The Other Demi Might Be In Rehab Too
Before we get into this, can I just say that relatives don't let relatives do the ayúdame lunge at a fucking Disney star. That little boy needs to adjust his side-eye a little to the right to focus on that woman with the Coach purse who is trying to reach out to Demi Lovato like she's a demigod who can heal all ailments or some shit. Okay, now that we've gotten that PSA out of the way...
Blind Gossip, the site that wrote the blind item about how some girl star is back to her snorting ways, has confirmed that their own blind item is about Demi Lovato. They heard from a friend of Demi's that she is going for another round of rehab and has checked into Passages in Malibu to get help for her addictions to booze and coke. Blind Gossip says that Demi's friends passed their blind item to her management team and it was the push in the asshole everyone needed to get her into treatment again. The moral of the story is: BLIND ITEMS SAVE LIVES! Blind items are the Candy Finnigan of the gossip world. But wait...
Demi's rep, one of the people who supposedly helped to get her into rehab, tells Gossip Cop that Blind Gossip's story is "a crock of shit."
Now, there's evidence FOR and AGAINST the rumor that Demi is clearing her blood veins of the bad shit next to the other Demi in rehab.
FOR: Demi recently put her Twitter page on pause and a thirsty ho like her would only do that if she was forced to hand over her communication device while checking into rehab.
AGAINST: Demi recently jumped off of Wilmer Valderrama's dick for a final time, which means that the inside of her head has finally reached a moment of clarity and she finally realized that Fez is a hit it, quit it, cleanse your coochie of it kind of douche.
But the evidence that is truly making me believe that this "DemiLo in rehab" rumor is false is the professional statement from DemiLo's rep. Only a professional, honorable and ethical individual would use the words "crock of shit" when discussing their client's personal life to the media. Or maybe Gossip Cop just happened to call Demi's rep as he discovered that his dog did god's work by taking a shit on his favorite pair of CROCs. That's probably what happened.
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She looks like Ms. Piggy in that get up.
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Good Christ, get it together girl.
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Damn, all that talking about Fez made me watch LMFAO-sexy and I know it.
First of all, Wilmer/Fez should have been arrested for statutory rape when he dated Lohan b/c she was under 18 at the time the relationship started. He should be a registered sex offender.
This tweet by a guy named @Amadio must be about him:
If you're a hasbeen d-bag using pseudo fame to get naive young girls hooked on coke, I hope their big brothers find you.
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preach it MissAnn. This was always the problem with these women. Don't marry the dope, just smoke it,then toss it. Take a page from Madge and JLo's diary.
Eeeevil, it's just Bjork trying to stir shit. Mrs. Kravitz posted a long time ago. She was pretty cool. I used to like reading her posts.
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Who in the hell is Mrs. Kravitz? The neighbor off Bewitched?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:49am.
OMG!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN TROLL!!!!! I HAVE ARRIVED!!!
*joins PSL in Winner's Circle*
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Can I join it, too, because you had joined in with someone a few weeks ago and accused me of being a Mrs. Kravitz. So move, over, friends. (I think I'm skinny enough.)
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I NEVER accused you of that. I said even I knew you're NOT Mrs. K. Put on your glasses.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:49am.
OMG!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN TROLL!!!!! I HAVE ARRIVED!!!
*joins PSL in Winner's Circle*
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Can I join it, too, because you had joined in with someone a few weeks ago and accused me of being a Mrs. Kravitz. So move, over, friends. (I think I'm skinny enough.)
Somebody needs to give these idiot women of hollywood a freaking manual on how to date and move ON. Do NOT marry another actor. Do not get your finances all tied up together, and most of ALL, these ho's need to learn to HIT IT AND SPLIT IT. mmkaaaayy???? Wilmer is HOT, and so is Ass-stain, but relationship? phhhtt? Whaa? girlzzz pleazzz! Have some self respect! Demi Moore needs to call up her good Kabalah buddy Madonna and invite Heather and the other Demi L. over and have Madge fucking EXPLAIN some shit to these drunk losin' their shit gals. GAW!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:53pm.
