What you’re witnessing is the very special moment when a leased piece asks his sugar mamita for a raise in his weekly allowance so that he can finally pay off the CZ studs he bought with his Zales charge card. Or maybe Casper Smart is telling JLo that he made a doo doo mound in his diaper. JLo’s eyes do look like they’re being touched by a stank cloud of baby diarrhea. I really hope my first guess about what’s going on here is right, because obviously his $10,000 a week allowance is not cutting it. Dude needs to hire a stylist so he can stop looking like Howard the Duck going to a costume party as a low-budget Bruno Mars.
Here’s more of JLo and her paid bitch at some photo shoot with Mario Testino in Miami yesterday. As my new favorite poetweeter Casper Smart says: to be continued…..