7: he seems convinced that he's the photographer's object!
Okay so maybe I need my head checked. I think she looks fabulous. There have been so many ugly-ass gowns this year (at the SAGs and the Globes both) that I am glad to see something different.
Ya got one fan of your jumpsuit Rose! Hey, that's better than none!
Hmmm, see, I have never seen women who are a size 10 or not slender as unhealthy. I mean, how does anyone know if they are healthy or not. We haven't seen their cholesterol readings? I don't know what their blood pressure is. We do not know if they can deadlift 30 lbs or not. Really, one does not always have anything to do with the other. Now, when someone's skin is looking yellowish and their nails are falling off, then you may know that according to physical appearances, something might be wrong
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I'm no doctor, but I only half agree. It's hard for me to believe that someone with that kind of weight problem doesn't have more than one underlying health issue, if only extreme stress on the joints. Sure, some obese people have healthy cholesterol/BP readings, but when your internal organs are suffocated by all that visceral fat, you're one french fry away from kidney failure, which has no warning signs. Stick-skinny is by no means healthy, but neither are these kinds of "curves." Again, I'm no doctor, but this just seems like common sense.
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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:19pm.
The weight issue goes beyond race for sure. It's a female issue perpetuated by the media and the fashion industry. Men are not held to the same standards. They can be overweight, older or be complete pricks and people will still buy what they're selling.
I hate to say this but the worst offenders when it comes to a woman and her weight, is usually other women.
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She looks ridiculous. And her boyfriends suit...ew, no.
I think Melissa's dress is really nice and it flatters her.
She is very funny. I don't think her performance was Oscar-worthy, but few nominated performances are.
I don't watch her TV show, but I'm sure some people find it funny.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:27pm.
There are sooooo many female fatties invading Hollywood, it's terrible! Call Jillian to get on their asses, they must be stopped!
There's still a double standard. Melissa is an exception to the rule and not the norm. Fat and/or fug men, however, have made it big in Howood consistently.
She's fat, but she's different. Stick figures get tiring to watch. That being said, it's not healthy.
*goes back to eating spinach salad*
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Hmmm, see, I have never seen women who are a size 10 or not slender as unhealthy. I mean, how does anyone know if they are healthy or not. We haven't seen their cholesterol readings? I don't know what their blood pressure is. We do not know if they can deadlift 30 lbs or not. Really, one does not always have anything to do with the other. Now, when someone's skin is looking yellowish and their nails are falling off, then you may know that according to physical appearances, something might be wrong.
Anyway, I really dig Rose's hairdo here....I would totally wear my hair like that! But maybe sofen the bangs a bit cause I have a small face.
AND AND LOL @ SnooooooooowPHAT!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
This is some Captain and Tenille shit.
And Kristin Wiig's stylist HATES her.
AND Gabory is funny! I love her on the big C!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
@cokeysniffy, UBF beat me to it! We try but we keep getting sucked back in by *force* that is the DL hahah! MK is so good at being hilarious that we forget this is an equal opportunity platform. Today this, tomorrow we have a super skinny stick figure and we all jump the starvation bandwagon. At least we can count on that! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
I can't believe there hasn't been a single comment about the attractive slab of man meat Rose Byrne brought along. That easily cancels out even the ugliest disco jumpsuit in my book. Who is he?
Submitted by cokeysniffy on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 2:00pm.
If you are chubby at all (like me) and see an overweight person on dlisted, its probably best to not read the comments unless you wanna get pissed off
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Yeah, and if you are skinny (like me) and there is a Falcor or Skeletina post, don`t read the comments either. Come on, Dlisters are equal opportunity haters ;-)) No need to get pissed of about stuff like that. For everyone who likes a skinny chick, there is another one who would kill for a chubby gal.
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@parissucksliterally, that's true, Judd did fuck up her look. Why they do it, I don't know. Maybe it's the plastic surgeons getting back at them for never being happy with the results *cackle-cackle-cackle* LOL!
Shame!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
If you are chubby at all (like me) and see an overweight person on dlisted, its probably best to not read the comments unless you wanna get pissed off
the more i look at this pantsuit, the more i think i like it...th hair reminds of tenille from captain and tenille...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjloX_EvYiI
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Where do you find these crazed dogs, Dog?
cute Yorkie Doggie!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:21pm.
Ha ha Doggie
that wig look reminds me of the hassidic ladies hair
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Snowy, the wig is so two hours ago. Hit, ah say, hit refresh, woman! I found another feisty terrier!
