Memoirs Of A Stunt Queen: Vanessa Hudgens Almost Falls Out Of Her Top In Front Of The Paparazzi
Since promising the paparazzi yet another set of 10 million pictures of her frolicking around on the beach in a bikini doesn't seal the deal anymore, Vanessa Hudgens promised them a little something more like a totally natural and not-at-all staged OHMYGAH MY TITS ARE FALLING OUT OF MY TOP LIKE I PRACTICED ALL DAY OHMYEFRON STOP STOP NO I'M JOKING KEEP GOING OHMYGAH WILL A LITTLE NIP SLIP GET ME MORE MONEY OHMYGAH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME OHMYGAH moment in Hawaii yesterday.
I haven't seen anything this pathetic and desperate since, well, since about 10 minutes ago when I caught myself in the mirror uploading a fake Craigslist "casual encounters" ad so strangers will respond to it with their hot dick pics. Well, nobody responds to my real ad so what I'm supposed to do? Go dick picture-less?


she's not fat, but a little heavy on the makeup (she's at the beach with that much on)... and she needs to get her weave adjusted.
Not. Fat.
I think you're all mad! Her body is fabulous, with nice curves and not an ounce of cellulute!
I would LOVE to look like her in a bikini!
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She's not fat BUT if you're a fame whore and you insist on calling people to take pics of you in a teeny tiny bikini (especially in either L.A. or Miami) then your body needs to be all the way right...or all the way covered up.
Google it... The girl is like 5'3" and weighs reportedly 120lb maybe a little more now. Point is she is not checking herself into rehab for "exhaustion" or other issues, she looks healthy. While I agree she is wearing too much makeup, I've never seen any of her movies and never will, I gotta give the girl kudos for rocking any bikini cause being a mother of 3 kids I know it takes courage especially if you live in the public eye.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 8:15pm.
I do not believe she is beautiful, or even very cute whatsoever. My point is that she isn't overweight.
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You should have been more specific then. I for one have never said she's fat and i don't think she is.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
I'm no fan of this chick but some of ya'll be trippin', fo real. She weighs maybe 120 tops and looks very healthy. My only problem with her is how much eye makeup she's wearing at the beach.
I don't like her face.. she reminds me of the typical slutty chick in high school who would've gang banged the baseball team.. and the coach.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 9:57pm.
Now this is the rare actress who should go into the fashion biz. She is talented. Always looks perfect and creative.
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now THAT was a FUNNY comment.
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And all I've got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
Frankly, I love women with shapes like these. I have always been way attracted to chicks with a soft slightly rounded belly. Women with six pack abs are so unappealing, like fucking a board. NOT SEXY.
" Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe."- Manny, Black books
What a pathetic little whore. We've all seen those leaked pictures, Vanessa. Nobody is interested.
For some reason this girl just annoys the fuck out of me. She can't sing, can't act. She is cute, but I don't think she's all that either.
She's not fat, just a little tiny bit of pudge. I think her body looks so much better than those roided out six pack ab women.
Now this is the rare actress who should go into the fashion biz. She is talented. Always looks perfect and creative.
Way cute.
Never mind her, who's the hot piece she's with?
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First of all I'm certain that you have no earthly idea what I would or wouldn't do. Speak for yourself.
Secondly, I do not believe she is beautiful, or even very cute whatsoever. My point is that she isn't overweight. When Leanne, Angelina, or Demi are the subject, they get flamed for being anorexic or just too skinny. When a person who looks neither overweight nor anorexic is portrayed, everyone flips out and calls her fat, et cetera.
Thank you for telling me just exactly how I should think though. I'll most definitely take your concern into consideration.
Pregnant maybe
Submitted by TurtReturns on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 4:16pm.
Wow you guys are fucking HARSH. I always forget that the majority of commenters here are supermodels.
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Guess you rather forget that there's everyday people who are free to look like everyday people all they want ...
... and then there's - in her case i reluctantly use the term - actresses who expect to be paid shitloads of money for looking supernaturally great.
