Hot Slut Of The Day!
The grown bull dog of a bitch who snatched one of Novak Djokovic's extra t-shirts from the hand of a young girl. All the greedy-handed cunts out there say it with me: YAAASSS!
On Sunday afternoon, Novak Djokovic won the Australian Open over Rafael Nadal after a record long Grand Slam singles final (not to be confused with the Grand Slam breakfast-eating record KFed broke at a Denny's in The Valley before leaving for Australia) and Novak celebrated his win with the fans by throwing one of his t-shirts into the stands. Of course, Novak threw his t-shirt at a young blonde girl, because they get everything in life. And of course, everybody who watches this will be like, "Aw. That poor innocent young blonde girl getting her heart stomped on by a big ole' fat ogre witch. We should start a Djokovic t-shirt fund for that poor innocent young blonde girl. Aw. Aw. Aw."
Maybe it's because the rotten organ in my chest only bleeds vulture shit, but that blonde girl had it coming. Didn't she learn anything from our animal friends? Like when I give my dog a treat, he does the same thing even when we're the only ones in the apartment. He'll grab it out of my hand before I even know it's missing and run away from me while shifting his eyes to each side to make sure possible food-snatchers aren't following him. Then he'll take it under the sofa and growl at any bitch who comes close. He doesn't play around and he has no allies when it comes to treats.
That's what the blonde girl should've done. She would've grabbed that shirt with both hands, ran out of there and buried it somewhere safe before marking the spot with her own piss. You have no allies when it comes to grabbing tennis player t-shirts. Because there's always some greedy mega cunt (after my own heart) just waiting to figuratively punch you in the heart by taking what you thought belonged to you. The best part is when the evil t-shirt stealer holds it up as a trophy and thinks about how much she's going to get on eBay for it. I love it when a fairytale has a happy ending.
But really, we all won when Djokovic Hulked right out of his polo shirt.
Don't give a fuck about the t-shirt fiasco, Novak should play shirtless in every game.
Phwoooooooooooooooooooaaaaar!! That display was raw and passionate. It made me giddy.
That is all.
Every time someone mentions the Aussie Open, I have major impure thoughts about Patrick Rafter. Now that was one HOT tennis player. What were we talking about?
After carefully watching this video, I can now see the skinny girl had no hope.
Fat bitch had the finesse, poise, balance, when she leaned across the stand to snatch the t-shirt.
for us mere mortals, we would have fallen over the stand trying to reach out, and landed face first on the court.
but not fat bitch, that is years of training, leaning over the mcdonalds counter to make sure the 16 year old attendant put it EXACTLY 16 packets or ketchup "I ASK FOR 16! you only put in 9 packets"
That balance skill was further strengthened leaning across counters at KFC, Wendy's, Donut King and grabbing onto the collar of the 16 year trainee attendant who said "sorry but your coupon for 6 whipped cream chocolate fudge mousse and 48 pieces of chicken for $14.95 has expired 2 days ago."
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:38am.
LOL yous (which is everybody else: fame bitch bogan language) yous ken get fukked.
which means you can all get fucked.
thats probably what she said when the girl said "hay you stole my t-shirt". LOL
nobody snatches a wet t-shirt from a shirtless guy faster than a fat bitch who has had training at krispy kreme donuts.
that girl had nothing on fat bitch, that little girl grew up with everything handed to her so she hasnt being trained in the ways of the ninja.
fat bitch has learnt how to snatch shit since lesson 101, what to do when there is only 1 donut left at krispy kreme.
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This is fucking hilarious!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
You best believe I'd go Balkan war on the fat bitch if she grabbed his shirt from me. That Novak is a FOINE piece and I'd do it from here all the way to Serbia...Montenegro style (couldn't resist)
Okay, time for me to cool it *cools down with an iced mocha*
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what a cunt!
Bum! The video is GONE! Fuck yooooo Tennis Australia.
Nole has just the best body. Oh what i could do with that..
