Tuesday, January 24th 2012

Gabriel Aubry And Halle Berry Are Bringing Out The Crazy Again

For a while there, it seemed like Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry both let their crazy go dormant and slid to their corners to cool their raging assholes by feeding it a Valium enema and a marijuana suppository. But you can't keep the crazy down for long. Halle Berry will show up in a court in L.A. today to ask a judge to take away all of Gabriel Aubry's visitation rights until Child Services finishes investigating him for putting their 3-year-old daughter Nahla in danger by allegedly shoving at the nanny.

TMZ reported last night that Nahla's nanny, Alliance Kamdem (ALLIANCE!!!), filed a police report after she claims Gabriel pushed her while his daughter was in her arms. Alliance says that earlier in the day, she went to pick up Nahla from school and was told that the kid didn't go. When Alliance went to Gabriel's condo, she picked up Nahla before asking Gabriel why Nahla didn't go to school. That question summoned Gabriel's crazy and he responded by screaming "You're the fucking nanny. Who do you think you are? You are a nobody. You don't need to fucking know anything!" at Alliance. These Hollywood dudes. If they're not fucking the nanny, they're screaming fuck words at the nanny. Gabriel then shoved Alliance into the door while Nahla was still in her arms.

Alliance apparently suffered an injury and when she was questioned by the police, she told them that Gabriel is a tall drink of asshole and regularly curses at her in front of Nahla, making the kid cry. When Gabriel isn't throwing racial slurs at Alliance, he's making her sit in a corner in his condo until he's ready to deal with her.

As well as Child Services looking at Gabriel, the LAPD also opened up a criminal battery and child endangerment investigation against him.

Yes, there are two sides to every story and both of these sides are absolutely fucking ass crazy. Do I believe that Gabriel rages at the nanny? ¡Sí! Do I believe that Halle Berry has got the nanny in her pocket and is using her to fuck with Gabriel? ¡Sí! Do I believe that Nahla is going to emancipate herself as soon as she knows what that is and will quickly enter the Berry Aubry Protection Program? ¡Sí! But more importantly, do I believe that Alliance Kamdem is the hottest name for a nanny I've ever heard? ¡Síiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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Submitted by pixxxie on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
how dumb is your statement?

how many slave owners cared for their children they had with slaves? as in cared for them.. spent time with them.. traveling around the world to be near them..

get out of here halle and take your nanny on this board with you
how many slave owners cared for their children they had with slaves? as in cared for them.. spent time with them.. traveling around the world to be near them..

get out of here halle and take your nanny on this board with you

The statement isn't dumb...and yes slave owners would take "care" of their mullato children. Those kids usually became the house slaves so they had the "privilege" of not working in the fields...do any of you folks know your American history?

And I would invite many of you naive folks to watch the movie...SKIN...it's about a girl who was born to a white couple (who supported the apartied system) with black features and her struggles with that. Her family loved her and called her white...but her father still believed in the superiority of the white race and didn't want to interact with blacks as equals. When she was kicked out of school because she was a "kaffa" he lobbied to have her classified as white.

You folks are really naive.

The woman may well be crazy...or she may well have shitty taste in men. I'm just saying this rush to defend this guy...makes about as much sense as rushing to condemn her. We simply don't know...that is until some tape or video comes out.

jelliebean's picture

Halle is a classic Borderline Personality Disorder case, IMO. She is always the victim, never takes responsibility for her own behavior or life situations etc. If you look at her life pattern it seems pretty clear. I think that Gabriel needs to speak to a psychiatrist and attorney familiar with this disorder and the destructive parental alienation that accompanies it. God help this guy, he looks dumb and BPD's are masters at lying and manipulating. I'm sure Halle is a pro at this, he'll be lucky if he stays out of jail and gets to see his kid.

mynameisstolen's picture

So here's the thing. I only date white guys, only ever have, that's who I'm attracted to so whatever (blame it on the heavy metal). I'm definitely on the "what are you" side of black. So many men/boys I've dated have said "but you are not really black" so they could somehow be justified in dating/fucking me i guess. idk i don't really understand it. I've had more than one who said they loved me, call me the name of names (incl my most recent ex of 2 years, guess why we broke up). But even with all the super raging asshole evil ways of my ex husband, he never said that to me. But certainly never say that our children are black, there would be hell to pay if he heard you. They look totally white anyway, even though I don't. So it's all crazy, you never know what is happening in someone else's house. And sometimes you can't even begin to speculate on the crazy reality that may be their situation.

