Memoirs Of A Stunt Queen: Vanessa Hudgens Almost Falls Out Of Her Top In Front Of The Paparazzi

January 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Since promising the paparazzi yet another set of 10 million pictures of her frolicking around on the beach in a bikini doesn’t seal the deal anymore, Vanessa Hudgens promised them a little something more like a totally natural and not-at-all staged OHMYGAH MY TITS ARE FALLING OUT OF MY TOP LIKE I PRACTICED ALL DAY OHMYEFRON STOP STOP NO I’M JOKING KEEP GOING OHMYGAH WILL A LITTLE NIP SLIP GET ME MORE MONEY OHMYGAH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME OHMYGAH moment in Hawaii yesterday.

I haven’t seen anything this pathetic and desperate since, well, since about 10 minutes ago when I caught myself in the mirror uploading a fake Craigslist “casual encounters” ad so strangers will respond to it with their hot dick pics. Well, nobody responds to my real ad so what I’m supposed to do? Go dick picture-less?

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