Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 26, 2012 / Posted by:

In honor of Australia Day, I thought I would make this blind item Australian. This actress is formerly A list, but now a good solid B. Back in the day when she got her role that made her internationally famous she got the role by sleeping with not just the casting director, but also this rounadabout Australian who was a friend of the director and was already bored with his wife. A further clue is this actress got naked in the movie for which she was cast. (CDAN)

The B-lister: Nicole Kidman?
The movie: Dead Calm?
The roundabout Australian: I’m thinking that “roundabout” Australian means that he wasn’t born an Australian, but he somehow fell into being Australian. Sort of like this one asshole I used to hookup with who told me that he was with ladies through most of his life and then one day he got drunk, fell into a man anus peen first, realized he loved it and then magically turned gay. A roundabout gay! (Not-so-fun-fact: He went back to vagina after me.) On that note, I’ll guess Mel Gibson?

And I really wish Nicole would go back to the overgrown Annie fro.

A pregnancy in a family is normally happy news. Not so much for this over-30 actress. She is pregnant again, but unsure whether or not she wants to carry this baby to term. You see, she was planning on asking her husband for a divorce this year, and another baby with him was just not part of the plan. She told her friends that her reaction when she saw the positive pregnancy test was “Oh, no! Not another one!” She is only about 4 weeks along, so there is still plenty of time to decide. And since they have lots of money and are already good parents to their existing child/ren, keeping the baby wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. But she really needs to tell her husband first. That’s right: you know about the pregnancy before he does. (Blind Gossip)

Gwen Stefani is only an actress if the definition for actress suddenly traded places with the definition for singer, so it’s not her. Stepford Katie’s vagina has a Scientology-made chastity belt over it and the Scientology scientists will only open it to knock her up again with L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm and she’s still got a few years left on her contract, so it can’t be her either. This might be GOOPY Paltrow. But I’m not sure if they even get down like that anymore, because every time they try she gets the Master Cleanse wet shits again.

Her significant other tricked her, plain and simple. This B+ movie actress who has been nominated for the biggest of the big awards has been involved in a relationship with this almost A list movie actor. He has cheated. Lots. They even took a month long break. Then he came back to her and apologized and she made him tell her who he had been cheating with and he promised to remove the woman from her life. He has. So what is the big deal you ask? There were two women, not just one and he gave up the one he had already called it quits with. The other one is right there. Everyday. It is the nanny. Doesn’t our actress realize it? Everyone of their friends knows it and it is right there but she seems oblivious because she thinks he got rid of the mistress. (CDAN)

I’ll just leave this picture of Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber and two possible nannies here.

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