Lindsay Lohan Sued For Banging A Nanny

January 26, 2012 / Posted by:

If Lindsay Lohan isn’t pushing ridiculous lawsuits out of her lawyer’s ass, her lawyer’s ass is taking ridiculous lawsuits filed against her. Remember during Lindsay Lohan’s crackier days when she nearly sent a sunglasses-wearing child to Jesus when clipped the kid’s stroller wheel with her Maserati? (Click here if you want to dip back into the fuckery to relive the coked-up memories.) The kid’s soul was scarred, because she stared into the eyes of a meth-faced ghost, but other than that she rolled away without any injures. But the nanny pushing the kid is now saying that she got injured and she wants some cash from LiLo.

Nubia Del Carmen Preza (which I’m pretty sure is the same name as one of the queens on the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race) filed a lawsuit in L.A. yesterday claiming that she got messed up physically during the September 2010 accident (or was it?). Radar says that Nubia Del Carmen Preza is also suing the car company who let LiLo use their Maserati.

At the time, LiLo denied clipping the stroller, but she’ll also deny she’s a coke whore to your face while she’s got an 8-ball up her nostril and a drug dealer’s peen up her poon (or vice versa, depending on her mood). Nubia never filed a report with the police department and this lawsuit is the first time anyone has ever heard about her so-called injuries.

It’s obvious that Nubia is straight scamming a trick and she’s estúpida for doing so. Nubia is a Latina who isn’t famous. LiLo is a white celebwhore who has proven time and time again that the justice system is her personal bitch. Six seconds after they stroll into court, LiLo will be pardoned for EVERYTHING and Nubia will be sentenced to 3 years in a mythical place we’ve never heard of called an “overcrowded-proof jail.

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