Evening Crumbs

RiRi’s new “thug life” tattoo looks like a mixture of dry skin, torn off scabs and keloids. Tupac’s about to drop a bottle of moisturizer and a DIY tattoo removal kit from heaven – ICYDK

Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson named their kid after a Mira Sorvino character and an Enrique Iglesias song – Lainey Gossip

Brandi Glanville: The Butler did it! – The Superficial

Gabriel Aubry is really trying to use the “she tripped‘ excuse – Celebitchy

Not even pink frosting can de-annoy Lea Michele – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It’s nice to know that Katharine McPhee only participates in protected armpit licking – Hollywood Tuna

Mario Lopez would look a lot hotter if those boxer briefs were stuffed into his talk hole – Towleroad

The Carlton Dance, 35 different ways – The Berry

Katherine Heigl needs to give Mrs. Cunningham her hairstyle back – Popoholic

For once, the Health Department gives Brit Brit’s weave a solid C – Popsugar

PRUUUUUUUNE – Just Jared

When Chelsea Handler isn’t talking about Joan Rivers being a bitch, she’s talking about 50 Cent being a boring lay – Crunk + Disorderly

I bet eating tartar sauce all day makes this crazy’s coochie smell like the sink at a Long John Silver’s – OMG Blog

Two TV remakes of Beauty and the Beast that nobody was asking for – The Daily What Gossip

Still better than Justin Bieber – Videogum

Drew Barrymore’s roots have roots – Hollywood Rag

I’m falling in love with Katherine Heigl’s publicist all over again – I’m Not Obsessed

20 heave-inducers – Cityrag