Vanna White And Pat Sajak Were Tanked On Tequila Here
On ESPN's Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable (via THR) the other day, Pat Sajak told Dan Le Batard (pronounced: luh butt tard) a secret and it wasn't that his current hairpiece is made of Vanna White's old bangs or that he was the prototype for the Teddy Ruxpin doll. Pat told Mr. Luh Butt Tard that back in the 80s he and Vanna would drown their insides with a margarita typhoon between shows and then stumble back to the set not knowing their vowels from their consonants. So basically, nothing has changed!
"Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six and then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet. They're really good tapes to get a hold of. I had a great time. I have no idea if the shows were any good, but no one said anything, so I guess I did OK. I would be hesitant to have anything to drink now."
And after the show, the drunk hot flashes would overtake Vanna and Pat's bodies, so they'd rip off their clothes, she'd sprawl out on the wheel, he'd spin it and then poke her with his peen every time she came around. When Vanna had enough, she'd put the bankrupt wedge over her chocha. But seriously, Vanna keeps giving me reasons to hate her. I already hate her for the following reasons:
1. Vanna gets to drape herself in ensembles that are the epitome of GLAMOUR. (Exhibit: A)
2. Vanna has a luscious mane of ash blond hair that takes hairspray like no other.
3. Vanna starred in NBC's greatest achievement, The Goddess of Love.
4. Vanna's job is so easy that a fat, lazy fart-brained chihuahua can do it. No, seriously, I have a fat, lazy, fart-brained chihuahua and even he can touch an iPad when it glows.
5. Vanna's face is on yarn.
The list goes on and on, but now "getting fucked up on the job" is now at the top of that list. Although, I shouldn't really hate her for that one since I'm typing this while wondering if my diet will allow me to switch the wheat bread on my sandwich for beer.
And here's one of the clips Pat was talking about:
I should be impressed by his chugging skills, but I'm more impressed that the pussy wig on his head stays on even when he tilts back.
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Is that show STILL on? I had an addiction to it back in the 80's! I even copied Vanna's little side ponytail. I wore it proudly, AND with a bow! God! I hope no one ever took a picture.
Awesome feathered bangs.. i was a pro at "the punch" bangs in middle school.. and i had braces.. sweet!
Teddy Ruxpin - funny - takes me w-a-y back. I miss Teddy!
Y'all know that "batard" means "bastard" in French, right? Surprised nobody's riffed on that.
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They would calm down when "Jeopardy" came on afterwards. Cause, you know, that's a high-class show.
Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 2:22pm.
S'okay, Pat, I was drunk while I was watching you.
We used to go to a bar in Jersey City after work, and the regulars were like violent Wheel of Fortune fans. "Use your free spin, asshole", "Solve it, dickhead" were some of the frequent cheers.
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LMAO!
WoF still inspires that kind of devotion!
Also, agree with all who say that both Vanna and Pat seem like very cool people. I love 'em both.
The Goddess of LOOOOVE!
I like these two ho's. Seems they had lotsa fun back in the day. Doesn't Vanna look like she smells of "White Diamonds" or something? :) [Was it even out at that time? - haha] Even in the crap fashions, she ooozed CLASS! LOL.
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S'okay, Pat, I was drunk while I was watching you.
We used to go to a bar in Jersey City after work, and the regulars were like violent Wheel of Fortune fans. "Use your free spin, asshole", "Solve it, dickhead" were some of the frequent cheers.
I don't care either; I like these sluts too!! And Pat Sajak actually still does a lot of good in Chicago, esp. in the Polish community here, but he doesn't call the press to toot his own horn everytime he does ** side-eyeing St. Brangie **
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
I knew it. You can almost smell it when you watch the show.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:34pm.
Dog, i cannot haz your IP? lol No it was just something from google images... *shrug*
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Eh?
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:44pm.
Has anybody ever seen The Dalmatian for sale on eBay, or in someone's living room?
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The Dalmation . . . I remember that! In the early days of the show, contestants had to spend what they won on a bunch of junk displayed on stage, and The Dalmation was always there. I seem to remember it was the cheapest thing available . . . "I'll take the trip to Paris, Pat, and oh, heck . . . throw in The Dalmation too!"
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Dog, i cannot haz your IP? lol No it was just something from google images... *shrug*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:55pm.
Deb - I know, I was like DUHHHHH... stupid jam
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If it makes you feel better, I didn't get it until I read the above post. Duuuurrrrrr...
*bangs head on table*
Sweetas - I got it. bush is trimmed way down, close shave, square patch, just inside bikini line.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:16pm.
"he was the prototype for the Teddy Ruxpin doll"
BLIND ITEM SOLVED!!! shit, that's been buggin me for years!
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Good grief...LMAO...So true!!!
"he was the prototype for the Teddy Ruxpin doll"
BLIND ITEM SOLVED!!! shit, that's been buggin me for years!
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
I just posted this on CDAN, but it's making me chuckle, so it bears repeating...
In 1986, Wheel came thru looking for college kids for "College Week". One girl in my apt complex was selected. I can't recall if her name was Lana, but we called her LanaBanana.
When she hit Bankrupt, in her very deep Southern drawl, said "Shit". But in the South, it's pronounced "Shhheeee at". It didn't get censored.
Sweetas, it says hotlinking forbidden. Whatchu pullin'?