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Couple of things:

He must not be the brightest bulb if he couldn't tell before they had their daughter that she's pretty much crazy. Her past behavior should have been a clue.
Who knows though, maybe she's just really really good at manipulation (especially with the lovers/husbands she has gone through/learned from)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with him wanting to spend time with his daughter instead of putting her in daycare. 3 is too young for mandatory school and perhaps he just wanted to enjoy the limited time he is granted.

Then again (flip side) maybe he's drugged out of his mind. I'm not buying that (and it's not because he's gorgeous) because in the few pictures you see of them together it's pretty clear he adores that little girl and vice versa.

To tminuswife- she may have been sweet and shy in HS. Who knows what Hollywood can do to a person? Sometimes when an introvert finds their voice..it's more of a growl. Sometimes it's even a nonstop roar.

I'm not jealous of her. Would I love to have her looks? Absolutely. Would I accept the mental instability as a tradeoff? Negative. No way no how.

I personally prefer the company I keep to be sane and would like to think I return the favor.

I am in no way currently associated with Halle or Gabriel. That alone is hilarious.
I knew that comment was coming though...lol.

Daniee's picture

Some are saying he has a "fucked up" background. He grew up in foster care and is just another reason why he wants shared custody of his baby. I seriously do not how the man keeps his sanity with that sociopath and all her goons around the corner all of the time.
I do not think he "did" KK. I thought she just invited him to a ball game? So, now he's a bad parent?

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Well, if the Judge who heard the matter this morning decided he would not decide at all, but would leave the judge assigned to the custody case to make a decision on Monday (the judge handling the Halle\Gabriel child custody case is on vacation, we will be back on Monday), doesn't that mean that he had seen the bullshit, and is letting his colleague, who has been dealing with the bullshit for over a year, to handle this appropriately?

In his own words, the Judge did not grant an immediate emergency order for either side because he believed there are enough protections in place to keep Nahla safe until Monday's hearing.

This of course in addition to the nanny's request for a restraining order has been denied.

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:46pm.

How naive is a statement like, "How can he be racist if he dated and had a kid with a black woman?"

Excuse me, but um, make a time machine and go ask that question to the slave owners that question.

They'll more than likely say, "a hole is a hole".

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how dumb is your statement?

how many slave owners cared for their children they had with slaves? as in cared for them.. spent time with them.. traveling around the world to be near them..

get out of here halle and take your nanny on this board with you

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Hey look everyone! Halle Berry or "Alliance" (what kind of GD name is that?) is posting as Tminuswife. Say howdy!

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First of all, I knew Halle Berry growing up because I went to Beddford Heights High School in Ohio (before we moved to Shaker Heights, Ohio). Halle was a normal girl a little bit on the shy side. She never have a bad thing to say to anyone or about anyone. People were jealous of her then and talked about her in a negative way, the same way a lot of you people on here are jealous of her, and talking about her in a negative way.

Did it ever occur to you superficial people that maybe gorgeous Gabriel Aubrey is an a$$hole? Or is he too good looking? He has had women come out the woodwork telling about his awful ways and words.

If people new the truth about Halle all they would do is judge her more. Im glad she keeps you bored lurkers guessing......

i'm surprised the judge is even still deciding. this case is a complete joke. fathers have just as much rights as mothers these days and custody is usually 50/50. this psycho needs to step off and quit wasting the court's time with this nonsense. that being said, gabriel better have a damn good lawyer because this psycho bitch is not going away any time soon with the accusations.

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Amazing, yet true- Alliance was my son's nanny for a while. The only reason we don't use her much anymore is because my son is all grown up. She is a very nice girl, dependable, honest, and very professional. I vouch for Nanny Alliance!!

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Gabriel is losing his shit because of the pressure Halle's putting on him using her money and fame. It happens to the exes of rich and famous men all of the time. Halle is a total borderline personality and by the time Nahla hits pre-teen she'll turn on her too.

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Thomas Jefferson was considered a handsome man...he traveled the world...he had illegitimate kids with a black woman...and believed in the superiority of the white race.

Please folks, stop being naive.

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tornadolie - Totally. And ha!

tornadolie's picture

For some reason, "sources" can come out and say Gabriel farts swastika shaped turd clouds and I will always side with Gabriel. I get that vibe he is a guy who had a child with a crazy woman.

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Halle engineered this shit, and I hope the judge sees through it.

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Halle Berry is about as black as I am and I'm white.

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The role of a nanny is to be a child's paid care taker, not a mother. Gabriel didn't have to answer why he didn't send Nahla to school since the nanny has no authority over the child and the nanny is nobody to ask such questions. Halle is the one who should be talking to Gabriel because they are the parents. It says over at TMZ that she (the nanny) claims he treated her like shit regularly, so my question is, why not make this public before?. She works for Halle too and she must know about their fued. Halle strikes me as the type of crazy raging woman who bad-mouths Gabriel to anyone with ears. So don't tell me Halle didn't know about the way Gabriel supposedly treated the nanny BEFORE, so she could use this as the cherry on top of all her allegations against him. The nanny claimed she didn't tell the police because she feared Gabriel's retaliation but I say bullshit!. Halle's paycheck would still be there if Gabriel fired her, but my bet is, she was 100% under Halle's payroll. She working for both could be part of a deal to let Gabriel keep Nahla for a few days a week or whatever because he could hire his own nanny if he wanted.

To me, this story that he made her sit in a corner until he called her is a supplement to Halle's allegations of him being a racist, because it pretty much sounds like a tale of how the white lord treated his black maids back in the plantation times. I went looking for pictures of this Alliance woman and if she's the one in the pictures I found, she's black.

And let's not forget to ask ourselves in wich tone of voice did this woman asked him about Nahla's school absence. If she's the bossy kind, I would be quite pissed of too. Not surprisingly, her petition of a restraining order against Aubry was dismissed. This story reeks of "sour berry".

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I am going with Team "This Shit Didn't Even Happen" on this one.

"Sources", "Friends" and people on nearby tables at restaurants always have the inside scoop when shit goes wrong and make sure their first stop before going home is TMZ or some other monstrously awful group of troublemakers.

I would feed any suspicious friend a bullshit story, wait for it to come out in a magazine and then cut them loose for being a fucking snitch. I am sure this happens and probably accounts for most of TMZ's content anyway.

The man goes from loving father to stark raving racist who goes around assaulting all that stand in his way.. makes sense.

Poor bugger, kind of glad Halle never returned my invite to dinner back in the day because this shit could have been me!

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:46pm.

How naive is a statement like, "How can he be racist if he dated and had a kid with a black woman?"

Excuse me, but um, make a time machine and go ask that question to the slave owners that question.

They'll more than likely say, "a hole is a hole".

Oh the similarities of a slave owner and Gabriel are astounding.

Let me clue you in. Gabriel is a very handsome man. He traveled the world as a model. Slave owners stayed on plantation. Gabriel has his pick of any woman he wanted. So he decides to pick a woman who is half black to have a relationship and child? Sorry not buying it. Good try.

Hate to see what the nanny would look like if she acted like she had more rights to my child than me.

Why isn't a three year old in school. You can't be serious.One she may have been sick. Or how about she wanted to spend time with daddy. She is three after all. Socialization with peers is not a full time job at three. Being with dad trumps it any day of the week.The only reason my kid went to nursery school at 4 is no kids were around to play at home.
Secure family ties come before societal ties. Good for Gabriel.

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How naive is a statement like, "How can he be racist if he dated and had a kid with a black woman?"

Excuse me, but um, make a time machine and go ask that question to the slave owners that question.

They'll more than likely say, "a hole is a hole".

Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:00pm.

"Why wasn't Nahla in school?"

Uh, why should a 3-year-old be IN school? She'll have plenty of time for teasing, social ostracism and the slow soul-sucking grind of education later in life.

"Whether the Nanny embellished her story, I feel Gabriel resented the fact that the Nanny demanded to know why Nahla wasnt at school."

Truly you are an amazing person, since you are able to know the feelings and interactions of people you don't know in situations you were not present for.

And given that by her own admission, the nanny picked up the child BEFORE deigning to talk to her father, she's in no position to play victim. You NEVER do that with someone else's child. EVER.

Submitted by BubblesTate on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 1:24pm.

I agree. I got the feeling that it wasn't so much KK (I doubt Gabriel even fucked her, he's way too pale for her tastes) as it was someone else. He's supposed to be a monk for the rest of his life, while she gets to cavort around with "Nahla's new daddy."

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I still don't understand why it was such a huge deal if the child was in school or not. She's three. If her daddy wants to give her a day off and take her to the zoo or have a pajama day, so be it. It's preschool, not MIT. The nanny's story seems really suspect.

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I hate it when parents pass on their bullshit to their kids...I see it happen all the time

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TMZ is reporting that the judge threw out the nanny's restraining order request for being "insufficient and speculative." Maybe Gabriel is an asshole, but I also think he's being manipulated by Halle.
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Am I the only one that thinks Gabriel is controlling? Why wasn't Nahla in school? Whether the Nanny embellished her story, I feel Gabriel resented the fact that the Nanny demanded to know why Nahla wasnt at school. I know Halle is nut, but I get the crazy vibe from Aubrey as well.

Halle was desperate for a kid and a man, I think Aubrey is also nuts!

When I read this on TMZ this morning, the FIRST thought that came to my mind, Halle Berry totally set this up by using her nanny to say this... and I'm not the only one who thinks this I see. Bring on the crazy one mo' 'gin!

almostfamous88's picture

Maybe Halle Scary wasn't lying with her accusations...either way, this needs to be taken seriously because regardless of who's a fucking nut job, bitter, whatever - there's a little girl involved

BubblesTate's picture

I agree, Gabriel really fucked up when he started doing Kim Kardashian, but I dont think it was so much who she was, it was the fact it was some other woman, which she does not want around HER daughter. When is the last time since Kim we heard hes dating? Halle is cavorting and bringing Nahla around another man, and thats ok- she WILL lose custody EVENTUALLY.

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Halle reminds me of one of my friends growing up. She can cheat, fuck, and manipulate her way to the top all while looking innocent. Though if one of her "boyfriends" did something similar or breaks up with her, she will go to great lengths to demonize him.

I would not be surprised if Halle had something to do with this. However, it was a bit of a low blow for Gabriel to date Kim Kardashian. Which was definitely a wrong move on his part since it pretty much unleashed the crazy out of Halle.

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A former co-worker of mine went to high school with Halle in Ohio and he said she was a fucking wackjob even as a teenager.

I don't buy that Aubry is a raging racist. If he was, why would he procreate with a black woman? It seems like Halle is using the race card because it's the standard fall back accusation to make a white person look bad. Now does that mean Aubry isn't a douche? No he probably is, but Halle is the one with a string of ex-lovers who all claim she is certifiably nuts.

Aubry better get a good lawyer.

Bda's picture

Listen it's said Halle is crazy but why is everyone so sure this douche didn't do this? I believe every word of it. He has issues and probably crazier than Halle. TMZ even has audio from one of his ex girlfriends with him screaming at her and acting like an asshole. She said he was the same way with her. Good on Halle for trying to keep his unhinged ass away from their daughter. Attacking the nanny and yelling racist words at her really? Fuck this guy. Hope Halle gets permanent custody, call her crazy all you want but she doesn't endanger her child's life. This guy screams controlling, he never smiles and always looks angry/mean. I believe all of it.

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I truly believe halle is a major cunt and this dude is a few bricks shy of a load.

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Screw you guys, I'm going home!

halle is the queen of cunts. that is all.

Hmmm he seems nice and all but he did shag that Kardashian whore and has an extremely fucked up family background....not that that makes someone bad but it all makes he wonder. Im sure Halle is no Angel but at least she has high shagging standards!

Capella's picture

@Hekki - By past accounts, Halle did offer Gabriel a shit load of money but he refused. His family came forward when the shit first hit the fan with the racist and abuse comments came out. Gabriel insisted on having equal visitation rights, and Halle did everything possible to take her daughter out of the country, so he couldn't see her.

Guess she didn't expect Gabriel would still move to Africa to be with his daughter!

This stinks. I've said it before, I always believed Kim Basinger, but am having trouble believing Halle.

Halle Berry paid this woman off to say this, just so she can get full custody. We hate you, Crazy Berry.

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Oh and another thing, the only way Halle wins is if this guy is on camera violently hitting the nanny.

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Oh and another thing, the only way Halle wins is if this guy is on camera violently hitting the nanny.

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This dude willingly and publicly went out a date with Kim Kardashian so that fact alone makes me Team Halle.
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ditquoi's picture

the black girl needs to get her shit together and stop making life for her child's father hell, is all.

also, how come with all the black girl's ex-men, the only one who's ever been cheated on, beaten up and generally fucked over is SHE? have you heard of any of her former men having cheated on and beaten their other women/girlfriends? no? just her? how common denominator.

really has nothing to do with black/white and everything to do with batshit/not batshit, imo.

BubblesTate's picture

Anyone who has the nerve to hit someone taking care of your kid because for some reason you did something so fucked up the State took them, DESERVES to have their kid taken away, that is some straight up Jerry Springer shit there-

Anyways, Halle just wants full control. I wonder if she ever offered to pay him enough to move the fuck on? I bet she has and hopefully he has proof. She should have just gotten some sperm from some anonymous guy, but she didn't think that far. I hope the Judge puts this child with her Father, shes like a Anna Nicole, except alive-

Hekki's picture

Team Nahla!

I'm taking the nanny's story with a grain of salt.

Why would Gabriel be so hostile to the nanny? Making her sit in a corner? That makes no sense.

I would think he'd be on his best behavior.

And if he WAS as abusive as she claims, I know that Halle would be setting up a sting with a hidden camera and shit.

However, he could be an asshole, too. It's not the most unlikely thing, ever.

agirl's picture

Halle is paying the nanny to say whatever she is saying.

This is all so fucked up - Halle will stop at nothing to get revenge, and in trying to hurt her ex she will do harm to her daughter... I hope she doesn't have any more kids.

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 12:03pm.
Well it brings to mind something else my grandmother said. "If you get married and it doesn't work out, don't get married again, cause you'll just wind up picking the same man or a worse version of him, all over again."

you're not powerless to choose the wrong man, you know...you can always figure out what it is about you that keeps attracting the wrong man and fix it.

not everyone's up for that challenge, I know.

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This story smells. I think the nanny is not telling the whole truth.

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I didn't say he called her nigger. I didn't even imply it. It's just I see the rush to defend the white guy in this and bash the black gal.

And it made me think of what my grandmother used to say. So there was no contradiction.

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The OTHER possibility is that Halle is attracted to unstable, controlling pretty boys with a mean streak.

I am the last person to be calling anybody"crazy" though, so I won't cast aspersions.

Not great for Nahla.

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