Afternoon Crumbs

January 30, 2012 / Posted by:

French singer Shy’m proves that you can make a sophisticated ensemble fit for a demure lady using torn bed sheets, fiberglass, resin and pepaw pubes. And am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Whenever I see Lea Michele trying to glamour it up at award shows, I expect to see her mother yelling at her for getting into her closet and playing with her big woman shoes again - Lainey Gossip

Call me a chin-osexual, but I actually do think Asshole Simpson looks good here – The Superficial

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale slap at the divorce rumors by going fishing (???) – Celebitchy

Will Cynthia Nixon please stop talking and give Rojo Caliente the mic already – Towleroad

Even Jessica Simpson’s earlobes look swole – Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Portman’s right breast is trying to get the hell out of there before she feeds it to her baby again – Popoholic

Katy Perry continues to spread all the colors of the Manic Panic rainbow on her hair – The Berry

How many copies of Photoshop died for this? – ICYDK

ScarJo’s newest piece looks like a super sized Stanley Tucci with a touch of William Mapother - Popsugar

Becks’ Super Bowl commercial is worthless without more bulge – OMG Blog

Matthew Broderick’s day off thanks to some Honda commercial, but I can’t help but wonder if SJP’s old mole ate the life out of his eyes? – Just Jared

This girl can spell any word backwards. To which I say, Annataz si ton desserpmi – The Daily What

Xena’s still got it - Hollywood Rag

Jean Paul Gaultier’s Amy Winehouse tribute is incomplete without stained ballet slipper and an I Heart Blaaaaaaaaake pin – Cityrag

Bad news for the makers of real hyena hair weaves and beaver wigs – Videogum

The Narcissistic Old Queens brawl of 2012 lives on - I’m Not Obsessed

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