Who's Sucking The Life Out Of Who?

No, this isn't a picture of a zombie Ellen DeGeneres siphoning whatever youth is left from her latest victim. This is Nick Carter and his girlfriend Lauren Kitt awkwardly trying to make out with each other's cheeks at his 32nd birthday party at Vanity in Las Vegas last night. You're thinking what I'm thinking so let's just scream it together: THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT FACE??? (That question applies to both of them)

While Aaron Carter doesn't completely look like he just fell out of a Faces of Meth Magazine, Nick looks like he's been on the cover of Faces of Meth Magazine: AARP Edition. Should I call a priest who specializes in exorcisms? Should I call a damn doctor who specializes in leprosy of the face? Should I call somebody with hair clippers since I'm sure that 1970s Bieber pimp mop on Nick's head is sucking all the hot out of his face. Those extra wide pube chops he calls sideburns are making Nick look like a 65-year-old David Spade who time traveled back to the 1970s to work as a low level porn producer in Hungary. I just wanna stick an IV drip in his hair and then gently blow his eyelids down so he can get some sleep. Damn.

Somebody get the number to 911 and call it, because this shit is serious.

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 9:21am.

Honestly I don't recognize that guy. You keep looking at him to see Nick Carter of the 90s and there's nothing there, nothing.

Submitted by myeager on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 4:32pm.

holy shit what happened to nick carter!? He looked so good when Inconsolable came out! And his girlfriend, gross! Her face is disgusting! I thought he had better taste than that. Then again he does do meth.

Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:43pm.

He is being ravaged by all the infections he caught from Parasite Hilton.

Submitted by She Stinks on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:32pm.

Wow, he looks awful. Did he have a drug relapse?

She Stinks!

Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:58pm.

I don't think that Paris Hilton would want to be somebodys beard.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:31pm.

Wasn't there a few blind items suggesting he is closeted and she is one of his beards?

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Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:42am.

Well, at least his girlfriend makes him look younger.

Submitted by jackie on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:25am.

ummm what the hell nick? he looks horrible and like he got dressed in 1975. Im dying to see what kevin looks like now.

Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:15am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:16am.

Ponchiks: the cuntishness is very strong in me this morning.

He does look very Slavic, though, I think. It's okay. I've got Eastern European blood from both sides.
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To be honest my comment was meant to also say that he looks like a Latvian R&B artist. My brain is very caffeine deficient today so I forgot to add that :D Just get your facts straight, please, and then be as cunty as you like. But yes, I can see what you meant. Ugh, the memories it brings!

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Submitted by Twilight on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 10:07am.

Although I'm not a fan of this particular haircut, I like it shorter and spikier and no sideburns--He still looks pretty dang good. He IS sober, off drugs and is on tour for his latest album. He does seem to HATE the Red Carpet thing though. I've seen several different newsfeed photos of him from that night and Michael simply picked the worst of the lot. Not surprising considering how he feels about Nick.

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:55am.

Is he dating a man?

Submitted by icallbs on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:04am.

i recall from his days with parisite, he's always been into grossly inexperienced looking PDA.

i don't usually advocate botox, but, really, he's not aging well.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:41am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:15am.
I hate that vest and black shirt look

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Co-sign.

Submitted by warmjuice on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:35am.

Why do men (mostly gay)still have that tired ass hair-do?

Submitted by yahbutnobut on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:08am.

David Soul is looking good.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 8:01am.

THAT is 32?

*smdh*

EPIC FACIAL FAIL!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:45am.

I hate that vest and black shirt look

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Submitted by KA on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:31am.

Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:35am.

He's wearing Black Honey lipstick by Lancome if anyone likes the color and wants to pick up a tube. -------------------------------
black honey is made by clinique. it has a cult following but i had no damn idea dudes bought it too.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:27am.

Wow, he's lookin' rough! Up for too many days with no food. Awkward to say the least! Jeeeeze! HAHA she caught him off guard like she thought they were brangelina. *SuperSTAR, MY time to SHINE!!* Tried to goble his lips - oh so gracefully, missed by a mile and he's like "uh...what the..." BUSTED click click click!! Look this way Mr. Cartah! Hahaha

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Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:25am.

He looks vitamin C and D deficient or something.

Submitted by greeneggs on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:22am.

Horrendous.

Submitted by rosehips69 on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:03am.

I was never a Nick Carter fan, so to me he just looks older and skinnier. He's still handsome, I think. He needs to get a new stylist, cut his hair into a manlier, simpler cut...and ditch that unfortunate looking woman. Yikes!

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 6:40am.

He used to have really gross teefs. Guess he took a page out of the BloHan Playbook and got those puppies capped or whatever they do out in Hollyweird.

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Submitted by amjxray on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 6:35am.

WOW!! Just wow...last saw him may a year or two ago performing a song on the George Lopez show and he looked decent but what a turnaround!! It's quite obvious he's on the bad shit for sure...shame..

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 6:07am.

Um.....When Paris Hilton is the classiest woman you've ever dated, Nick, you need to seriously regroup.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:56am.

What is he doing with Christian Serrano's hair? Nick looks like he's auditioning for Duran Duran.

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Submitted by MundoLoco on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:51am.

i'd still hit it.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:46am.

Ponchiks: the cuntishness is very strong in me this morning.

He does look very Slavic, though, I think. It's okay. I've got Eastern European blood from both sides.

Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:29am.

Hekki, how rude! This is what Latvian rockers look like http://credo.suppermusic.net/neu/foto.php

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:15am.

When did Nick Carter become like a gay 45-year-old trying to look 20? And... 32??!!? The Backstreet Boys were big like a hundred years ago. I would have thought he would be closer to 40 by now...

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:09am.

Getting a Latvian rock star vibe from this. The hair swoop is definitely passé but I suspect it's hiding a receding hairline.

He's making me sad. I could just strangle his mother.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 3:26am.

Never would have guessed that was Nick. He looks like a cheap mannequin in a thrift store.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 3:12am.

Yikes! Poor Nick, he's no Timberlake. And why is it that all these recovering addicts have birthday parties in Vegas. File that under poor life choices.

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 1:43am.

THIS is Nick Carter?! WTF has happened to him?

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:32am.

Nick is a very attractive homosexual!

Are there photos of Nick presenting hole?

Submitted by cokeysniffy on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:15am.

Also I nominate MK as King Genius for his tags. I was at work the other day and the boss was bitching about something and thought to myself "File Under 'The Who Cares News'"

Submitted by cokeysniffy on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:58pm.

When I saw the main pic I thought it was Anne Heche and Snooki making out. Only slightly less palatable.

Submitted by Janetrenowins on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:45pm.

He is kinda starting to remind me of that singer Beck from the late nineties.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:41pm.

Maybe it's because I know I saw pics of him shaved bald and fat, that I think Orange there deserves credit for cleaning him up. I mean this guy was meant for the "27" death club and what is he now? 33?

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:37pm.

What really sucks about all these boy-banders from the 90s (and I'm not saying that as a biased former boy band girlie)...Nsync, BSB, 98, LFO...they all actually had some real potential talent (unlike the Lesbeavers of the music world).

I wouldn't guess in a million years this was Nick Carter...both him and his brothers are scarred for life.

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:32pm.

What is his necklace supposed to be?

A brass knuckle

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:09pm.

Damn, I thought it was Aaron at first. I feel really bad for those boys, I know they had to have endured some really fucked up shit. [Please refer back to the Rich Cronin interview before his death; Perlman was/is one sick motherfucker] Just WOW. :(

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Submitted by Sexecution on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:05pm.

It's a shame when she got her hairs did at Super Cuts they didn't bother to wipe the hair dye off her EAR! Or probably both Ears. Damn that is so Ghetto. He's wearing Black Honey lipstick by Lancome if anyone likes the color and wants to pick up a tube. Claire's accessories for his tiny aluminum faux brass knuckles. Yeah, they got gussied up at a strip mall for the big night.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:50pm.

I can't snark on him or his brother; their own mom pimped them out to Pedo Perlman and that just gives me the sads. I hope he gets/ stays sober and finds peace and happiness in his life.

Submitted by KA on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:39pm.

tha fuck???