Lindsay Lohan Sued For Banging A Nanny
If Lindsay Lohan isn't pushing ridiculous lawsuits out of her lawyer's ass, her lawyer's ass is taking ridiculous lawsuits filed against her. Remember during Lindsay Lohan's crackier days when she nearly sent a sunglasses-wearing child to Jesus when clipped the kid's stroller wheel with her Maserati? (Click here if you want to dip back into the fuckery to relive the coked-up memories.) The kid's soul was scarred, because she stared into the eyes of a meth-faced ghost, but other than that she rolled away without any injures. But the nanny pushing the kid is now saying that she got injured and she wants some cash from LiLo.
Nubia Del Carmen Preza (which I'm pretty sure is the same name as one of the queens on the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race) filed a lawsuit in L.A. yesterday claiming that she got messed up physically during the September 2010 accident (or was it?). Radar says that Nubia Del Carmen Preza is also suing the car company who let LiLo use their Maserati.
At the time, LiLo denied clipping the stroller, but she'll also deny she's a coke whore to your face while she's got an 8-ball up her nostril and a drug dealer's peen up her poon (or vice versa, depending on her mood). Nubia never filed a report with the police department and this lawsuit is the first time anyone has ever heard about her so-called injuries.
It's obvious that Nubia is straight scamming a trick and she's estúpida for doing so. Nubia is a Latina who isn't famous. LiLo is a white celebwhore who has proven time and time again that the justice system is her personal bitch. Six seconds after they stroll into court, LiLo will be pardoned for EVERYTHING and Nubia will be sentenced to 3 years in a mythical place we've never heard of called an "overcrowded-proof jail."
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Shit I've seen rave floor vomit lookin better than her
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Why is this old crackwhore still in the news?
Nubia del Carmen: one of the best names ever in the history of anything and everything.
Ah, that forehead makes me nostalgic for the streets of Flint MI.
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Dang Lindsey! I am almost 37 years old and you make me look like a teenager in comparison. WTF?
POOOHTEEEE!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:36pm.
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HAHaHAHAHAH! wow. It would have made sense if they said she was an illegal, but that quote was GLORIOUS! +10 internetz to you for sharing that.
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Lindz Blow is already on her way to making porn so she totally needs to make a movie where she takes face shots.
The guys can compete to be the first to fill up her forehead crevices with jizz.
*HONK HONK*
"Move that downtrodden Hispanic person, I'm Lindsay Lohan!"
*tires squeal*
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Get some bangs to cover that forehead if you're going to destroy your skin with excess drinking and drugs.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 2:15pm.
Haha..no, she'll get more. Like a used crack pipe, an empty bottle of phillips vodka, and half of a can of red bull. Maybe a little scissoring action..if she's into that.
she'll win the suit. Her lawyers are better, and get her out of everything.
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suing her for what? leftover hair bleach cream??
What a scam! There was no baby. There are like two babies in all of West Hollywood, and no purported "nanny" is going to get their hands on one, let alone push it right by Lindsay Lohan. These "nannies" are nothing but a bunch of opportunist who are out for the next Mel Gibson when they should be watching out for a Lohan driving a car.
I'm with Nubia. I am still waiting for my settlement from when I sued Lilo for pain and suffering after sitting through "I Know Who Killed Me."
She and Chris Brown have the same ragey coke nose. Figures.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:26pm.
Is that Brigitte Nielsen?
hahahahaha, good one!
Looks like all her botox money went to her lips. And crack.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta: "...I dunno, that whole e*trade settlement was such a scam, I can see why Nubia thinks she could get some of that."
AH HAHAHAHAHA! I forgot about that. Scammer gets scammed.
LOL Deb, Gordo wore it better.
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*waits for OP....kinda*
The talk did not go well?!
and 2010? that is forever ago in lilo years.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Grandma!
The Maserati company's insurance should cover this I think...
I can smell the stale cigarettes and the coke breath coming off of that image.
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If I walked into an elevator and saw that standing there, I'd risk body parts, limbs, and nail beds to get out of her hazed and confused glare. This is some serious CREATURE FEATURE / FRIGHT NIGHT / TALES FROM THE CRYPT shit here.
That forehead is a mountainous region on a topographical map.
I dunno, that whole e*trade settlement was such a scam, I can see why Nubia thinks she could get some of that.
Gordon Ramsey!! Ahahahhaa Deb!!
Look at the dark circles around her eyes. Bitch was 19 kinds of strung out in that pic.
RitzyRoxie -- funny!
Urmomma - has to do with office bitch.
Oh FFS. I am JUST NOW noticing the spiked collar.
LOL DEB!...he makes it look good.
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M.E.??!!!!!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
oh dear god that pic. Hitched a ride directly from snorting lines off her dealer's dick at Chateau Marmont.
Sorry nanny Nubia, but you waited waaayyy too long to file this plus this teflon twat would walk away scot-free anyway.
That's how you know she likes the hard stuff...wrinkles like that don't come from *just* smoking cigarettes.
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This post was hard to read MK, are you tired?
'sent a sunglasses-wearing child to Jesus when clipped the kid's stroller wheel with her Maserati? '
'ahe kid's soul was scarred, because she stared into the eyes of a meth-faced ghost, but other than that she rolled away without any injures. But the nanny pushing'
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:26pm.
Is that Brigitte Nielsen?
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LOL, perfect Nans!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/lindsay-lohan-sued-in-nanny-car-accident-s...
My bad: "in shock and hispanic"
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hey Linds, Gordon Ramsey called. He wants his forehead back.
Nubia is an unfortunately named scammer that a bottom feeder looks down on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
FUUUCK!!!!!!!!
*blood boiling*
I'm about to lose my fucking shit over here.
Where is OP!?!?!?!?!
lilo's gonna have to take double shifts of dick sucking to pay off nubia...
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 1:26pm.
On TMZ? they asked yesterday, why it took her so long to file charges. They said : Because the Nanny was scared and hispanic. lololol
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Forget prison "scared straight" programs; just show at-risk kids pictures like this of blowhan. It's enough to get even the most hard core druggie to "just say no" to crack or meth...
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They're both fuckers. Why did the nanny wait so long? Right?
And I couldn't make that many wrinkles on my forehead if I TRIED. And I'm 40. And extremely fair-skinned. And smoked for 15 years.
Nana Lohan looks great
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
What the hell is the nanny going to get from Linds, her a half eaten bagel? How much money can Linds possibly have being she doesn't work and she seems to spend money like she does.
As soon as a bitch finds out the person that touched them is a celeb $ signs appear in their eyes and in their mind they are already pulling up to their new beach-house in their new car.
The thing is you gotta get hit by someone with some serious CAKE if you really want the big house on the lake.
On TMZ? they asked yesterday, why it took her so long to file charges. They said : Because the Nanny was scared and hispanic. lololol
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
EWE UH UHGLEE
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Whatever I know this nanny is looking for a payout, BUT wtf LL doesnt get shit for hitting someone? grant it tapping someone with her car and taking off? At least cite the bitch.
If the baby didnt get hurt then the nanny didnt get hurt and she should shut her trap, but an investigation should have been open two years ago. ALTHOUGH we all know nothing would have happened to LL.
Is that Brigitte Nielsen?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I'd usually side with any lawsuit against this meth whore, but it took this woman a year and a half to file a lawsuit for her "injuries"?
Pass.
And good lord, Lindsay used to be hot. Yay for coke, liquor and too much sun!
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