Afternoon Crumbs

JoJo is back and she’s brought the Dlisted-famous Slut Dress with her! – Popoholic

Nicole Kidman needs to start Botoxing her hair too – Lainey Gossip

Matt Boner will play Darren Criss’ older brother on Glee and I hope this means we’re finally getting the incest storyline we’ve been waiting for – Towleroad

Demi Moore is smoking salvia now and I’d really like it if we can just get to the part where we find out that the ghost of a junior high school junkie has possessed her body – The Superficial

Jessica Simpson’s necklace still looks like a turd on a t-bone steak to me – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Aaand a blind item might have its answer – Celebitchy

RiRi’s nipples for the zero of you who haven’t met them yet – Hollywood Tuna

So three twats walk into a restaurant together… – Popsugar

And Madge still out-roids them all without the help of Photoshop – The Berry

I like how Olivia Wilde’s necklace is pointing to her titty situation – ICYDK

James Franco as Hugh Hefner – Just Jared

Jude Law and his newest piece are trying to be slick – I’m Not Obsessed

Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says – Cityrag

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! – Celebslam

Chicka-chickaaaaaah – The Daily What Gossip

Nick Nolte has the right idea – SOW

Swizz Beatz or an Upper East Side socialite who just got back from Morocco? – Crunk + Disorderly