Wednesday, January 25th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Brad's Fears For Shiloh

FROM DOLLS TO DINOSAURS????? Shit just got tyrannoserious. Because we all know that playing with dinosaurs is a gateway to watching old Barney episodes on a loop and what parent wants to suffer through that shit all day?

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Posted by: Michael K


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So Shiloh is identifying as a boy/girl and her parents aren't standing in her way. Big whoop! I bet if more parents allowed their kids to be themselves there'd be fewer teen suicides...

Hey MK: You made it into the "30 Rock" script: Someone said PEEN!!!!!

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 8:14am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:39am

Did you get to visit the Air & Space museum too?

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YES! LOVED IT! I had a great time in D.C and am looking forward to going back. I so enjoyed the museums, the monuments, and food!

I really enjoyed the Intl' Spy Museum as well. It was a great trip. I know I sound kind of like a kid, but it was really nice visiting the nation's capital, I just loved it. I could easily live there.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:39am

Did you get to visit the Air & Space museum too?

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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:34pm.
Why can't girls like dinosaurs?

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I LOVED dinos as a kid. Was fascinated by them. My mom and uncle had these great dino books that I found in the attic that I would spend HOURS looking at and then reading about.

Still love dinos to this day. Had a blast looking at all the fossils at the Smithsonian Natural History museum last Fall.

OF COURSE girls can like dinos.

*takes shears to hair*

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The voice of the robot in the Lost In Space show has passed away. RIP Dick Tufeld.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

heathen's picture

No one is bothering to consider the obvious. Shiloh got a hold of a pair of scissors, fucked up her hair & had to get it cut like this to salvage the mess like many 5 year old girls before her and like many 5 year old girls after her. I had the exact haircut when I was 5 for exactly this reason.

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I have to comment on the hair debate. Back in the day, we used to call them "pixie" haircuts and Audrey Hepburn made them famous. Lots and lots of women and girls copied her and discovered how easy life is with a short haircut.

Shiloh looks adorable and does NOT look like a boy.
She is a kid people! How many of you are familiar with the haircuts that 5 year-old kids wear? This is right there in the acceptable range of little girl cuts.

Cute and easy to maintain! Kudos to Angie and Shiloh
and I don't believe the magazine headline for a minute!

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Submitted by Chapped Ass on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 12:18am.

Yes, it's funny how we can spend a lifetime chasing after things that are supposed to make us happy while all along hapiness was within easy reach. Kudos to you for seeing the light earlier in life!

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MickeyHolland,

I hope "more of the same" for you is at the very least 'good'?

My husband has been home for almost a month, it's been *gasp* great! He's working on a new vocation and I've been helping him with English/Spelling/Computer stuff. He's doing pretty good on his own but sometimes he needs me to help him out.

I swear he's turning into a housewife! He watch "Dr. oz" the other day. lmao!

Back when we were really wealthy (ridiculously so), we never really appreciated each other. Now that we are changing gears, it's really life-altering how much we have come to really appreciate each other like never before.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:17pm.

Could someone please put some Fluffernutter on some gym queen's cock and run to a glory hole, luring boston61 away from here?

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LMAO. I laughed so hard at this that I started choking on my drink.

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@Chapped Ass

Sofar my year has been 'more of the same', but maybe your words will turn things around. Are you doing okay?

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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MickeyHolland,

I totally concur.

Plus, it looks like Shiloh is putting on some chunk! She has JOWLS already?

P.S. Am I the only one who has noticed the latest pics of Jolie look like she has a baby bump?

I hope you are having a great year so far, Moo!

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Hi to all (and to ESE especially!).

If this kid were not Angelina's I would be totally okay with her dressing and grooming to her heart's content. Now, I can't help but feel that mommy has a big say so in her appearance. I would even go so far as to call 'Münchhausen by proxy' on this one. Shiloh was not adopted, she's not excotic, so her mother goes for the next best scenario to keep the spotlight on.

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I kind of feel sorry for Seal... I don't care much about celebrity couples but he seems genuine in this interview, and doesn't come across as an abusive douche either.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0-4kmyf5g0/?adid=rr_hot_story

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:17pm.

