Fear Factor Goes To The Donkey Show

January 27, 2012 / Posted by:

If you’re in the middle of swallowing a glob of Red Bull (wink wink at you, Demi) and evaporated milk, you should pretend that it’s donkey piss and donkey jizz, because if you’re able to keep it down without heaving up 90% of your internal organs, you could win $50,000 on Fear Factor! The dust storm of bleached dandruff, fake tan residue and sea jasper ash that just covered L.A. is from Lindsay Lohan running over to NBC to sign up for Fear Factor.

In the past, Fear Factor has fed their contestants all sorts of delicious gourmet delicacies like blended rats, sloth dicks wrapped in the ass cheeks of a baboon, snail vaginas, tarantula shit, charred fetus heads, etc.. etc… But their latest stunt dipped so low into the bowels of disgustingness that some NBC executives weren’t sure if they should air it. But as they proved by giving Whitney a full season, NBC has no fucks to give and will air it anyway!

Someone who works at Fear Factor tells TMZ that on an episode that airs Monday, the contestants have to swallow (no spitting allowed) entire cups of bladder juice and nut gravy from a donkey. Each contestant had to drink every last drop of donkey piss and jizz before they moved on to the next round, and some of them did it. SUCIO! It must be a very special Kardashian-themed episode.

$50,000 could buy you a lot of shit (like 50,000 items from Taco Bell’s new breakfist menu!), but is all that money really worth felching down the jizz of an ass in front of millions of people? It’s one thing to drink donkey cum in the comfort of a Tijuana Donkey Show while surrounded by friends, but it’s another to do it in front of a TV camera. What if you get pregnant? What if you shit out a tiny donkey human baby into the toilet? You’re going to need more than $50,000 to raise it. And I don’t even want to think about how they milked that donkey, but I’m sure it involved Joe Rogan’s lubed-up hand and a copy of Heidi Montag’s Playboy spread.

But in NBC’s defense, they’ve aired much grosser shit than hos drinking donkey semen. Like Donald Trump’s face, for example.

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