Friday, January 27th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 26th!
"Well, If I cant have a long black ding dong in my mouth, might has well build one on my head, stare at it and dream!" - onetakenfreak
Runners-up:
Ugh, he even makes his eyebrows lift weights. - daisy100
Right before this pic was taken you could hear Eva Longoria giggle "he's had WAY more ding dongs at once than that"... - jack-n-the-hat
No fuckin' wonder Twinkies are almost out of production with advertisements like this! Nobody wants to lick a Twinkie that's been face raped by 6 Ding Dongs! - Jalapena
Source: Poison Paradise via WOW Report
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Congrats winners!!
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*wandering through and slapping my girl's sweetass with a big ole peen* xoxoxoxo
LOL, Congrats, OTF! LOL..Margene♥ I'll let you have Nebraska for an extra night this week! One eye Jack, FTW!! Fabulosity, Jalapenis!!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
daisyxoxooxoxJacko♥ congrats!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats winners!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Congrats winners!! jackoooooo, woot!!
NoAnjl if you wander through, happy peen Friday! xoxoxoxo
hahaaaaaaa....Congrats guys!!!
*giggles*
Congratulations to all the winners!!!
Jack!! Awesome caption!!
Congrats winners!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Ding Dong Dumbass
Shoulda seen what he did with the donuts
When I logged on to see a pic of Mario's 12-inch dong, this was NOT what I had in mind
Mario thought he was a shoo-in for Cirque de Soleil until they told him the job was actually to shovel the fossilized dog turds, but he could balance them on his head all he liked.
The rumors are true: he's a fudge stacker.
Ding Dong Bitch.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
The Pez dispenser makes a comeback!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
As luck would have it, this is not the first time Mario has had six ding dongs on his face.
Ma-Lo make the difficult brown look easy.
Eddie decided that if anything was going to come between him and his heterosexuality, it might as well be a foot long, dark, aimed at his face, filled with cream, and something Leann would never, ever put in her mouth.
On the next Extra, Mario Lopez show us how the shitty Seacrest-produced tv shows stack up.
When he broke out into a grin at the sight of big dark ding dongs in his face, Khloe knew for certain that THIS was her long lost brother from another mother.
Mario practices his "Head for BBC" entry on Craigslist.
Well that's one way to get Jessica Simpson to sit on your face.
I knew he was crazy for the chocolate dong and cream filling!!
Ding dongs -- this is dingbat. Dingbat -- ding dongs.
Screech taught him this trick...just not with ding dongs.
After the interview Mario Lopez promised Kim a chocolate dong.unfortunately it was the kind that could only satisfy Khloe!
Mario to Oolong: "That's how you do it bitch"
Wanting to be on the spotlight again, Mario López decides to go to the casting for the replacement of Oolong the pancake rabbit.
Mario Lopez's Drake's Cakes Ring Ding charades' reenactment of his current Man Hunt handle.
Saved By The Ding Dong
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Give it up, Mario. No matter how many Ding Dongs you stack, the bell can't save you anymore.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a butt plug.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Mario's Leaning Tower of Ding Dongs pales next to AssStain's discarded mountain of Ho-hos.
awwww, man! there's a douchebag in my ding dongs.
In Mario's experience "balls" tend to roll off one's face much too easily. So instead of "golfing" Mario invites Fassbender to a round of hockey!
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...the end
Mario again confuses fudge packing and fudge stacking.
When asked if Wilmer Valderrama is bigger than he is, Mario puts things into perspective.
Mr. Lopez will now demonstrate how to safely and properly be tea bagged by Flava Flave
Mario attempts to show Access Hollywood that he is not some talentless hack.
Mr. Lopez will now demonstrate how to safely and properly be tea bagged by flava flave.
Mr. Lopez will now demonstrate how to safely and properly be tea bagged by flava flave.
Joey is pleased how many Dlisters have noted that Mario is a full-time, card-carrying,fully paid-up dues, Homo.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Mario prays to the Mexican gods,"please let these cookies turn into a dick and land in my mouth"
In the new version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mario plays a guy who can eat anything and not get fat. As opposed to real life where he can eat anyone and not get caught.
You kind of expect this from a guy who can use a Donette as a cockring.
Last years trip to Fire Island was the last time Mario had that much cream on his face.
Instead of the normal "Hershey's Kiss" after anal sex, Mario creates "Dung Dongs."
This isn't the first time (and won't be the last) he's grinned up at long stack a dark dongs.
Proof that men have more than just sex on the brain.
Anything Pancake Bunny could do, I can do better!
Mario smiled through his disappointment at Extra's request to have six chocolate ding dongs on his face.