Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Dr. Susan Stafford, the original Vanna White!

All this talk about how Pat Sajak (or Pat Say-yack as my mom calls him) and Vanna White used to do tequila shots off of each other’s taints in between oil wrestling on the wheel (that’s what I got from that) got me thinking about the original letter turner: Susan Stafford. Susan was one of the original beacon of game show glamour and premiere letter turner on Wheel of Fortune from 1975 until 1982. Back then, the winners had to use the money they won to buy stupid shit like silver-plated peanut bowls shaped like fishes and Susan had to pose with those prizes, so she’s a multi-talented beauty! Susan left Wheel to focus on getting her PhD and humanitarian work.

Everything you need to know about the pioneer letter turner is at her website, but one of my favorite fuckery facts is that Susan claims she SAVED Rock Hudson’s soul by bringing in a Catholic priest to cleanse his sins just hours before he died. Remind me to not let Susan into the room moments before I burp out my last breath, because I do not want to spend my last minutes listening to some priest scrub the sin out of my soul with a prayer. That’s a downer. Play me some Khia or some shit. That’s the only prayer I need.

Oh, and we should also remember Susan for this:

I was so about to send a money order to that P.O. Box, but then I figured that if I want to wake up with a flatter stomach and a bed covered with a puddle of night shits from taking Nitediet, I’ll just have butt sex with a few suppositories before bedtime.

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