Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 30, 2012 / Posted by:

What member of a foreign royal family was caught inhaling disco dust in a nightclub bathroom during a recent sporting event? (Page Six)

Duchess of Alba? But that wasn’t disco dust. It was ground diamonds, which is how she keeps the dandelion of star dust strands on her head so sparkly.

This could also be Princess Stephanie or Prince Albert? Don’t guess Prince Hot Ginge, because he has proven that he won’t snort it unless it comes in a bottle, is of Russian descent and used to be a potato.

What soon to be A list movie actor’s girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz for awhile. (CDAN)

Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana? This will only work if by “kinky” she means she’ll turn her poon into a peen, change her name to Victor Garber and memorize every single lyric in every single show tune that’s ever been written.

This singer’s sexuality has been questioned over and over again, but he does have a steady girlfriend with whom he attends awards shows. While he was out on tour, he had a fling with a fan. She soon discovered that he had given her herpes. She decided to sue him, and in the course of preparing her suit, wound up contacting his girlfriend. The girlfriend, who was surprisingly nonchalant about the whole thing, simply remarked, “Well, you’re certainly not the first one. We’ve been dealing with this situation for a long time.” It turns out that this singer is a one-man herpes distribution center. (Blind Gossip)

Doesn’t Derek Jeter already have the title “one-man herpes distribution center” trademarked? LAWSUIT! I’ll guess this is John Legend or Ne-Yo?

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