A "Toddlers & Tiaras" Mom Is Suing TMZ For Sexualizing Her Beauty Queen Daughter

The term BOLD BITCH has just been redefined, so update your dictionaries. Susanna Barrett, a pageant mom who's been on Toddlers & Tiaras before, has thrown a $30 million lawsuit at TMZ, The Huffington Post and the greatest news source in every universe The Daily Mail for sexualizing her 5-year-old daughter Isabella by posting a video of Isabella singing to LMFAO's "I'm Sexy And I Know It" at a club in NYC. Somebody hand me a bedazzled Kleenex, because a pristine tear of happiness slides down my cheek every time a mother pushes blame on another trick to get a quick check out of it. The Pimp Mama Kris Effect is a beautiful thing.

MSNBC says that in the lawsuit filed in NYC on Tuesday, Susanna claims that the video (seen above in all of its terrifying animatronic glory) is the epitome of G-rated innocence and the media turned it into a piece of illegal sucioness by writing shit like "gyrating in a nightclub and singing about her sex appeal" to describe Isabella's performance.

"(Isabella) did not understand the concept of sex, let alone 'sex appeal' and could not have been singing about her own sex appeal. It is the defendants who, through their articles, have thrust these false and vulgar characteristics on to Isabella. As a result, Isabella is now perceived sexually, erotically and pornographically, and (the stories) have placed Isabella in serious physical danger, attracting the attention of others who would seek to sexualize a child."

I've pulled the Lawyer career card at least three times during the Game of Life and this makes me an expert at law shit, so you can trust me when I say that all of that legal talk translates into: "If anybody's going to make a dollar by sexualizing Isabella, it's going to be Susanna Barrett and Susanna Barrett only! Now empty your fanny pack, Harvey!"

Isabella is the same girl who looked into the camera and said that her 3-year-old arch rival Paisley Dickey (NO COMMENT) dresses like a hooker. So not only should Paisley Dickey (again, NO COMMENT) throw a lawsuit at Isabella for hookerizing her by calling her a wannabe hooker, but White Oprah should also file a lawsuit against every single media outlet for crackieizing her innocent daughter by posting picture after picture of her behaving like a complete cracked out crackhead mess.

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Submitted by Oldie on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 12:56pm.

True. Stupid shit by stupid people is there and I should thank that show for dragging me out of Fantasy Land to show me how awful some parents can be. Now could someone arrest those idiots or what?

Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 11:18pm.

SIIIIIING!!!!!!!!

SIIING. LOOOUD. SIIING NOW! SINNNNNGGG BIIIIITCCCCCCCHHHH.

IN YOUR CORNER BITCH!

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:08pm.

I agree the original be...wtf is a kid doing at a club???

Parenting fail!!!

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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:52pm.

That video was disturbing. Some people should not have kids.

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Submitted by Patoots on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:14pm.

I was wondering the same thing as Starr07. If the mom is either the woman in the brown dress or the loud mouth screaming at her to sing louder, she should be sued for custody. by Chid Protection Services.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:01pm.

WHU-UUTT is going on with Mom's titty game? Did "Savannah Rain" pay for those?!

I'd rather watch the sleeping little dormouse. THAT'S what I call cute.

Love,
Mabel

Submitted by Libressa on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:46pm.

She's only suing TMZ to get more TMZ airtime.

If she were concerned about "attracting the attention of others that would seek to sexualize a child" she wouldn't be spending all that money and time to put her own kid out in public and on TV dressed the same way a grown up slut dressed while singing songs about sex.

If she were at an amusement park or a home party singing one of the multitude of songs out there that don't reference sex or sexiness at all, TMZ would have nothing to report.

I'm pretty sure that she was happy the the video "somehow" ended up in TMZ's hands.

Submitted by Echo27 on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:24pm.

Have you ever noticed that the most of the moms making their kids do this stuff are disgusting, ugly beasts? Talk about living vicariously through your kids! Mom could never be a beauty queen so she makes sure little Savannah Rain is!

Pitiful.

Submitted by the original be... on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:08pm.

The fuck is a 5-year-old doing "performing" in a nightclub in NYC?!?

