Wednesday, January 25th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 24th!
Bravo debuts the new series "Queer Eye for the Serial Killer". - kari
Runners-up:
In the event that Blue Ivy looks more like Jay-Z, a bonnet has been prepared until she reaches the appropriate age for corrective plastic surgery. - Provolone
Jason's fab cousin, Gayson Soreknees. - Ikcor
A couple of more surgeries, and Lil Kim will get the face she really wants. - parissucksliterally
When Madonna travels, she packs her face in only the best. - perky
via Break.com
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Hilarious today, everyone!
Great ones hobags! So PSL you are funny...finally!
Just kidding!
PROVOLONE SHOULD HAVE WON!!!! Hillarious!
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Thanks MK and everyone. I have yet to win one of these so I feel honored. Farty, I'm with you the Gayson one was great as were the others!!
There were all brilliant
Awww my favorite was NIghtmare on Madison Avenue. It was so good.
PSLxooxoxox!!!!!!! congrats to provy♥ perky♥ and all the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I pretty much never agree with these picks. Gayson is WAY funnier than the Queer Eye one.
Aww, great captions EV1! Congrats, kari! LOL, Provy and PSL♥ WTG, Perky!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Congrats kari (YES.), Provy, Ikcor, PSL♥ and perky♥! Fantastic captions!!
LMAO Hilarious ALL!! Congrats!
Great captions, all! Congrats to kari, provy, Ikcor, PSL(!), and perky!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats to the winners!! Very funny stuff, y'all!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Those were excellent! Congrats to the winners! :)
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Hey! I placed again! January had been a good month for me, caption wise!
Congrats winners!
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If you see me getting mighty if you see me getting high
Knock me down
I'm not bigger than life
Congrats winners, esp PERKY!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
awesome captions...congrats winners!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I LV these captions!
Yay Hookers!
*Hands PERKY a hydrangea*
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Hilarious, everyone! I knew that picture would generate great stuff. =D
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
You guys are brilliant!!! Congrats....these are all good.
Style that kills
Looks like Hannibal is trolling for dark meat for dinner tonight~
Hiedi Klum: One day you're in, the next day you're out! Jason, You're out!
Hannibal Lecter's gay brother kills his victims with shockingly poor taste.
Eminem has truly become a sellout.
Wendy Williams is getting ready for sex.
You think that's bad. Wait till you see the Top Chef machete.
The day after he released his tax records, Mitt Romney shows off his custom Abortion Clinic Picketing mask.
Black friday...with ja-shaun
for the machété-weilding diva in your life.
LOVE@ DWP's comment!
The tables were turned when Jason invoked the unholy terror of PETA.
Not to be outdone by Real Housewife of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof's shoe line, co-star Lisa VanderPump unveils the first installment of her own line of designer S&M wear called, "The Pandora."
"....love your suit."
For that special serial killer in your life...
Kristmas for Kanye
IN THIS ECONOMY bitches gotta recycle...
IN THIS ECONOMY bitches gotta recycle...
Hoodrats will put faux LV on anything!
Ch ch ch ch cheap.. Knockoff off off off.
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Freddy Kreuger's response when Jason Voorhees tried to one up his leather Chanel razor glove with a Louis Vuitton mask: "Oh no, honey! Wait til Kunty Karl hears about this!" Killers can be so catty.
I suppose this was inevitable once Hannibal Lechter's prison added the Bravo network.
Jason previews his designer hockey mask for walking the Oscars red carpet.
"its Friday da Mothafuck 13th Yall" Jay-Z Voorhees plots his bloody revenge!
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly, too."
perfection!
Sheree Whitfield is so fucking rich, bitch, that she has branded peel off face masks.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
After his tragic death, Beyoncé made sure that Jay-Z got his last wish granted.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Basement Baby remakes the Cum On Feel The Noize video.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Diehard haute couture collector, Leatherface, disowns and pawns his items on eBay after listening to Kreayshawns trendy Gucci Gucci song.