Or maybe it is like anything you give up, after a while you just don't miss it. Kind of like smoking.
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:58am.
Demi = Demitria
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Thank you, OMC! Two languages fight in my head, so I see Demi Moore/Lovato and think "Half" Moore/Lovato.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:00pm.
During the end of my last relationship, I DREAMT of celibacy! Nothing like hating fucky times with your partner and looking forward to the break-up!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:15pm.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
---I can't quite work out if he has a huge head, or a tiny body, or both. I just wish he'd get some shoulder pads to balance that shit out. Looks like a Thunderbird puppet.
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Hahahaha! YES! He does have some proportional issues!
By the way, your avie is too funny!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:15pm.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
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Hey I'm a straight woman and I sooooo would. Maybe after 29 years even a woman would look good to him.
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I remember hearing about him being celibate a few years ago. Didn't know he was going on 3 decades, but good for him! He said he's happy and feels fulfilled in his non-sexual life.
(and as a straight-ish woman, I totally would too. Tim Gunn is pure class.)
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:15pm.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
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Hey I'm a straight woman and I sooooo would. Maybe after 29 years even a woman would look good to him.
Today the D in Dlisted is for Demi.
It's a two for one ho down!
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Do two Demis in rehab equal one whole fuck-up?
:rimshot:
:Exits thread:
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
IF: lol, I know how you feel. I used to be a server on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday evenings. Monday morning I'd roll up to the bank with my deposit and it would usually be anywhere from $100-250 all in ones and fives, with the occiasional ten or twenty, lmao.
The bank teller hated me with a passion.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:19pm.
Dog, embrace it!! Lol. Seriously, though, it is all based on jealousy. She was jealous because she saw my picture; seems like she's jealous of you because you are well-liked here (not that you're ugly, lmao: you didn't post your pic is all I mean) and she craves the type of interaction with others that you have. She just is too dysfunctional to properly engage it so she resorts to bullying.
Ignore her. She's so not worth your time or mental energy.
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oh all right then, I'll stop. You're pretty, Dog is a popular pup. I accept.
I stopped at the bank today for my trip to get $150 in singles and $150 in fives (for tipping although I won't be tipping that much, it's just an "in case" thing) and I felt like a stripper with all the low denomination cash.
But if I were a real stripper it'd be all c-notes. Right.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:15pm.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
---I can't quite work out if he has a huge head, or a tiny body, or both. I just wish he'd get some shoulder pads to balance that shit out. Looks like a Thunderbird puppet.
She isn't a nobody.... not that I really care to defend her, but credit is due where credit is due.
She was the lead girl along side the Jonas Brothers in Camp Rock 1 & 2. She is/was the lead character on Sonny with a Chance (I have no idea if that show is even still running). And she has released 3 Albums already. Each one had a number one hit on it.
So, yeah, she IS somebody in the grand scheme of things, just nobody that you care to hear about.
I'm totally craving a coke now.
The drinkable kind!!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Dog: yes. Lol.
Muddy, jellusy haz bitch!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:15pm.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
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Uhmmm...he'd have to not talk AT ALL and then yes I'd hit that. However, maybe his definition of sex is like a highschooler's definition.
"No I don't have sex but I suckkalottadick."
Dog, embrace it!! Lol. Seriously, though, it is all based on jealousy. She was jealous because she saw my picture; seems like she's jealous of you because you are well-liked here (not that you're ugly, lmao: you didn't post your pic is all I mean) and she craves the type of interaction with others that you have. She just is too dysfunctional to properly engage it so she resorts to bullying.
Ignore her. She's so not worth your time or mental energy.
On a positive note, she doesn't appear to have green pus shooting out of festering chesticle wounds, so she's got that goin' on!