About the latter, you wouldn't cut a racecar driver slack if he drives like an everyday driver and you wouldn't cut a book author slack if he writes like an everyday housewife. So why the fuck are you thinking a highly paid professional actress whose gigs are most definitely not about her acting skills but solely about her looks should get away with looking like the everyday girl?
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
I cosign. She's busted in the face.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
She's not fat really, but that bathing suit ain't doing her no favors.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
More like Vanessa Pudgens. She has a spare tire and midget arms...ew.
That is a body that should never be seen in a bikini publicly. Gross.
She's famous for what again?
Miz Cynical -- I agree with ya, hon. Her face is totally rat-like. I think she's a fug twat, and I can't stand that shit-eating grin she always has on her mug. We should be lucky only her nip was trying to make an appearance. Any remember that hideously nasty bush of hers? That's some Sasquatch-type shit going on!!!
There's just something weird and off about her face. I think it's her mouth, but I cannot put my finger on WHAT.
And she looks at least a decade older than her age.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
she used to be relatively cute in HSM but then she cut her hair, not the best look for her(she's wearing a clip-on here i think or extensions) and then her body also got really out of shape in a strange way..she seems to be on her way back to a tighter body so good for her,
excuse me..who is this?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
It may have been said here before but I find Vanessa Hudgins to be the poor man's Mila Kunis.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
When I buy a bikini I make sure it goes up to about my hips so my pooch doesn't show.. like hers is..gained for a role or not some cute boy shorts would fit better nothing wrong with the top.. I juat have dental floss that would cover more..
I know she gained weight for some role. She hasn't lost it all. I think she looks fine though, but for her usual self she is less fit than normal and I guess that's what you all are complaining about. As for pale, really?? What are you guys talking about?! Her coloring is normal, she doesn't need to look like she's on "Jersey Shore".
Hudgens, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are the same. Talentless pretty faces.
Wow you guys are fucking HARSH. I always forget that the majority of commenters here are supermodels.
meh. she doesnt bother me at all... not compared to the other sluts we have to deal with.. but my question is..
for someone who frolics around all the time.. like at the beach.. at a pool.. out shopping.. she has like 0 color. paler than pale.. does she sleep in spf?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 2:26pm.
There should always be a space. Always.
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*high fives Provy*
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you'd better watch out for Migraineuse now.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
OHMYGAH... OHMYGAH... OHMYGAH... Yeah, I picture her talking like this. 100% #unimpressed! She irks me.
And so true about craigslist 'casual encounters' ads. OHMYGAH... I didn't believe you 'til I saw for myself. SO ENTERTAINING! Hilarious what they write on there! LMFAO! Seriously though, I can tell who's a repeat customer now *cryingwithlaughter* and who the fakers might be, side-eyes MK! LOL! o_O You need a pic to be taken seriously!
*blushing with both hands* hehe!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Generation: Where do I click?
For as much time as this twit spends at the beach, you'd think she'd have a better tan...
who is this trick and why should I care about her falling out of her bikini top - her body is really nothing to bother with...
MK, I have a hot dick for you right here...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 2:26pm.
There should always be a space. Always.
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*high fives Provy*
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Isn't that Zac Effron with her in thumbnail 6? I thought they broke up like, years ago...
She's pretty soft and flabby for 18 or however the fuck old she is. You shouldn't be so doughy at that age.
Dummy Moore come get this twat so you two can be pathetic together!
Jazzy,
"Your thighs wills tart to grow together."
Rofl. Why?
Well, she's not a tank, but she has gained considerable weight since her Zac is my fake boyfriend days.
she is not very pretty, and this is so fucking staged.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
Umm...yeah. Coy my ass. I never thought she was that cute in the face. I know its harsh, I just always felt that there's something ratlike about her face.
Little skinny women that look like 12-year olds and think they're hot shit really annoy me
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Oh you guys are nasty!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 2:26pm.
Her thighs touch just below the poos. There should always be a space. Always.
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Actually, if you're not getting laid often enough, the thighs will start to grow together.
I find her unsexy because she tries so damn hard. She's like 24 and looks 14, too. I know that's not her fault but something about her just really annoys me.
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Douchechill!