Nadal has a decent bod, but that face.. Fugly doesnt even begin to cover it.
Nole has just the best body. Oh what i could do with that..
Nadal has a decent bod, but that face.. Fugly doesnt even begin to cover it.
Over on youtube the title of this video is FAT UGLY WOMAN STEALS T- SHIRT. Too funny.
PROOF! All fatsos are evil!
What are we, surprised by that? How'd you think they get so fat. Not by being all humble and frugal, that's for certain.
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I may be small and blonde but if she did that to me, I woulda beat her ass. I'm scrappy like that.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Team blonde skinny b*tch, but only because I have issues with "big" people. Yea, I'm working on it, but for some reason big people annoy me. When I see them walking through the mall taking up aisles with thier Auntie Ann Pretzles and slurpies from the food court, or taking up half of the dance floor at clubs in their outfits from Torrid that are STILL too small for them or when they jump in and grab a t-shirt that wasn't even meant for them like it was the last Twinkie on earth! Yea, I'm going to hell.
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BB! hahahahaha! I did not notice the "fat ugly woman" title! They best be careful, she may be inclined to snack on their ass.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Hahaha @ the title of the clip on RichBitch's (ty!) link "ugly fat woman steals..." Damn, the way she ninja snatched that thing you would have thought it was deep fried.
I nearly die from laughter when I see photos of Nadal as they try to market him as a sex symbol, when in essence he looks like he has been beaten with the 'speshul' stick savagely.
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We should start a Djokovic t-shirt fund for that poor innocent young blonde girl. Aw. Aw. Aw."
lmao!
Yes, MK your chest organ DOES bleed vulture shit!! Love it, Shifty shifty, I totally understand! The worst part is this bitch goes through life with no fucking clue that people DON'T throw FUCKALL at her. They throw it at the blondies! She blissfully believes "he threw it AT ME, HE THREW IT AT ME!! YIPEE! Reach for it, dumb beoatch!! Her evil snatchy grin is the best. You snooze,you lose girly! He he. Hate when they do this to little kids in baseball games, ARGH GRRRRRRRR. Hahahaha The face Novak makes... HAHAHA
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
:D Loopy. I'm dyin' laughing over here. Oh the skinnies will LOSE once the apocalypse comes, with these fatties who will grab/take everything they want. (Read : want, not need as fatties don't know the difference.)
I'm seriously scared of the future situations w/ no food, etc., but I know I've got a few ninja skills, myself as when I go to concerts I can swivel in/out so fast it amazes ppl how I can get through a crowd.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:15am.
I don't know what I liked more, the look of loss on young blondie's face or the look of pure satisfaction on the bull dog's face.
How about the look of disgust on buddy's face when he turns around after the steal from cunty? I bet she doesn't even care that she's being seen around the world on Rich Bitch's youtube link as "Ugly fat woman steals Djokovic's tshirt".
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:12am.
First bitch to whip out the titties wins the prize
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^this
and lololl at loopy
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
I don't know what I liked more, the look of loss on young blondie's face or the look of pure satisfaction on the bull dog's face. I am going with the satisfaction. Yeah.
Thanks richbitch! and jack!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Nadal...NOM.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:01am.
in fact, if i was Novak, id carry a spare T-bone steak or 12 krispy kreme glazed vanilla donuts in my tennis bag, to use as distraction if he ever gets attacked.
You phat hor! :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
That blonde girl should have exposed her tetas and shoved them together. Men LOVE to put things in that crevasse.
Drago dude would have stopped, stood still, folded that sweaty t-shirt and made sure it got deposited carefully between her dirty pillows.
Bitch wasn't thinking straight.
ETA: Fat bitch could have done the same, with the same outcome. As long as we're talking about the law of the jungle... First bitch to whip out the titties wins the prize.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:01am.
so true, novak better watch out. im from australia so i have met bitches like this before and hells im scared of them.
i dont even look them in the eye, she would tear me to pieces.
ive been scarred ever since high school when we were only in year 7, tiny 5'0 foot talls kids and i witnessed a fat bitch mow down a 5'2 foot kid, i can still see it in slow motion....the horror ohh the horror.
and then another time, this skinny kid got kicked by a fat bitch and lost one testicle, needless to say, he didnt have the balls to do that again.
