Gerard Butler Burns Brandi Glanville

January 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Brandi Glanville is known as everything from Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife to the trick who called Kim Richards a meth whore on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to LeAnn Rimes’ body snatching victim, but to Gerard Butler she’s known as “WHO?!” And that burns more than the sores that will rise from your genitals a day after wet humping on Gerard.

Brandi recently bragged to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that she spent an entire week diving down into Gerry’s greasy crotch bush and she rated his sex skills an 11 out of 10. While Gerry was walking around L.A. yesterday, TMZ asked him about what Brandi said and he rated her a solid ?. Gerry broke a ho down when he said, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

Don’t you hate it when that happens? It’s worse when you run into one of your one nighters at a bar or a party and they seriously ask you if you’ve met before. You crack your glass with your teeth to keep yourself from telling him that it would probably jog his memory if he stuck his nuts in your mouth. I mean, can’t a slut get some respect? Anyway….

Brandi is sticking by her story and told Rumor Fix that Gerry even called her up to tell her that he pretended like he doesn’t know her, because he’s such a private person.

“He called me last night and told me he said it. He is upset because he is a private person. I don’t lie so I don’t really care.”

This is what Brandi gets for violating the ho code by naming names. Besides, I don’t know why she’s admitting that she screwed on Gerard Butler. That will only get your name on a list at the Health Department and it doesn’t earn you some kind of special slut badge since everybody has screwed on that man whore. If you walked into any bar right now and asked every ho in there to raise their hand if they have ever taken a ride on Gerry’s grease stick, you’d see a sea of armpits.

Then again, there’s a chance that Brandi never rubbed her nipples on Gerry. Maybe she got her Butlers mixed up and she really fucked Brett Butler.

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