Open Post: Hosted By Sarasota’s (And Herman Cain’s) Littlest Hero
January 26, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
7-year-old Rita Lawlor was given an award by The Sarasota County Fire Department for slapping the life back into her mother with a slice of pizza. Just when I was about to get my baby making part snipped so that I can never drunkenly go down to the sperm baby to donate my shit for quick weed money, I see something like this. If I passed out right now, my dog would eat the pizza AND my face. Children (when teamed up with pizza) save lives!
via Buzzfeed
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