Afternoon Crumbs
Panty (the panties on straight dudes and lezzies) Creamer of the Day: Adriana Lima pushes out her titty balls - Popsugar
It's always a good day when you find out that VaJohnny is still intact - Lainey Gossip
Liam Neeson is converting to Islam because they have purdy buildings. Works for me! - The Superficial
Only an Earth God is worthy enough of being Godmother to our newest messiah - Celebitchy
Stephen Colbert and Maurice Sendak need to party with Demi Moore - Towleroad
Vienna Sausage in a purple casing bikini - Hollywood Tuna
The exquisite eyebrows of Big Brother's Tashie Jackson look like hair scalpels made by the angels - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston's Beanie Babies don't have to share one room anymore! - ICYDK
Shelley Duvall is back! (I really wish this was Shelley Duvall) - Popoholic
Melissa McCarthy is a Brangeloonie - Just Jared
Bradley Cooper can afford the finest beards money can buy now - The Berry
I approve of this as long as Drake plays Obama as Wheelchair Jimmy - Videogum
Kate Beckinsale's dress looks so soft that I just want to wipe my no-no with it - I'm Not Obsessed
Corey Feldman's date on his right is like, "The fuck has become of my life?" - SOW
But has this dumb fuck discovered the McNuggetini yet? - The Daily What
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(sigh) Adriana Lima -- fml.
It doesn't bother me that VS models are on the thin side. They're underwear models. You can't have chunk popping out, it just looks bad.
Not saying that it should be the ideal. In person, it's actually not as sexy. But for the purpose of modeling, it makes sense. I just don't like when they start looking visibly sick. But the VS girls always look great.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
So Karen took over Cady's role? That bitch!!
Expect a Mean Girls rant from Blohan on Twatter in 3 . . . 2 . . .
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
How has chicken nugget girl not got scurvy by now? Are they putting vitamin c in the local water supply?
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I am not shamimg anyone into anything. It was a simple observation.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:12am.
Adriana Lima is a lovely woman, but she is ridiculously thin. What ever happened to the old Victoria's Secret models, that actually had a womanly figure
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I see where you're coming from, I also see a lovely woman.
But I'm not convinced that those who see beauty in a photo of Adriana should be shamed into looking at past models of feminine perfection as examples of their faulty judgement.
It seems to me it's just another way of validating the hate women have for other women.
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One should never worry about women being too thin.
In my experience, my inner-lezzy wants to be a fat bitch and it takes all of my unwanted testosterone and willpower to keep her from taking over. The fat dyke is starting to win though, dammit.
It's hard to be a woman inside of a man. And no, you don't want to be in my size 13 shoes.. I have less shoe choices than Paris Hilton and her men's size 12 ugly feet. At least my feet are pretty.
Adriana Lima is a lovely woman, but she is ridiculously thin. What ever happened to the old Victoria's Secret models, that actually had a womanly figure?
I remember her taking about only eating some kind of protein/egg concoction throughout the day, and then a small piece of meat at dinner. Oh, and she exercises six times a day! This lady is heading for osteoporosis in the future. If I don't eat regularly, then I get bruises after my workouts. This is not the best message to send.
Oh Melissa, why? The respect o meter is rapidly dropping.
" Right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe."- Manny, Black books
Panty (the panties on straight dudes and lezzies) Creamer of the Day: Adriana Lima pushes out her titty balls - Popsugar
mk not drunk enuff on thursday to click on this
your lede and CAUTION WINS!
clicking will only lead to drinking MORE THAN NEEDED!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
clairey claire, comparing Adriana Lima to Vanessa Hudgens is comparing oil and water. Vanessa is an average girl, Adriana Lima is a supermodel. But I loke both of them, they're not anorexic looking.
I saw a pic of Vanessa Paradis a while back, and she was heinous! Since when did Sandra Bernhardt clones become manufactured?
Vienna Sausage looks like Hillary Duff in that shot from Hollywoodtuna. Must be the angles.
Ditto with The Machine on the scag from UK Big Brother.
Amanda Seyfried has some nice boobage on occasion. I can't with that psychotic face.
I wonder what Angelina Jolie has to say about Melissa McCarthy shitting in the sink in Bridesmaids.
Hip-popper wants to play Obama! XD
Nice to see some Kate Beckinsale cleave.
Children will most certainly eat veggies if you introduce them early. And if you BF and eat broccoli they get a taste for it from your milk and don't refuse it.
My SIL claims her son will only eat carbs. Bullshit. When I watch him and he's hungry, he eats everything.
Sure my kids would rather eat Oreos than baby carrots. But the trick is to wait until they're hungry and give them carrots and a fun dip like hummus. They fill up on THAT and THEN you give them the Oreos.
Strategery, y'all!
I like Cory Feldman but man, he needs to tailor his suits! And get new shoes while he is at it.
Great, now I miss Shelly Duval :(
Sigh... The vs models have gotten sooo skinny these days. Just Google the new ones and they look hongray. I'm only 27 and I've never caught on to this new ideal. And then they show us an extreme opposite like fakassian or Hendricks for "balance." The hell is wrong with average? Blah tired discussion that never ends in my head. But Adriana is very pretty and skinny girls need love too and blahdy blah..
