Hot Slut Of The Day!
The grown bull dog of a bitch who snatched one of Novak Djokovic’s extra t-shirts from the hand of a young girl. All the greedy-handed cunts out there say it with me: YAAASSS!
On Sunday afternoon, Novak Djokovic won the Australian Open over Rafael Nadal after a record long Grand Slam singles final (not to be confused with the Grand Slam breakfast-eating record KFed broke at a Denny’s in The Valley before leaving for Australia) and Novak celebrated his win with the fans by throwing one of his t-shirts into the stands. Of course, Novak threw his t-shirt at a young blonde girl, because they get everything in life. And of course, everybody who watches this will be like, “Aw. That poor innocent young blonde girl getting her heart stomped on by a big ole’ fat ogre witch. We should start a Djokovic t-shirt fund for that poor innocent young blonde girl. Aw. Aw. Aw.”
Maybe it’s because the rotten organ in my chest only bleeds vulture shit, but that blonde girl had it coming. Didn’t she learn anything from our animal friends? Like when I give my dog a treat, he does the same thing even when we’re the only ones in the apartment. He’ll grab it out of my hand before I even know it’s missing and run away from me while shifting his eyes to each side to make sure possible food-snatchers aren’t following him. Then he’ll take it under the sofa and growl at any bitch who comes close. He doesn’t play around and he has no allies when it comes to treats.
That’s what the blonde girl should’ve done. She would’ve grabbed that shirt with both hands, ran out of there and buried it somewhere safe before marking the spot with her own piss. You have no allies when it comes to grabbing tennis player t-shirts. Because there’s always some greedy mega cunt (after my own heart) just waiting to figuratively punch you in the heart by taking what you thought belonged to you. The best part is when the evil t-shirt stealer holds it up as a trophy and thinks about how much she’s going to get on eBay for it. I love it when a fairytale has a happy ending.
But really, we all won when Djokovic Hulked right out of his polo shirt.
