Afternoon Crumbs
French singer Shy’m proves that you can make a sophisticated ensemble fit for a demure lady using torn bed sheets, fiberglass, resin and pepaw pubes. And am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Whenever I see Lea Michele trying to glamour it up at award shows, I expect to see her mother yelling at her for getting into her closet and playing with her big woman shoes again – Lainey Gossip
Call me a chin-osexual, but I actually do think Asshole Simpson looks good here – The Superficial
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale slap at the divorce rumors by going fishing (???) – Celebitchy
Will Cynthia Nixon please stop talking and give Rojo Caliente the mic already – Towleroad
Even Jessica Simpson’s earlobes look swole – Hollywood Tuna
Natalie Portman’s right breast is trying to get the hell out of there before she feeds it to her baby again – Popoholic
Katy Perry continues to spread all the colors of the Manic Panic rainbow on her hair – The Berry
How many copies of Photoshop died for this? – ICYDK
ScarJo’s newest piece looks like a super sized Stanley Tucci with a touch of William Mapother – Popsugar
Becks’ Super Bowl commercial is worthless without more bulge – OMG Blog
Matthew Broderick’s day off thanks to some Honda commercial, but I can’t help but wonder if SJP’s old mole ate the life out of his eyes? – Just Jared
This girl can spell any word backwards. To which I say, Annataz si ton desserpmi – The Daily What
Xena’s still got it – Hollywood Rag
Jean Paul Gaultier’s Amy Winehouse tribute is incomplete without stained ballet slipper and an I Heart Blaaaaaaaaake pin – Cityrag
Bad news for the makers of real hyena hair weaves and beaver wigs – Videogum
The Narcissistic Old Queens brawl of 2012 lives on – I’m Not Obsessed