Ha! MY dog does the same thing with my treats, she even fake buries her stuff everywhere I have found petrified meat products everywhere because she forgets all about them, same thing in the car, I will find old burgers, taco shells,and this is one seat in small car, mutts be crazy!!
double double
Haha, loopy! Ya made me laugh again.
Now that Novak bitch better watch HIS ass, too. Some tubby bitch gonna hit that ball where he least expects it to WIN!!!
I'm telling you, that is one thing I've learned in life. Don't underestimate the slow, the quiet, the wallflowers...
urmomma - scroll down... Richbitch posted another link. WAKE UP OKIE!!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
boooo hissss....cannot view.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:41am.
It's true Hekki, when it comes down to it, its every bitch for themself.
pretty girls, bitches better get their shit together, cuz when the apocalypse comes, they wont survive. seriously, if you cant even snatch a t-shirt from a shirtless guy who has a high probability of having a thin long ding dong, what hope have you got to snatch food.
"Like when I give my dog a treat, he does the same thing even when we're the only ones in the apartment. He'll grab it out of my hand before I even know it's missing and run away from me while shifting his eyes to each side to make sure possible food-snatchers aren't following him. Then he'll take it under the sofa and growl at any bitch who comes close."
LOLOLOL! So cute. TEAM ELVIE! Dog have it down pat. Those little sneaky bitches know who to hang around when the food comes out. My dog will be bffs with whoever has food and if everybody does, she hangs around the weakest (aka most likely to drop the food) either being the oldies or the really little kids.
Excellent! :D My kind of cunt! Here's an alt link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLx1xGRH2y4
That's girl's expression is PRICELESS!
Submitted by loopygorilla: "...nobody snatches a wet t-shirt from a shirtless guy faster than a fat bitch who has had training at krispy kreme donuts.
that girl had nothing on fat bitch, that little girl grew up with everything handed to her so she hasnt being trained in the ways of the ninja.
fat bitch has learnt how to snatch shit since lesson 101, what to do when there is only 1 donut left at krispy kreme."
I can't stop laughing at this.
But honestly, it's all true. That's the way of the world. Maybe that's why I just LOVED that clip. It encapsulated all the truths of life into ten seconds.
Survival of the fattest. Women competing for the scraps that men throw them. Old age and treachery...
I'm still laughing, though.
The bulldog bitch snatched the video.
LOL yous (which is everybody else: fame bitch bogan language) yous ken get fukked.
which means you can all get fucked.
thats probably what she said when the girl said "hay you stole my t-shirt". LOL
nobody snatches a wet t-shirt from a shirtless guy faster than a fat bitch who has had training at krispy kreme donuts.
that girl had nothing on fat bitch, that little girl grew up with everything handed to her so she hasnt being trained in the ways of the ninja.
fat bitch has learnt how to snatch shit since lesson 101, what to do when there is only 1 donut left at krispy kreme.
Also, I was very (unfavorably) impressed with the blase attitude with which the Drago dude tossed his T-shirt. Like, "Oh yeah, I guess I'll give these horny bitches something of mine. It really gets them off and makes them so happy. You know, when you're an international sex symbol, you've gotta keep them satisfied. I'm a stud."
Like he's doing her a big favor by tossing her a soggy smelly t-shirt.
AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
This one is all kinds of win, MK!
HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking bitch!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
It would be splendid if Djokovic wins the French Open so he can celebrate by dropping his pants.
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Vanity is the price of fame.
First thought: Ya snooze, ya lose.
Second thought: Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
AH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!
CHRIST ON A CRACKER!
And so it begins!
Fat witch should be catching for a major league ball team.
Just say no to the barf-colored neon green shirt.
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