Friday, January 27th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By A Lazy Ass Dormouse
This is where I'm supposed to make a Richard Gere joke, but instead I'm going to use my keystrokes to plead with a bitch to please get that loud lazy dormouse a Breathe Right strip, some allergy medicine, a lozenge for his nose and a body pillow. Because how can any of us get any work done when his ass sounds like Richard Gere and a dormouse wrestling on top of a plastic-wrapped mattress?!
via Boing Boing (Thanks Kevin)
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Hekki...(((hugs))).
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hekki
I haven't been through that but I am so sorry about your Dad :(
About 100,000 people are killed in hospitals every year via medical mistakes so it's often a very legitimate claim. Some claim it's up to 200,000 but I'm not sure I believe it. Regardless, it happens every day.
I hope your dad isn't in pain and I'm sorry for your pain too. (((((xx)))))
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:42pm.
I am so sorry to read this. Hang in there.
Hekki on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:42pm.
That sounds like a horrible conundrum.
I take it that you and your fellow family members have little to NO control over what the hospital is doing to/for your father?
Document with your cellphone camera if you can as evidence if you need to use it in the court of law later for a lawsuit.
My father-in-law had a massive coronary and my mother-in-law panicked and called 911, he had DIED and was DEAD when the paramedics arrived and they brought him back but in a VEGETATIVE state.
There's a point where people HAVE to let go. My father-in-law died in a sterile, ugly hospital setting shitting himself in a coma rather than just dying suddenly at home on his living room carpet.
UGH. Some 'intervention' is more cruel than just allowing us to gracefully bow out of life.
dog, what did I look like in your dream?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Oh Hekki, so sorry to hear about your dad! Times like these really show the true nature of the people involved. Don't let others' weaknesses bring you down. I know that's easier said than done.
I've never been through this situation, thank God.
May I ask what the surgery was for in the first place?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
what a cutie pieee!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:11pm.
That is so cute!
Slores
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***In Best Lurch-y Voice***
YOU RANG?!?!?!??
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:39pm.
Electroshock therapy is your friend.
Carrie Fisher and Beelzebub approved!
Be careful though...sometimes that shit can melt your fillings and the dentist is way scarier than EST!
Okay horz, imma be the downer here. My dad is in the ICU, basically on life support since a surgery that nearly killed him on the table. He has many things wrong with him, pneumonia is the latest. He's on a ventilator and heavily sedated. He barely responds and they say that they keep him that way so he won't rip at his tubes. I feel that if he were less sedated he could fight harder to stay alive. He's just languishing In a fog, getting sicker and sicker. It's awful. The doctor basically said there is very little hope of a recovery.
And my sister is being hostile to the hospital staff and passive aggressive with me. Which doesn't help.
Now we have a few people (aunt, sister's boyfriend) telling us we have a good malpractice case. The thought of it makes me queasy and it's one of my life's goals to never set foot in a courtroom. Have any of you been through that?
SOOOOOOOO cute!!! sounds like the hubs too....
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
It's GusGus!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:30pm.
I just gotta do a drive-by and post this, but i had the CRAZIEST dream last night. MK was doing some kind of Meet and Greet all over the country, and he came to my litte bumfuck town and i got to meet a bunch of you hos , cause of course every poster was at the Meet and Greet and then i had MK sign my TITTIES. This must have been the best dream i had in 5 years. (aside from a few fuckdreams).
Carry on.
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Electroshock therapy is your friend.
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Whamo, you're still a low down dirty whore but thank you! I need the sun and heat and to break out of this depression and hopefully the meds will kick in at some stage, I'm on week 2 and never been on any kind of mental-patient pills before. I'm a mentally ill virgin.
Stay faithful to our fakeness when I've gone. I'll be watching!
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Dark-sided!
Needs his adenoids removed. Sounds like my silver-point Persian.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:11pm
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I really hope you can put a little sunshine into your brain and body Ms. Fury, we need you smiling healthy and happy! :) :)
lol ubf.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The ancient Romans used to dip live dormice in honey and sesame seeds and eat them as snacks.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
IrishFury: Wear sunscreen! I burnt the fuck outta my face when I went to Mexico by myself on spring break '05. Cuz I didn't have a partner in crime to poke me with a stick so that I would wake up. Yeah, I fell asleep in the sun with no sunscreen on. Don't fuck with the sun South of the border. And have fun!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I just gotta do a drive-by and post this, but i had the CRAZIEST dream last night. MK was doing some kind of Meet and Greet all over the country, and he came to my litte bumfuck town and i got to meet a bunch of you hos , cause of course every poster was at the Meet and Greet and then i had MK sign my TITTIES. This must have been the best dream i had in 5 years. (aside from a few fuckdreams).
Carry on.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Too fucking cute but I'm dying laughing over the fact that the guy has a band-aid on right thumb. YEAH, we know who did that mister self-vaunted rodent whisperer!
WE KNOW DA TROOF!
LMAO, man that's some sort of Disney shit right there. I wonder if little Ms. Dormouse shakes his pillow so she can try and fall asleep.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:18pm.
Hey, I posted that yesterday and MK used it!!
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You haz ESP. You knew MK was gonna post this today!
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We went to Cancun for our honeymoon. The water is beyond gorgeous. I love being by the ocean when it storms but IF...I hope there's some sunshine fer ya.
Rule of thumb...if Jim Cantore is on location...it's gonna be bad. He's like the grim reaper of craptastic weather.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hey, I posted that yesterday and MK used it!!
*wonders where her $50 check is at*
I wonder why he has that bandage on his finger? Maybe dormouse is a little feisty when awake.
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@ IF - Jeebus, they can never get the weather right here - how the hell do they know what's gonna happen in Mexico?
Have a great time Irish!
Awwwww! He/she is so cute. Can I haz? It sounds like my old, fat JRT.
What da hell good?
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:11pm.
Good for you to take off and chill! I wish you warmth, sun, peace and fun, IF.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lazy little bastard!
I can haz nap?
Aww, what a precious little cutie!!!!!
WTF is the difference between a mouse and a dormouse?
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That is so cute!
Slores, I won't be around next week and I have little access to The Internets but if I can post a hello, I will.
Apparently it's raining cats, dogs and snoring mice in Maya Riviera/Cancun for next week - can anyone tell me (just lie) that the weather channel is a truf hater and lie teller and that it won't really be that way?
It's weird going all alone but I'm down with weird.
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Dark-sided!
Maybe he still has his adenoids.
Too fucking adorable.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
So peaceful. That's some serious snoring.
I didn't see any nose holes.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Awwwwww so tiny and cute....
omg. that was the cutest sleepytime critter ever.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Isn't he the most adorable little thing?
Cute snoremouse has the right idea and is going to sleep thru winter.
Honk-shu!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is all.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson