For a while there, it seemed like Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry both let their crazy go dormant and slid to their corners to cool their raging assholes by feeding it a Valium enema and a marijuana suppository. But you can’t keep the crazy down for long. Halle Berry will show up in a court in L.A. today to ask a judge to take away all of Gabriel Aubry’s visitation rights until Child Services finishes investigating him for putting their 3-year-old daughter Nahla in danger by allegedly shoving at the nanny.
TMZ reported last night that Nahla’s nanny, Alliance Kamdem (ALLIANCE!!!), filed a police report after she claims Gabriel pushed her while his daughter was in her arms. Alliance says that earlier in the day, she went to pick up Nahla from school and was told that the kid didn’t go. When Alliance went to Gabriel’s condo, she picked up Nahla before asking Gabriel why Nahla didn’t go to school. That question summoned Gabriel’s crazy and he responded by screaming “You’re the fucking nanny. Who do you think you are? You are a nobody. You don’t need to fucking know anything!” at Alliance. These Hollywood dudes. If they’re not fucking the nanny, they’re screaming fuck words at the nanny. Gabriel then shoved Alliance into the door while Nahla was still in her arms.
Alliance apparently suffered an injury and when she was questioned by the police, she told them that Gabriel is a tall drink of asshole and regularly curses at her in front of Nahla, making the kid cry. When Gabriel isn’t throwing racial slurs at Alliance, he’s making her sit in a corner in his condo until he’s ready to deal with her.
As well as Child Services looking at Gabriel, the LAPD also opened up a criminal battery and child endangerment investigation against him.
Yes, there are two sides to every story and both of these sides are absolutely fucking ass crazy. Do I believe that Gabriel rages at the nanny? ¡Sí! Do I believe that Halle Berry has got the nanny in her pocket and is using her to fuck with Gabriel? ¡Sí! Do I believe that Nahla is going to emancipate herself as soon as she knows what that is and will quickly enter the Berry Aubry Protection Program? ¡Sí! But more importantly, do I believe that Alliance Kamdem is the hottest name for a nanny I’ve ever heard? ¡Síiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!