Could someone please put some Fluffernutter on some gym queen's cock and run to a glory hole, luring boston61 away from here?

I didn't understand ANY of that but it still made me laugh out loud!

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Could someone please put some Fluffernutter on some gym queen's cock and run to a glory hole, luring boston61 away from here?

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That haircut is just awful. Brad needs to worry about his own self being ridiculed and should take his balls out of Angelina's purse.

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Seeing how this is OP and things are a tad quiet...

Keeping up with the Kunts is on, Kris Humphries is LIKE borderline fucking retarded and that's LIKE a compliment.

If they removed the word *like* from this Kardashian trash...there wouldn't LIKE be a fucking show.

Again, Kris Humphries is the dumbest fuck out of a womb. I wouldn't even wish him (permanently) upon the Kardashians.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY????

god bless the jolie pitts.

Angelina, your daughter is going to grow up to be far more beautiful than you no matter how much you encourage her tomboyish proclivities. Just an FYI.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:34pm.

Why can't girls like dinosaurs?
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Thank you! I LOVED Legos as a kid. Not the fancy lego kits but just plain legos. Give me a square base plate and I'd build you a hellaciously intricate barn for my lego horses.

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haha. I loved Legos too. and Tinkertoys, Transformers and Erector (LOL hurrrr) sets. Those were the shit.

Dinosaurs are pretty awesome creatures. They're so flippin BIG. and FIERCE. rawr.

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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:01pm.

Let me guess...you love dinosaurs.

I freaking love dinosaurs. There should be a dinosaur channel. Maybe Shilo will be the next Gia. Crazy beautiful and butch as hell.

I freaking love dinosaurs. There should be a dinosaur channel. Maybe Shilo will be the next Gia. Crazy beautiful and butch as hell.

I freaking love dinosaurs. There should be a dinosaur channel. Maybe Shilo will be the next Gia. Crazy beautiful and butch as hell.

I freaking love dinosaurs. There should be a dinosaur channel. Maybe Shilo will be the next Gia. Crazy beautiful and butch as hell.

I freaking love dinosaurs. There should be a dinosaur channel. Maybe Shilo will be the next Gia. Crazy beautiful and butch as hell.

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Anyone here?

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I just hope this is really what Shiloh wants and not what Angelina wants (the haircut, the clothes, etc). But I have a feeling it IS what Shiloh wants.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:34pm.

Why can't girls like dinosaurs?
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Thank you! I LOVED Legos as a kid. Not the fancy lego kits but just plain legos. Give me a square base plate and I'd build you a hellaciously intricate barn for my lego horses.
I despised Barbie because all she was good for in my mind was riding horses and with those perma high heeled feet, she was useless.
Proper riding posture places and emphasis on putting your heels down while in the stirrups. Barbie was a big fail in my horse world.

Good for your kiddos liking all types of toys. They'll grow up more creative for it.

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Yeah, little boys DO play with "girly toys" and girls can play with dinosaurs and action figures.. the thing here is that Brangelina is so fucking amazingly boring and have nothing to give to the world, that they create this fake hype about themselves, feed it to the masses and rip the glorious lies. I don't doubt Shiloh likes to dress like a boy, but she's been coached further by Jolie all in the name of media attention and some validation. Remember how her kids had super personalities since day 1. No, their kids can't be average (tho they are), they have to be as "cool" as Brangelina, so they fabricate shit that doesn't exist or exaggerate everything to be notorious. Fact is, they are a pair of untalented boring bowls of cold oatmeal pretending to be caviar with a bunch of kids as normal as everyone else's.

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Hekki...if you're still here....i saw that!!!! Imo they've been exposed to the some kind of toxin.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

LOL@ dolls to dinosaurs, give me a break. I had so many animal sets when I was a little girl - sea creatures, farm animals, reptiles, and yes, dinosaurs. I loved everything nature and science. Never really cared for dolls...

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Why can't girls like dinosaurs? I guess I have three future trans boys on my hands because my girls love dinos. The 2 year old can identify (and pronounce!) a triceratops and velociraptor and T Rex and shit. They also have a huge train set and Nerf guns. And Matchbox cars and a garbage truck and radio controlled cars.