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Ha ha Doggie
that wig look reminds me of the hassidic ladies hair
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:55pm.
it's a proven fact that fat people ARE serial killers and will kill you and eat you!
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Did you just call Sucky a serial killer?
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Hate the hair. That's the go-to youthful chemo wig and it is NOT the look.
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WithinReason, Judd has also done something to her face besides gaining weight. I agree, she looks bad now.
Maybe it is her inner ugliness working it's way out?
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I mistook Rose Byrne for Julianne Moore with a brunette wig.
@Dog- Right you are.
I'm out anyway. Score one for my troll. YAY! YOU WIN!
I dont see any tulle dress!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 11:49am
I've noticed that a lot of really fat ladies seem to have reallly little husbands..skinny and shorter than average. It looks so funny. I guess all of the left overs hook up, or something. At least it's nice to know that there is someone out there for everyone lol.
it's a proven fact that fat people ARE serial killers and will kill you and eat you!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Eeeevil, please don't feed the troll. At the very least, it has a tendency to keep posting when you do that. At the worst, it begins to log in and log out and then we have tons of them like roaches. :-)
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Oh Rose. You are so pretty. Why are you fighting it?
And what's with all the hate on Kristen Wiig?
I think one noteable difference between Sidibe and McCarthy is that, even being fat, McCarthy still has a face. Sidibe just kind of has a nose, mouth, and squints planted on a pancake of fatness. Melissa also appears to have a neck. I'm not saying she's healthy... Anyway, that's pretty harsh, but it's true.
Actually this weight talk has got me thinking. I used to love Ashley Judd's look a few years ago when she was super fit. Now that she's gained weight, that was the first thought that came to mind when I saw her, you know? She's always been so attractive but couldn't help thinking she was letting herself go.
It's true, not everyone gets is held to the same standard looks or weight-wise. Unfair but it's Hollywood! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:44pm.
Yeah, I'm "trolling" because I called you out for making a ridiculous, offensive remark...but keep fucking that chicken
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Thanks, I will keep fucking that chicken.
Anything I post, you are offended by, or feel the need to tell me how stupid I am, how I think I know it all, how rude I am.
Like I said, it's pretty easy to ignore me, but you don't seem to want to. So you keep fucking that chicken.
Did Elton John lend her this monstrosity or was it something she pickpocketed from last weeks rummage sale of the best `1970′s jump suits available? And what the fxck is up with that bob haircut. Doesn’t Elton John have a few wigs to loan out for distressed actresses?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/the-utterly-hideous-and-worst-dr...
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:28pm.
Just hope you never get fat or become a serial killer...you damn sure won't get a "pass" for being funny.
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Isn't it time to drag your Tony Perkis ALT out to back you up? Not here trying to be funny for you or anyone else. Don't like me posting?Too bad for you, isn't it?!
I m kinda diggin` the pantsuit. It looks like something Sharon Stone would have worn in "Casino". Even like the hair.
Who is the big girl?
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Whamo
When show a close-up of Gabby it is frightening because her features can't be dicerened because of all the fat. She is definitely unhealthy.
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:23pm.
Oh, how lovely of you to pick on my posts as usual.
Give it a rest. You hate me, so why not ignore me. Seems like the easiest thing to do.
Don't worry about what I mean or don't mean, because anything I do say is wrong in your book. Assume whatever, and keep on trollin'.
As a former fatty who has kept the weight off for ten years, I have no patience for people like this woman. She has proven she can lose it but the power of the doughnut apparently prevailed.
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@ Ophelia & kieranx - I always wondered if she dropped weight prior to getting pregnant so she'd be healthier for the baby.
Anyway, never seen the Mike & Molly sitcom, but she was hilarious in Bridesmaids.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:05pm.
That's not how you put yours on is is?
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No, I soak them in cherry jello first.
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Okay, but I get the rubber duckie first.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 11:31am.
I'm not against pantsuits, persay, but something about this makes me think it's a lukewarm cup of NOT RIGHT.
Or something that flew out of Grace Jones' nose at Studio 54 in 1978.
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You are right on the money!! I actually think it would've been more fabulouso if it had in fact flew out of Jone's nose.
Hekki was right about that choker. It needed to be apart of the dress or let it go.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:05pm.
That's not how you put yours on is is?
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No, I soak them in cherry jello first.
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Who a who a what what Sprooooooing!!!
Shall I run you a bath Lady Doggie?