Jodie Marsh Bravely Opens Up About Her Exploding Titty Trauma
This might come as a shock to you, but the finest rose in England wasn't totally sculpted by the hand of Mother Nature out of organic materials. The scalpel of a surgeon and a Hoover Dam's worth of silicone was used to elevate Jodie Marsh's beauty to goddess-like levels. But if Jodie could do it all over again, she'd keep her natural beauty intact and would never allow her chichis to be touched by a back alley plastic surgeon who obviously got off from overflowing water balloons as a child.
Jodie told the prestigious British medical journal Heat Magazine (via The Sun) that a week after she got two bowling ball bags full of cooking gel fuel stuffed into her chest, her world became a horror show as her new implants tried to free themselves of her body. Jodie is sharing her story four years later, because she needs a check she wants all women out there to know that if you fill your body with implants that are bigger than your head, you could end up with a scar that looks like the face of Mickey Rourke.
"When I woke up, they were so swollen. The first dressing was taken off after a week or so - that's when I saw that I wasn't healing. As the stitches started popping out of my skin, there was no skin to hold the incision together. My boobs looked like they were exploding. It was so painful. There was green pus coming out of my boobs and they constantly bled.I had to change the dressings every day and was in such discomfort I couldn't work - I basically sat at home depressed for a year. I wish I'd never had them done. People should realise that every boob job has the potential to become a horror story."
Jodie doesn't think her gigantic plastic boob domes look good with her new He-Man muscle body, but she's not going to go under the knife again out of fear that she'll have to suffer through a sequel to Nightmare on My Titties.
You can't spell Jodie Marsh without p-e-r-f-e-c-t. No, really, try it. Type out p-e-r-f-e-c-t without the spaces and your system (or whatever) will autocorrect it to "Jodie Marsh." So Jodie doesn't need to change anything about herself, she's Jodie Marsh (DAMN autocorrect) just the way she is. Besides, nobody really notices Jodie's huge tits, because we're all transfixed by the Museum of Modern Clip Art running down her arm.
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"chav heiroglyphics" *snorts coffe through nose*
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:43am.
FFS, why does she think anyone wants to see that grossness!? Her face and the rest of her is bad enough!
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THank you!! This is not what I needed to see this AM. No one wants to know about her gangrene boobage.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:36am.
Lmao. Sucky, you so funny!
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You so crazy! (I think I wanna have yo baby!!!!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:26am.
Don't feel guilty. Dental health including tooth alignment is very important to your overall health.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Lmao. Sucky, you so funny!
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:32am.
Only if I can manage to take a pic without showing my fat rolls. :D
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Cover them up with your man hands a la Joday Marsh!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Hey, maybe don't mutilate your body in the first place. Just an idea.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:29am.
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Only if I can manage to take a pic without showing my fat rolls. :D
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:25am.
I showed them to mr. guest too. He was fascinated. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by TurtReturns on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:26am.
Um, did that make any sense to anyone? I knew what I meant but I think it may have gotten lost in translation... :/
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Yes you're fat, we know, we've heard this story a million times. But seriously, can you share pix of you in your braces because that would be super kewt ♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:17am.
That boob looks like a mouldy Halloween pumpkin.
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I'm beating myself up today because my dentist told me a while back I could use braces for a year or so to correct a few overlapping teeth and such (I never had braces as a kid, even if my teeth had been really bad, we couldn't have afforded them) and the appointment is in an hour.
I've been feeling guilty for spending a lot of money on something that isn't necessarily directly affecting my health.
Reading this post and looking at this chic, she is going to keep spending money and attempting to change who she is (dramatically) because she's just not happy with herself.
Um, did that make any sense to anyone? I knew what I meant but I think it may have gotten lost in translation... :/
I got to the D late yesterday but I want to say thank you to those who posted the bot fly & cyst links. Mr. Spot & I were mesmerized and horrified at the same time. They were great!!!
*proudly flashes zit/blackhead squeezer badge*
I've had to take a bot fly larva out of a horse before. It was sickening and fascinating at the same time.