They are also crazy about fairies and unicorns and playing with makeup and jewelry.

Poor Shiloh.

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Have you horz seen the story about the high school girls at one HS who have a "mystery illness"? They went on TV and the girls are spazzing out and stuff.

This is going to sound mean but I laughed my ASS off. I think they're suffering from mass hysteria. Ahahaha hahaha!! Big fat fakers. Teenage girls are such lemmings. Honestly. If that was my daughter I'd tell
her to snap out of it or her iPhone goes into a landfill.

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:39pm.

*scoots over*

Have some $150 Glenlivet.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:33pm.

Can't remember. I try to be myself, which I guess is the problem. I should just buy stock in kitty litter and yarn. I can be the mean old lady on the block constantly yelling at the neighborhood kids, "Get the FUCK off my lawn!!"
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:39pm.

Meh. I think I'd rather knit for my future 35 cats. Maybe I can knit a curtain with the words "Get the FUCK off my lawn!"

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Event Horizon's picture

K, no. If you like knitting, join a knitting group at your local community center and come on hard to all the peen in the room. Odds are, someone who shares your same interest will like you for who you are so you wont have to be fake.

Join Zumba or some other fun activity where it's easy to talk to people so you can meet a guy while getting into better shape! Theres another road other than the angry cat lady one, you just have to put yourself out there!

I met my O3 by having a casual conversation outside of a movie theater one night. He was military, I like military so we hit it off. Just start a casual conversation with someone who is good looking to you, you never know where it might lead....

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:30pm.

Can't remember. I try to be myself, which I guess is the problem. I should just buy stock in kitty litter and yarn. I can be the mean old lady on the block constantly yelling at the neighborhood kids, "Get the FUCK off my lawn!!"

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:22pm.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:18pm.

That would be great and all, but he was the only guy ever that went out with me more than once. Literally. I'm 32 and I've never had a fucking relationship.

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I've said this before, I'll say it again.....fat, old, short or tall there's no reason any woman should be without!

How do you usually meet men?

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:26pm.

Oh, you know. Men are assholes. Jobs suck. People suck. Men suck.

More of the same.

This Glenlivet is good.

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That's it, guys...THIS is going to be the straw that broke the camel's back with Brangelina. Angie dressing Shiloh like a dude. He's mad as hell and NOT gonna take it anymore!

*eyeroll*

anyway, whats up sluts? I haven't logged into the D for a whole week. School is kicking my ass so far. It's gonna be a long 3 years :-(

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Let's face it, ladies. The only fucking men we can depend on are Jack, Jose, and Mr. Duracell.

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:18pm.

That would be great and all, but he was the only guy ever that went out with me more than once. Literally. I'm 32 and I've never had a fucking relationship.

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@Chris-

Are you effing shitting me? That would be a reason for me to put a knife to three of his tires.....but that's just me!

Women seems like they would be more drama.....I say just find a guy who has a good foundation and take it slow...

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The guy I've been dating just told me he didn't actually like me and he was only dating me because he didn't want to look like a dick.

Jesus fucking christ are there any real men on this planet? I should do what my friend is doing and give up the man meat and start munching carpet.

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Any other family, and CPS would be all over their asses.....investigating whether or not these kids are really getting a proper education, and if their parents are on drugs. Half the time these kids aren't dressed properly (clothing two sizes to big), they constantly look filthy and un-groomed, and have absolutely no stability at all.

But since their "Brangelina" they are untouchable.

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So I'm going on another date this weekend but my date is gonna rent a room downtown this time because he says he doesn't like to drive drunk. Of course I'm welcome to stay if I want......hmmmmm....

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how convenient for you!

The kid does look like a boy..idk how else to say it..my daughter is 5 and no one in her class has a haircut or dresses like 'that'..I am all for TomBoys ..my 7 year old is one but I can still get her in a nice pair of jeans and a sparkly top .. Nothing against it though.. if that is in fact what Shiloh wants but I remember the way my mom did my hair circa 1980 and I will tell you when I finally took a stance and did it my way in 7th grade.. I looked a hella lot better!