"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Submitted by LA on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:03pm.
Aniston's new house: http://www.901airoleway.com/mls/
Interesting. When I'm in L.A., I sometimes stay with a friend who lives on Chalon.
I think I'd rather live on Oriole Way, though.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:00pm
I agree. If you chose to breastfeed, then fine. If you don't, well that's your choice. No looking down on anyone who choses what they want.
---Looks down long nose at women who "can't" breastfeed because the zip is on the back of their frock.
I best shaddup now otherwise the bottlefeeders gonna get me. Where would the human species be without the cow, EXTINCT.
Aniston's new house: http://www.901airoleway.com/mls/
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 5:00pm
I agree. If you chose to breastfeed, then fine. If you don't, well that's your choice. No looking down on anyone who choses what they want.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 4:55pm.
I breastfed my two and lost so much weight, I was actually smaller than when I got pregnant. to each their own.
---to each their own PFFFFFT if the artificial feeders feel guilty (they like to blame the BF'ers) tough titties to them.
If I hear another "I couldn't make enough milk" I swear I will kick a tit.
Is she doing her impression of Blair's cousin from The Facts of Life?
I breastfed my two and lost so much weight, I was actually smaller than when I got pregnant. to each their own.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 4:50pm.
LOL you weren't chugging it youself were you? Just kidding.
As much as I like to promote the natural art of breastfeeding, it was a pain in the tit and I was glad when it finished. My boobs never behaved.
Somewhat OT I guess;
Breastfeeding....phfft. Not everyone loses weight while BF as is so widely believed. I BF for 6 months and the weight would NOT budge. The health nurse told me that in some people your body actually will hold onto the extra weight while nursing so as not to compromise your milk supply. Go figure...I was one of the lucky few. The weight comes off after weaning.
Adriana Lima used to look so much better than she does today. That pic of her does absolutely nothing for me, I mean, she doesn't look special at all...no boobs, no curves, just lots of boney peaks, ha!
ubmitted by skabazzle on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 4:36pm.
Bitch, if you breastfeed you'll drop the weight,
---Trudat. Breastfeeding burns up approx 1000+ calories per day. Beats aerobics.
*TEAM TITTY FEEDERS*
(SB = retired breastfeeding counsellor :)
The most disgusting part of that Beyowulf article is that she reportedly wants to do the Master Cleanse to get rid of all the baby weight. Bitch, if you breastfeed you'll drop the weight, AND, might I add, you need to EAT to provide milk for your baby. This is all assuming they haven't hired some old-fashioned wet nurse for the baby. UGH.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 4:16pm.
If she walked around with her shoulder held like that people would think she was a spaz.
Or people would think she was trying to air her flatulence out and cool her titties off at the same time.
So Beyonce wants Oprah as the baby's Godmother. Celebrity whores, all. I would respect Oprah is she declined and said that it's usually a family member who does that especially for the first born. But she won't and it will be a TV show.
Adriana Lima is the femme version of Robby Benson. HOT.
That Maurice Sendak IS brilliant! With Colbert, Amazing!
Think Anniston has got the dick in that "relashionship" :)
Hello bulge!
Beckinsdale is a Beaut! Ok, Lima too.
*Hey, I love ebooks! Can't stop progress - no matter how much you try. There's room for both mediums.
All sales = good ;)
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Generation: Where do I click?
If she walked around with her shoulder held like that people would think she was a spaz.
This proves my personal theory. I am a lezzy trapped in the body of a man.
As if life wasn't hard enough already.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 3:39pm.
Why does everyone make such a big deal over Adriana Lima? She is very pretty, but there are other models waaaay hotter than her.
YES JACK, WE KNOW YOU WOULD!
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meh... she's okay. I'd rather Jennifer Aniston. :)
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
*Waits for someone to say her right hipbone is chubby*
*rolls eyes*
She is hot.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
in 20 years the standard of beuaty has gone down - by about 25 pounds.
Look at this Robert Palmer video - these chicks would be plus sized models nowadays:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vxje_robert-palmer-i-didn-t-mean-to-t...
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What in the Gonzo hell is that thing on Drunken Stepfather's site?
Stop releasing secks tapes, people! Just because you have a vadge doesn't mean people wanna see it.
*cringes*
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
well, Drake was pretty good on SNL that one time *shrug*
"FUCK THOSE E-BOOKS!" Maurice Sendak and I share the same sentiments.
Well I don't know who she is but she's pretty smoking hot. Vanessa Pudgens should take note- this is how you pose in a bikini
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I have two nephews who didn't know what food tasted like outside of chicken nuggets and chicken strips for the first 5-6 years of their lives and damn right it's the stupid ass parent's fault. Kids don't have that inbred into them.
Drake as Obama? Sit down, with your ridiculous nasally ass voice!
Why does everyone make such a big deal over Adriana Lima? She is very pretty, but there are other models waaaay hotter than her.
YES JACK, WE KNOW YOU WOULD!