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January 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Ilona Royce Smithkin, cabaret performer, style icon and eyelash artiste! The Today Show yesterday put on a fashion show starring the seasoned and well-aged beauties of Advanced Style, a blog devoted to the glamour of memaw goddesses, and my eyelashes pretty much singed down to their roots (yes, I’ve got beady beads for eyelashes now and I don’t mind) when Ilona glided out looking like a fiery ginger rhinestone of perfection. At 91, Ilona would rather burn the sidewalks of NYC up with her ginger lashes than nibble on caramel squares while watching old episodes of Father Dowling on Beta tapes. That shit ain’t for Ilona, because she has too much glamour to give.

I know you’re assuming that Ilona’s eyelids naturally gave birth to those luscious ginger hair waves, but Ilona actually makes them herself from the hair on her own head. Lashweaves aren’t exactly a new thing, but Ilona has taken it to a new level by using the tools of beauty Mother Nature has given her. Every time Ilona blinks, it’s like the sun itself is waving at you.

The world needs more 91-year-old glamour memaws who are a touch of Vivienne Westwood, a dash of Shirley MacLaine and a pinch of Chicken Cutlets in one fiery ball. Slip on your heatproof safety glasses and get some of this.

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