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January 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Jimmy Ray – Thanks to the Spice Girls’ creator Simon Fuller, the late 90s was graced by the brilliance of a fourth shelf Elvis impersonator from England named Jimmy Ray. Simon Fuller molded Jimmy Ray into a skinny ass Elvis for our generation and with the charisma of Keanu Reeves and the moves of a sedated Buddy Holly, Jimmy Ray had a semi-hit (his only semi-hit) with “Are You Jimmy Ray?” That song was stuffed with more question marks than the inside of my head when I wonder about what ever happened to Jimmy Ray.

Some of my greatest fap memories from 1998 starred Jimmy Ray. Jimmy looked like a borderline anorexic lesbian man nymph who had the lyrics to a Morrissey song tattooed on his inner thigh, always wore a mechanic shirt, smelled like pomade and menthols and rolled his eyes every time a ho compared him to Luke Perry. Just my type!

I don’t know what ever happened to Jimmy. Wiki says he was in some band in 2009, but he dropped off the face of the Internet after that. What ever happened to his ass, I hope that he made the most out of his signature pout. The bitch could pout! And with a pout like that, I hope he either became a MAC counter boy or a child beauty queen.

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