Jodie needs to remove those implants. They look painful
OMG STOP IT YOU LOOK LIKE A WAX LIPS SPORTING PENNYWISE WITH BASKETBALL STUFFING. Beast.
lmfao @ chav hieroglyphics! And yes Jodi, I think we can all agree that it is still so painful. Put. It. Away.
TMI, thanks for sharing, there goes my breakfast, lunch and dinner. What a hot, ugly mess this skank is, nothing says feminine like muscly shoulders, huge lumpy boobs, tars, crooked penis nose, tranny makeup and orange hair, can she please go the fuck away now!
I've got a great zit brewing on my forehead today, it's gonna be ready to blow as soon as I get home, I'll video it for you, because you fucking sick fucks like that kind of shit, sickos, I hope you get banned.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That boob looks like a mouldy Halloween pumpkin. However, I find her make-up more disturbing than that.
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Oh God, not another day of pus discussion! *hurls*
(no, just dbl posts!)
Oh God, not another day of pus discussion! *hurls*
Here's a thought- DON'T STUFF A 2OLB TURKEY INTO EACH TITTY, THEM MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOUR SKIN WILL COME TOGETHER!
YES, I'M YELLING!
Vomit. This slag really is too much. I kind of feel sorry for her though, she just seems like a total head case.
I do Pagents!
We were saying that back when she got this done, it was clear there was something very wrong (I mean apart from those things being hideously ugly).
Jodie's Titty Trauma only slightly distracts from her Dick-Nose Disaster.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Here's Jodie's October 2011 demure debutante picture. Her bewbs must have been photoshopped because they look fine:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3892849/Jodies-weapons-of-...
Museum of Modern Clip Art on her arm: YOU SLAY ME MK!!!!!!!!!!
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I have no sympathy for anyone who has elective plastic surgery.
Those tits are revolting even without the scars.
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Jodie obviously finds it necessary to over share her body parts. Niiice.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
C'mere Jodie, I'll gently massage those tender, perfect orbs back to health. Lemme get the baby oil...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
"...we're all transfixed by the Museum of Modern Clip Art running down her arm."
LOL! MK you are too much!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
I see we're starting up where yesterday's veiny testicle left off.
Keep this up, MK, and we'll all be ready for bikini season in no time!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I guess I don't understand why she hasn't had them removed then.
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All this talk of green pus and things bursting reminds me of yesterday's zit-popping bacchanalia!
*Purells hands*
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:00am.
gah! jodie needs a burka for her tits...
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Reported. I don't find your brand of sexism funny.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:58am
I think they are suppose to represent her celebrity life style. I can understand the booze and fuzzy handcuffs but a hammer, nails and coat hanger? What the hell has that got to do with being a celebrity?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
gah! jodie needs a burka for her tits...that's some nasty looking scar tissue...blech...
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Roseanne Barr
Didn't MK post an article here a couple of months ok when Jodie did a cheesecake spread? They must have air brushed the lumps out of the right titty because I don't remember any skin flaws in the picture.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
The tattoos on her arm always make me laugh. They're just so random. They're like chav hieroglyphics.
That's some nastay scar tissue right thar.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
She hasn't said anything about the nose job she also got. So I guess those kinds of surgerys are a ok?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
but what about her face? whose fault was that?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:46am.
"My boobs looked like they were exploding. It was so painful. There was green pus coming out of my boobs and they constantly bled. "
i'm cumming oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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LMAO you sick fuck!
pepperoni tits and biceps like the NBA starting lineup?
YIIIIIIIIIKES O_o
I thought the insicion(sp) made to put in a fake boob is really really small? She is acting like the cut was 5 inches long.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
"prestigious British medical journal Heat Magazine" - hahahahaha MK
"People should realise that every boob job has the potential to become a horror story." - No shit genius! Those look like the inside of a rhino's swollen ballsack! Fuck!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
That right tit needs to keep doing whatever it's doing, I want to lick it when it looks like a slice of pizza ooh yeah.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Thank you for enduring such horror for the good of mankind. *honk honk*
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"My boobs looked like they were exploding. It was so painful. There was green pus coming out of my boobs and they constantly bled. "
i'm cumming oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
FFS, why does she think anyone wants to see that grossness!? Her face and the rest of her is bad enough!
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