The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!
Beware, ladies, this is what happens if you fuck a guy with a pencil dick. - jazzfish_77
You might be a redneck if.....your fetus has already mastered the art of tattooing from inside the uterus. - pamorama_j
And to think, just five months ago it was a tattoo of a penis going into a vagina. - Sweetas
Coincidentally this is exactly what Beyonce's ultra sound looked like. - Whamo
via Awkward Family Photos (Thanks to the reader who sent this in. My stupid ass lost your email)