Billy Ray Cyrus Has Never Been So Proud Before In His Life
TMZ took a break from posting the 32-page divorce documents filed by an extra who was on an episode of Entourage once (I'll post those next) and gave us what our eyes really crave: pictures of delicious dick cake! Unfortunately, this delicious dick has Miley Cyrus' face attached to it. But a BOO for us is always a YAY for Billy Ray (that rhymed and I'm not proud of it).
TMZ posted priceless picture after priceless picture of Miley Cyrus licking the taint under a herpes-ridden chocolate dick cake at the birthday party of her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth in L.A. on Saturday night. Either nothing makes Liam's mouth slobber like a giant black dick topped with an open herp sore or Liam got the cake to keep Miley occupied all night.
Yes, this makes me like Miley just a little, tiny bit, but I still can't believe how stupid everybody at this party was for bringing a big black dick cake out. You do not bring a black peen cake to a party in L.A. That's like feeding a mogwai after midnight. That's like giving my cousin alcohol at a party when you know very well she's going to ruin all the fun by drunk crying in the corner about how her life has become a tragic puddle of Emo-ness.
Do you know what happens when you bring a black peen cake to a party in L.A.? As soon as you're done nibbling the pube beads (or whatever that is) off of it, you will hear the soul-killing sound of the Four Whoresmen galloping toward the door. Khloe Kardashian will bust in with an E! camera crew and NOM NOM NOM every crumb of red velvet out of those chocolate nuts. Kim Kardashian will bust in and destroy that chocolate peen by hugging it with her fat ass flaps of doom. Kourtney Kardashian will bust in and kill the entire mood of the party by whining about how her sisters didn't leave anything for her. Finally, Pimp Mama Kris will bust in and force everybody at the party to sign contracts releasing their rights to any future profits of the cake smashing video they just shot. The only thing left would be a drool pool left by Khloe and a whole lot of empty stomachs hungry for delicious black peen cake.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Stupid cornpone Hillbilly probably think she's being original by doing this. And just what club is it that allows her 19 year old ass to drink alcohol? Why do I think no one will look into that?
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:42pm.
this shit is so fucking wrong. who the hell wants to look at a dick cake. it is immature. just get a nice cake everyone likes. i hate this crap.
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EXACTLY. I'm not a prude (Seriously I'm not!) but there is nothing cute or fun about having a penis-shaped cake at a MAN'S birthday party. MAYBE a bachelorette party in Vegas among close friends, but not this. Yuck!!
Since her brother Trace is a thoroughbred, maybe she got confused and thought she was nom-noming on her brother like old times.
Eww, that dick cake has an STD. It would be one thing if that cake was made for her, but it's not, so she's obviously doing it for attention. How sad.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:36pm.
Why would a straight white guy have a black dick cake (or a white one for that matter)? I has a confuse.
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They would have put a white dick on it but a cupcake only feed so many people.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:36pm.
Why would a straight white guy have a black dick cake (or a white one for that matter)? I has a confuse.
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...same here...
...that being said, as better looking than her as he is, he's obviously just as trashy and then some...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
What a classy poised young lady she's turned out to be. Kind of like a hillbilly Grace Kelly.
And does this cake mean Liam likes the peen and not the poon?
Submitted by letinstar
does the herp dick cake mean the boyfriend likes herp dicks?
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Exactly!
He must have a black hooker boyfriend
LOL @ Get The QTip tag....I don't know what that means!
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The cake boss who made that must have been mortified.
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*sigh*
It totally drives ba-buttons crazy when a sessy times ladyfriend tongue punches his handsome balls.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I just realized that it takes no more than two R.E.M. songs for me to express my view of today's world: 'Losing my Religion' and 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It'. 'Nuf said!
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She knows people are taking pictures of her behavior and then posting them, so she obviously must not give a sh*t. It's one thing to do something like this if you're that age and not famous, but quite another if you've been a Disney star and little kiddies look up to you.
Also, this was at her boyfriend Liam's b-day party, not hers.
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Submitted by saltydog88
He is so fucking hot, why is he with her?
MTE. Don't get that at all.
does the herp dick cake mean the boyfriend likes herp dicks?
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Looks like a scat scene. Leave it to her to be photographed at that angle with her waiting mouth open.
this shit is so fucking wrong. who the hell wants to look at a dick cake. it is immature. just get a nice cake everyone likes. i hate this crap.
Submitted by ditquoi
oooh Miley you're such a rebel *barf*
LOL. Exactly. I guess she thinks she looks cutting edge or some such shit, but in reality she just looks stupid.
Nice herp sore on the cake.
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SHE'S ALL GROWN UP Y'ALL!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What a piece of hillbilly garbage, the ugly skank.
So that's where my dick went.
She is so trashy. Class and elegance has definitely bypassed her and her father.
He is so fucking hot, why is he with her?
So damn classy. Look pa no hands! *huah*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why would a straight white guy have a black dick cake (or a white one for that matter)? I has a confuse.
How very Disney of her.
Missy has dropped some chunk.
also, how many birthdays does this skankasaurus have? wasn't she just in the news blowing out the candles on her weed cake with Kelly "my friends are teens but I have grey hair" Osbourne?
Yowza, yowza, yowza! Another Hollywood skank proves money doesn't buy class!
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oooh Miley you're such a rebel *barf*
I guess her "career" must be over now if she's resorting to this kind of obvious stunt queen boobery.