Gavin & Gwen Could Be Next

It’s been said (it’s never been said) that celebrity relationships die in threes, which means there’s a vacant grave in the middle of Vanessa & Johnny (maybe) and Heidi & Seal’s graves. And Star Magazine (via HL) says that a tombstone for Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s marriage is being made right now. Star’s source says that their marriage is in death row right now and headed for the gas chamber, because Gwen is having a hard time dealing with all the secrets that are coming out about Gavin’s past. Makes sense. There’s only so many times that a bitch can make this face:

over her husband’s latest SHOCKING revelation before she just can’t take it anymore.

Star says that the first SHOCKING revelation came two years into their marriage when Gavin found out that he had a secret love child named Daisy Lowe. The second SHOCKING revelation came when Marilyn said that he had bumped b-holes with Gavin back in the old days. The third SHOCKING revelation came when Courtney Love told Howard Stern that she screwed on Gavin for 8 months while he was still dating Gwen. The source says that Gwen doesn’t know how she can trust Gavin anymore and the two are in therapy:

“Gwen often wonders what other secrets Gavin is hiding. It’s getting harder and harder for her to go through the motions with a man she sometimes feels like she doesn’t even know.”

When you’ve been married to the father of your two children for almost 10 years, you should look past his past and present and do whatever it takes to make it work. You owe it to yourself and your children to keep your marriage alive. But when you find out that Courtney Love once shoved an Adderall up your husband’s anus and fished it out with her tongue (that’s Court’s favorite game), that’s a deal breaker. That’s more than a deal breaker. That’s some “call the priest and annul this mess” kind of shit.