Afternoon Crumbs

January 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Panty (the panties on straight dudes and lezzies) Creamer of the Day: Adriana Lima pushes out her titty balls – Popsugar

It’s always a good day when you find out that VaJohnny is still intact – Lainey Gossip

Liam Neeson is converting to Islam because they have purdy buildings. Works for me! – The Superficial

Only an Earth God is worthy enough of being Godmother to our newest messiah – Celebitchy

Stephen Colbert and Maurice Sendak need to party with Demi MooreTowleroad

Vienna Sausage in a purple casing bikini – Hollywood Tuna

The exquisite eyebrows of Big Brother’s Tashie Jackson look like hair scalpels made by the angels – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston’s Beanie Babies don’t have to share one room anymore! – ICYDK

Shelley Duvall is back! (I really wish this was Shelley Duvall) – Popoholic

Melissa McCarthy is a Brangeloonie – Just Jared

Bradley Cooper can afford the finest beards money can buy now – The Berry

I approve of this as long as Drake plays Obama as Wheelchair JimmyVideogum

Kate Beckinsale’s dress looks so soft that I just want to wipe my no-no with it – I’m Not Obsessed

Corey Feldman’s date on his right is like, “The fuck has become of my life?” – SOW

But has this dumb fuck discovered the McNuggetini yet? – The Daily What

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