Memoirs Of A Stunt Queen: Vanessa Hudgens Almost Falls Out Of Her Top In Front Of The Paparazzi

Since promising the paparazzi yet another set of 10 million pictures of her frolicking around on the beach in a bikini doesn't seal the deal anymore, Vanessa Hudgens promised them a little something more like a totally natural and not-at-all staged OHMYGAH MY TITS ARE FALLING OUT OF MY TOP LIKE I PRACTICED ALL DAY OHMYEFRON STOP STOP NO I'M JOKING KEEP GOING OHMYGAH WILL A LITTLE NIP SLIP GET ME MORE MONEY OHMYGAH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME OHMYGAH moment in Hawaii yesterday.

I haven't seen anything this pathetic and desperate since, well, since about 10 minutes ago when I caught myself in the mirror uploading a fake Craigslist "casual encounters" ad so strangers will respond to it with their hot dick pics. Well, nobody responds to my real ad so what I'm supposed to do? Go dick picture-less?

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Posted by: Michael K

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Stunt Queens • Vanessa Hudgens

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:33pm.

I KNOW I need to work out...but I also know my fat ass is NOT going to be photographed like this. Tone that shit up stat girlfriend.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:33pm.

OMG, that girl is fat, fat, fat! Put a mu-mu on, honey.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:33pm.

at least she's got her Buddhism.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:31pm.

Gurl, you in danger. Time to give up the food, hook up with a tool from that 70's show, and hit the whip-its and coke hard. Call us when you have your melt down.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:56pm.

"moundy poon."
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LOL!! *breaks out ipad*

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Submitted by Chapped Ass on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:30pm.

It looks like she could be early pregnancy to me and it's impossible to suck a fetus in!

Submitted by Who Cares on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:29pm.

Total nothing of a person and will show her ugly bush and tiny tits if given the chance for attention. Another no body.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:29pm.

if you are gonna parade around in public in a bikini for the paps and you are like 21 years old you should look better than that. who is her "roll" model? Lilo?

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:28pm.

Thumbnail #7 makes me want to smash her face in.

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:28pm.

Submitted by mastixa on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:56pm.
I'll never understand wearing a shitload of jewelry to the beach. Ok granted this hooker is wearing wooded beeds, but she reminds me of girls who take showers, put makeup, wear expensive clothes and fucking high heels to go to the beach. WHERE IS YOU GOING?!
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LMMFAO...I know a couple of those bitches and I ALWAYS bust their asses out (once they get the sand out of it).

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:55pm.

And somewhere deep in a glittery closet, Zac Efron is ripping the hair out of all his barbie dolls.

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LOL!!!! Give it a year, he'll be cutting the crotches out of them with pinking shears.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:26pm.

Vanessa Huggy Bear is adrift.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:26pm.

Yeah, that`s what happens when naturally thin people are used to being just that. At least it didn`t catch up with me until i was about 35. At my old age i gotta start working out now. PFFFFFFT.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:26pm.

That swim suit is trying to pull the rest of itself off her so-so body. "Bitch, we are SO not a good fit. Take me off now."

And why does she have moundy poon. Please gawd, don't let that be pub-mound.

Submitted by mastixa on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:26pm.

I'll never understand wearing a shitload of jewelry to the beach. Ok granted this hooker is wearing wooded beeds, but she reminds me of girls who take showers, put makeup, wear expensive clothes and fucking high heels to go to the beach. WHERE IS YOU GOING?!

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:25pm.

Submitted by bexicle on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:46pm.

Now her bearding job is up, what can she do?

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Dunno, her beard act was part of a larger plan to try and sucker the public into believing Lesbeaver was something more than brainless, obnoxious larva/reject from the Pokemon factory.

Thus, I would expect more manufactured "OMG!! THE BREAKUP!!!" stories. Guarantee, Lesbeaver will have been caught "cheating" with another paid-for beard.

He'd better hope it works. Nobody bought into his little "I knocked up crazy white trash" and "I'm ghetto!!! Really!!!" bits.

It's gonna be fun watching that little punk wither on the vine.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:25pm.

I haven't seen LeAnn in a bikini in almost two weeks. Is she OK? Has anyone heard from her? Guys?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:25pm.

And somewhere deep in a glittery closet, Zac Efron is ripping the hair out of all his barbie dolls.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:23pm.

I give her 5 years until she's fat.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:19pm.

Girl needs to suck in. And those idiotic hipster beads make me want to punch a wall.

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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11

YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:19pm.

How obvious.

God these stupid celebutards annoy the SHIT out of me.

DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL, ATTENTION WHORE. Like maybe get some TALENT.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by Chapped Ass on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:19pm.

She has no cellulite. NOT FAIR.

I'd hate on her belly but even that is kinda cute.