Sorry, momzilla, the blame's on YOU!

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:58pm.

Do these stupid mothers not learn a thing from Jon Benet Ramsey? Kids that age should be jamming to twinkle twinkle little star and old macdonald. Not plastering their faces with heavy make up and grooving to songs about being sexy. Mothers, just put an ad on craigslist saying "Pedobears, I want my daughter to be a slut as young as possible. What can you do for her? She is still 6 and a virgin, this needs to be dealt with LOL."

Submitted by zachhcaz on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:42pm.

I assume that Bravo has a large, fenced-off open field where they specially breed and raise humans to appear in their shows.

Submitted by Bree on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:31pm.

She's the shitty mom taking her kid to a night club. What an idiot.

On that note, I'd like to say that it's funny when kids sing songs they have no idea about. It's cute because they're innocent. Let them have fun. They don't know any better. I liked that "Discover Channel/Bad Touch" song by the Bloodhound Gang before I had a clue what it was about. Kids don't know the meaning of this shit unless you tell them. SHE is the one blowing this out of proportion.

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:12pm.

I hope the news org in this case crawl up her ass with the depositions and fight back. I'll lose all faith in humanity if they roll over and settle.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:54pm.

Someone needs to call Judge Judy on this "Mom"

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:27pm.

<"Without attention that Mom wouldn't do such stupid ass things to her own child.">

You live in Fantasy Land. Out of sight, out of mind! As I have said, this show is exposing this, not creating it.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:25pm.

Team Dance Moms! Go Vivienne! lol
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Submitted by Oldie on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:20pm.

I'm with whoever said take this off the page. That Mom screaming at that child who should be at home in bed having a story read to her definitely has a problem. She should be arrested. I say we all sue her ass for being a shit Mom. World vs Shitty Mom. We'd win. But yeah, that poor little girl. Don't put it on any website. Without attention that Mom wouldn't do such stupid ass things to her own child.

Submitted by canabera on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:10pm.

Forgot to mention Daily Mail has to be taking kick backs from the KArdashians. They run anywhere from 6-12 stories PER DAY on this family. Stopped reading that too not that it matters.

Submitted by Richiegay on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:09pm.

"Sing Out Louise" ~ Mama Rose

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:08pm.

True Texn, the shows make money! And they're not going off the air anytime soon! If only the parents weren't *braindead*! Ya know? :D

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Submitted by canabera on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:07pm.

I'm not fan of T&T - those mothers should be shot. That said, I'm so glad someone is suing TMZ. I used to get a kick ouf of it until they started promoting the Kardashians -that was it for me.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:01pm.

<"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 11:07am.
The audience are the ones who keep this shit on the air. I blame them more than anyone else.">

So you'd rather this flourish behind the scenes with no attention being paid otherwise? I love the show and wouldn't be surpised if Trey Parker is behind the scenes (loved the South Park parody with the judge jacking off during the pageant). These freaky parents and their kids are getting exposure, and it's not positive. Or you wouldn't see some toddler interviewed and then see her slip off the stool to the floor. This show is the best comedy on TV.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:55pm.

Toddlers and Tiaras Moms should be line up and shot with a water cannon. The show is nothing but televised child abuse. Who the fuck watches this CRAP???

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:46pm.

Submitted by jim: "BY THE WAY WE COULD HAVE A SHOW CALLED "TODDLER AND TIARAS AND MY FUCKING BAT" WHERE I SMASH THESE OLD SKANKS IN THE HEAD WITH MY BAT WHILE THEY ERASE THE MIND OF THESE WARPED KIDS!"

I'd watch that!

*Rolls around laughing at jim's comment* Where you been, fucker? I missed you!

Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:41pm.

Hahahaha ohh the things that make me laugh and laugh

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:35pm.

So the mom is the screeching harpy off-camera? She needs to be punched in the baby maker. And her NYC accent is killing me. And I'm from Brooklyn, FFS.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:22pm.

Hey Karl, can you repeat that? I don't think I got it.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:20pm.

Say what, Karl?

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:19pm.

*takes Karl's iphone away* lol

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:18pm.

Hey Karl,
How do you feel about the kids?

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Submitted by karl59 on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:14pm.