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He has a mansion in Annapolis Maryland. It's literally on a hillside overlooking the Chesapeake Bay. I do a couple of drive by's a couple times a year. He also "owns" a medical facility in Annapolis as well...Pat Sajak building which I've been too. It's nice. But he is somewhat of a regular on one of the radio stations here (DC101) and is FUNNY AS SHIT. He just comes off as a all around funny and cool guy. I love this drunk ass bunch.
TEAM DRUNKEN VOWELS
I can't do much from work either, just googled Vanna White images, and no bush came up lol
It's like Anchorman meets Wheel of Fortune. Now if only we could get him to act more like Ron Burgundy.
nsfw http://jr1958.0catch.com/VannaWhite030.3.jpg
I remember Vanna's pubes were jet black and abundant.
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*drums fingers*
Where is OP damit.
Spoken like a true Republican... :(
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:51pm.
Dog REPORTED for for for...judgementalism. :p lol.
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Imma report you for making up wordage.
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Does anyone else remember when Pat co-hosted with Kathie Lee & she was being really flirty & @ the end of the week he sent his wife home early & announced it during host chat...like hey I'm available now. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Aw, this story warms my cold black heart.
Ever watch the BBC? You know how those British TV presenters always sound so eloquent and silky-smooth? They're really not, until they get shitfaced drunk. It takes gallons and gallons of champagne, every day.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:56pm.
Vanna showed more than just her bewbs in that pictorial.
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I believe there was one (maybe 2) where she showed a trimmed bush... I can't google that shit at work :(
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What a great job. I always had a feeling they made vicious fun of the contestants. I certainly would have!
When's OP? I can't wait to bust on those "mystery illness" dummies!
That outfits parade! I am in tears. some look my bride maid dresses and others look like my Mom's party fancy dresses.
Vanna showed more than just her bewbs in that pictorial.
Whamo...that's just pretend! Duh. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Deb - I know, I was like DUHHHHH... stupid jam.
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jack-I thought I saw a lightbulb go off over your avie! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:26pm.
i wish they still went shopping on the wheel.
I don't, it used to piss me off. I was like, you win all this money and then you HAVE to spend it on cheap looking bric-a-brac made in a chinese sweatshop that will do nothing but gather dust in the basement? GIMME THE MONEY! :D
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Me, too, I hated all the stuff they had to buy or put on a Speigel's (sp) account. Plus, the contestants needed the cash to pay the income taxes on all that "suggested retail value" or they'd end up like Aunt Bea.
I love that Reagan photobombed that Vanna White clip.
These clowns are okay by me. I've never heard a bad word about either of them. I think Pat is WAY kinky in his personal sex life, though...
And poor Vanna has no say in what they make her wear, I'm sure. They've put her in some CRAPTASTIC shit over the years, too!
i'm extremely fond of vanna's side ponytails...
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LOL at Jack's clip
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:50pm.
yup... but if memory serves me, Playboy didn't take the photos. They were taken by her boyfriend BEFORE she got the job on Wheel of Fortune... he sold the pics to Playboy.
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This is the kind of useless trivia that stays in my brain but I can't remember the kind of batteries I was supposed to buy): In vanna's autobiography, she said that she opens her mouth under the shower spray and it's like a water-pik (at least for your front teefs) - it's good for your teeth.
I got all excited when I heard that, because I've been doing that my whole life. HA HAHAHAHA!
Dog REPORTED for for for...judgementalism. :p lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:44pm.
Has anybody ever seen The Dalmatian for sale on eBay, or in someone's living room?
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Yeah. Like I said below, in my grandma's living room.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:47pm.
LOL@precociousmagpie! (not jam)!
THANK YOU FOR THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!! *uhg*
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:44pm.
Has anybody ever seen The Dalmatian for sale on eBay, or in someone's living room?
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No, but I do recall that's what contestants would "buy" with their chump change. (Didn't they come in pairs?)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:21pm.
My brother had the Playboy when Vanna was the centerfold before she got famous. She had spectacular boobises.
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Vanna was never a centrefold or 'Playmate'. She did a celebrity spread - which in the day meant maybe one peek-a-boo tit shot and twenty boring shots with clothes.
Vanna's was actually okay. She had on a black see-through one piece and her boobs were spectatcular.
Unlike Shannen Doherty's spread. Twenty pics of eyeball rodeo and one shot of one slightly uncovered boob taken from the troposphere.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:46pm.
Jack, you even remember the year? LOLOLOL! damn, they weren't THAT real and spectacular!
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Oh, I beg to differ.... And I believe it was the first celebrity nude shots I had seen (actresses nude in movies does not count)... I'm talking people you thought you would NEVER see nude... kinda like a Katie Couric (NOT THAT I WANNA SEE HER NUDE) it's just an example.
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:37pm.
That clip of all her outfits is hilarious. WTF was she thinking with all those hideous JUMPSUITS?!
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ahahaha I forgot how hot her intro music was, with the outer space laser sounds. *pew pew*
Also, I want that alligator/t-rex lookin sweater thing she was wearing.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:34pm.
*wonders if they ever did it*
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He did her right on the wheel guest :O
LOL@precociousmagpie! (not jam)!
My fave Vanna outfit was the sweater with the huge sequined alligator head! I'd think she'd have to be in Margaritaville to wear that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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