Jodie Marsh Bravely Opens Up About Her Exploding Titty Trauma
This might come as a shock to you, but the finest rose in England wasn't totally sculpted by the hand of Mother Nature out of organic materials. The scalpel of a surgeon and a Hoover Dam's worth of silicone was used to elevate Jodie Marsh's beauty to goddess-like levels. But if Jodie could do it all over again, she'd keep her natural beauty intact and would never allow her chichis to be touched by a back alley plastic surgeon who obviously got off from overflowing water balloons as a child.
Jodie told the prestigious British medical journal Heat Magazine (via The Sun) that a week after she got two bowling ball bags full of cooking gel fuel stuffed into her chest, her world became a horror show as her new implants tried to free themselves of her body. Jodie is sharing her story four years later, because she needs a check she wants all women out there to know that if you fill your body with implants that are bigger than your head, you could end up with a scar that looks like the face of Mickey Rourke.
"When I woke up, they were so swollen. The first dressing was taken off after a week or so - that's when I saw that I wasn't healing. As the stitches started popping out of my skin, there was no skin to hold the incision together. My boobs looked like they were exploding. It was so painful. There was green pus coming out of my boobs and they constantly bled.I had to change the dressings every day and was in such discomfort I couldn't work - I basically sat at home depressed for a year. I wish I'd never had them done. People should realise that every boob job has the potential to become a horror story."
Jodie doesn't think her gigantic plastic boob domes look good with her new He-Man muscle body, but she's not going to go under the knife again out of fear that she'll have to suffer through a sequel to Nightmare on My Titties.
You can't spell Jodie Marsh without p-e-r-f-e-c-t. No, really, try it. Type out p-e-r-f-e-c-t without the spaces and your system (or whatever) will autocorrect it to "Jodie Marsh." So Jodie doesn't need to change anything about herself, she's Jodie Marsh (DAMN autocorrect) just the way she is. Besides, nobody really notices Jodie's huge tits, because we're all transfixed by the Museum of Modern Clip Art running down her arm.
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You get to a certain point with implants where you can expect complications. Size DOES matter- your width and the diameter of the implant should be within a centimeter of each other. While women who go with conservative implants aren't immune to complications, there is a measure of common sense that goes into putting something into your body that just plain doesn't fit.
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Don't hate on her tattoos! Don't you know she's just kindly giving a home to all the orphaned artwork rejected from Cracked Digest in the 80s?
My sister had implants over 15 years ago and she is in denial that they need to be replaced or removed. She got them when she had just gotten divorced and it was her way of 'affirming herself'. UGH. What an awful thing to do to yourself as some sort of 'affirmation' that you are 'free'.
She needs to have them removed. It will not be a repeat of what happened last time (what an idiot) because last time she had HUGE jugs put in her that were trying to bust out. Take the implants OUT Jodi. You will feel better and LOOK better and you will heal just fine.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The only thing possibly more sad than overbloated titties is sad clown hair.
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OUCH!
I wonder if she had to do it all over again, would she get all those ugly tattoos?
Oh I feel bad now for slagging her off. I just watched a programme she made for Channel 4 about bullying. As someone who was mercilessly bullied I can only commend her. Sure she is a bit of a hot mess but she genuinely comes across as a kind person. Lots of issues, but a kind person nonetheless.
I do Pagents!
Let's see...in the last few years she's dated men, tried lesbianism, taken up bodybuilding, gone practically naked at public events and now moans about her faulty implants....
...and because of all of this, she's famous.
The three women who just jointly received the Nobel Peace Prize must be sooooo jealous.
ugh! man hands! :P
You don't get sympathy or get to call it "trauma" when you bring it on yourself willingly and eagerly. That's the risk you take when you get plastic surgery: something could go wrong.
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Jodie Marsh- the epitome of insecurity. Later tonight she will have a documentary on bullying shown on Channel 5 where she talks to some kids that are being bullied at school, and how it gets better and so on. I saw a clip in the morning and it was beyond ridiculous- there was this creature- full of silicone, with "lips" that do not move (it's creepy hearing the sound come out but not seeing the mouth move), face that is as stiff as a block of concrete, massive silicone sacks stuffed into her chest, skin the same shade as that of a well roasted chicken, talk to these poor teenagers that it's OK, as it will get better. If she's anything to go by, then no, it won't get better. In fact, you will become so insecure that all that you will be able to do for the rest of your life is self-mutilate just to feel worthy to yourself.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Golly could it have been that fact that you had them pumped up to the size of friggin footballs?
Fucking twit
ALL surgery carries risk. Hell, I just got back from seeing my father on life support in the ICU because he almost died on the operating table last week. He still might die. Granted, his surgery was necessary, but Jesus.
Why anyone would risk their life for something cosmetic boggles my mind. Sorry, I know one of you sluts is getting a boob job and I desperately hope all goes well, but you wouldn't catch me going under the knife for anything less than a life-saving operation. Damn no.
Another reason why I am terrified of plastic surgery, or even surgery in general. Yikes.
Jodie, please put the gristle away.
And yet, she still thinks she's hot as shit and twice as interesting. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the retard or fart.
I wonder how many fucking hours/days/years of lifetime she's wasted either looking at, poking at, or talking about her tits.
*FAAAARRRRRRRTS*
Lol, GG.
Her story would be so much worse if it were in the context of say, "I had to have my breasts removed and chose to reconstruct them" or something like that. Nothing wrong with breast augmentation, but ffs. Look at the size of them. Not that the size had anything to do with it or anything, just saying.
My goodness, how hideous! Oh the humanity! The disfigurement!!! Oh yeah, and her boobs look gross too.
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Good news in relation to my previous posts:
Just got back from the dentist and my teeth can be corrected with clear tray alignment instead of regular metal braces, so, woot!
"Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:57am.
Her implants didn't directly cause her woe - she got a breast infection and abscess. You can even see that in any breast feeding mother who gets a serious mastitis. I've witnessed em go POP! right before my eyes in a xray suite and said "Did you hear something?" to the tech. You think there'd be a scream but usually it's a sigh of relief. Feels better after."
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AAAARHG! Lawd TexnDoc, so graphic! They go POP!? :O
Pfffffffftsssssssssssssssssssss!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
...green pus emerging from an abscess in an overinflated chestal area...
...yoiks...did not need that visual first thing this AM...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Jodie Marsh is a disgusting human being.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
"Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:53am.
Hi TequilaTax. Yes my avie is the one and only Iris Krell from The League of Gentlemen.
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Haha, I knew your avi looked familiar. I thought it was one of the Kids in the Hall!! Now I see it! Hahaha
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Didn't the same thing happen to Anna Nicole Smith? Her nipple fell off or something horrifying like that?
I thought that was Kim Kardashian at first glance.
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She is one fugly mess & really needs to look at this pic of herself. Duck lips never look good on anyone ... except maybe a duck.
Can't believe she said the word, "work." I'm thinking she didn't & the "journalist" (ha ha ha, LOL) had to help her out when she started saying, "um ... oh ... ah, what's that word ... it means actually doing something every day ... or doing something meaningful with your life ... can't think of it ... what's that word?"
Her implants didn't directly cause her woe - she got a breast infection and abscess. You can even see that in any breast feeding mother who gets a serious mastitis. I've witnessed em go POP! right before my eyes in a xray suite and said "Did you hear something?" to the tech. You think there'd be a scream but usually it's a sigh of relief. Feels better after.
Her implants didn't directly cause her woe - she got a breast infection and abscess. You can even see that in any breast feeding mother who gets a serious mastitis. I've witnessed em go POP! right before my eyes in a xray suite and said "Did you hear something?" to the tech. You think there'd be a scream but usually it's a sigh of relief. Feels better after.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:04am.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:00am.
gah! jodie needs a burka for her tits...
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Reported. I don't find your brand of sexism funny.
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i've got my good eye on you, sucky...that is all...
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Still not the worst boob job horror story I've ever heard. I was watching something a few years ago and this woman talked about how her nipple fell off while she was in the shower! NASTY!
Such a pretty clown!
I love how Jodie says she had to work.
What work, trick?
Her face and disfigured body IS the work. To get a check, all she has to do is occasionally strut that mangled shit for the paparazzi.
Snap, snap...FAIL!
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Ohgoodgodbitch. Really? I need a warning please before I scroll down to that nastiness.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Lmao Spotty! Will do...don't wanta scare the neighbors. :O
Stay safe now ya hear?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by grommet on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:33am.
Hey, maybe don't mutilate your body in the first place. Just an idea.
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^^^^^this
OT - guest: There are reports of a "ternader" near I-45. I'm 6 miles north of Huntsvegas and all we had was some wind (albeit strong) and a quick, strong downpour. Ch 13 had the county judge on the phone and they were asking about how traffic was affected. Um, I can count the stoplights on two hands. WTF people? Stay inside guest, now is not the time to do any naked gardening. ;-p
why do surgeons out there keep inserting the implants through an incision at the areola?! these days it's either the bellybutton or armpits, that nipple thing looks so gross,
Who is this tranny and why is he/she newsworthy?
Real >> Fake
Small > Big
Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:53am
Thank you! I had forgotten the name of that show. I use to watch it (when I had cable.
I love the bit where they were explaining the role that the different color towels had.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
What exactly is this thing's purpose? I assume she's some kind of porn star or human urinal or.....?
ot: Spotty...how's the weather up there? Not bad @ all where we are. Just a lite rain...that's about it. They were forecasting 65 mph winds. The hell?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:30am.
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Glad to know I'm not alone! Lol.
Off T - Are you ready to stab the local news? Between the 4 hour coverage 2 weeks ago and now this crap, I could throw bricks at my TV. Grrrrrrr. >:-(
Hi TequilaTax. Yes my avie is the one and only Iris Krell from The League of Gentlemen. my personal favourite quote of hers is 'My Ron is like a goat with jackhammer when his bloods up'!
I do Pagents Honey Boo Boo!
I understand that she may be getting work done because she's not happy with herself BUT isnt the idea to make yourself look better??? I mean bad dye job, makeup a drag queen would laugh at, shit tats, and cartoon tits? Am I missing something here?
Having had infections and (non-elective) surgeries, I feel for her. But women put these ridiculous silicone sacs in their chests - that's a completely unnecessary risk - what do they expect?
Those tattoos - what the hell?
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:08am.
C'mere Jodie, I'll gently massage those tender, perfect orbs back to health. Lemme get the baby oil...
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LOL, tender? More like you start massaging two hard colostomy bags the size of papayas. All of a sudden, you feel something squishy AND lumpy, as your oily fingers caress and knead the craters on said tits. First you try to mush them together, then spread them apart, one up, one down, but they don't move, THEY'RE SOLID!!! Oh, so SEXY!
*cue some mood music*
Don't blame me, you got this all started yesterday hehehe!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by pohyah on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:16am
This is off topic but I have to ask: isn't the guy in your avie from that brit show where visitors arrive but they never leave? I remember thinking it was so gross and FUNNY but I've forgotten the name of it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
OurMissC-that's what I'm thinking, overall and long-term health. VERY bad teeth run in my father's side of the family. Last year I saved up and was able to pay for my dad to have his remaining teeth extracted, and a new set of dentures for him. He feels and looks a million times better, but I don't want to have to go through all of that if I don't have to.
Thanks Sucky! Now I'm going to have that song playing in my head while staring up at my dentist in a minute!!!