Just throwing this out there: Is it a good idea to return to the same rehab facility when you've fallen off the wagon? Not my area of expertise, but it seems like you'd try another one.
Screw this Double Demi drama, I want MK to write about Tim Gunn (Project Runway) not having sex for (drum roll please) TWENTY-NINE YEARS!
If I were a gay man, I'd fuck him.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:01pm.
Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a trolllll. Babe you're just flavor of the month wasnt poor Turtle a target recently?
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Yeah, she was all up in my shit cause I'm way prettier than her.
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Muddy, got any advice for me on how to handle my newfound fame?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:01pm.
Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a trolllll. Babe you're just flavor of the month wasnt poor Turtle a target recently?
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Yeah, she was all up in my shit cause I'm way prettier than her.
Ha ha ha Dog.
Well one can tell pretty much tell who it is anyway.
Going out for a bit. Play nice all!
Demis: Douche is disposable for a reason. Do not re-use that shit, just throw it out.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:58am.
Demi = Demitria
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:58am.
Are chunky heels really in style now? I see that is all Lulus is advertising as well. They are so ugly! And they don't do legs any favors.
Is Demi wearing the industrial models?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:01pm.
Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a trolllll. Babe you're just flavor of the month wasnt poor Turtle a target recently?
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Yeah, but Pip is gonna have trouble trolling me because I never posted my pic anywhere, I don't have FB, and I don't email with anyone from here except two people who only lurk now but rarely post. No meat on this bone for old Pip, baby. LOLZ!
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Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a troll...Doggie has a trolllll. Babe you're just flavor of the month wasnt poor Turtle a target recently?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2050942/Danny-Masterson-Bij...
There's enough shit in here to fill a day's worth of newz. I'd forgotten how the Philips clan ran.
*just sitting here munching curry, listening to Modest Mouse's Budowski, and waiting for some shit to unfold*
Wow. That outfit is a mess.
Is 'Demi' short for something, or is this twit just named after Demi Moore?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Are chunky heels really in style now? I see that is all Lulus is advertising as well. They are so ugly! And they don't do legs any favors.
Demi is just a low rent Lindsay.
IT'S NATIONAL REHAB MONTH. LET'S ALL CELEBRATE FOR 28 DAYS!
Not to belittle people who need it and don't cover it up with bullshit excuses.
I respect when people call a spade a spade. I think a lot of Hollywood addicts use exhaustion because if they are seen drinking again they have "fallen off the wagon" and in their minds they might not be at grips to the fact that they actually have to quit the shit they are abusing.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:54am.
anyone named "Topher" is an automatic douchebag imo. TOPHER?!?!
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It started because the boys called Christopher wanted to stand out and not be called Chris so the genius inside them burst out and said "let's for for Topher! Clever and different!"
UGH.
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Submitted by mastixa on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:45am.
I'll say, the only child star who doesn't seem like a complete tool is the girl from iCarly. But then she's not on Disney. Get it together man, I understand that drug abuse and addiction is a problem but to have so many opportunities and potential in your professional career and to fuck up time and time again, I just can't understand that.
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MIranda Cosgrove: I agree. I really like her, she seems like a sweet kid.
Is she even 21 yet? Twice in rehab???
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anyone named "Topher" is an automatic douchebag imo. TOPHER?!?!
demi's thighs are glowing...
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Those 70's Show douchebags will get a Demi everytime and btw Laura is a $ciento so I would not want to hang with her either.
OMG!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN TROLL!!!!! I HAVE ARRIVED!!!
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Submitted by Vera Charles on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:43am.
I think Wilder Cockerama is the something's not right in the milk here. Every chick he gets with ends up a cracked out cokie who can't seem to get her shit together. Exhibit A. Lindsay Exhibit B. Demi.
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The "That 70's Show" curse of the assholes! Only the girls, Laura and Mila, are normal. Aren't Topher Grace and Danny Masterson uber jerks, too?