Afternoon Crumbs
That swan is like, “I know this bitch is going to write some fairytale ass song about me without giving me a cut.” – Lainey Gossip
And when Khloe Kardashian and her biological father are reunited in person, he can take her to Ogre Swamp to meet the rest of us her biological relatives – The Superficial
There won’t be a dry eye at Brit Brit’s wedding when Daddy Spears hands her leash over to Sam Merless – Celebitchy
Pfft! Disney has been allowing beards for YEARS (see: Zac and Vanessa) – Towleroad
The hell kind of Wonder Woman is this? – Hollywood Tuna
Even Whitney Port’s nip slips are boring – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Hilary Duff’s pregnancy is lasting longer than the entire run of Lizzie McGuire – Popoholic
That side-eye in the corner says everything I need to say about Michael Cera’s hipsterstache – The Berry
Why won’t Posh let the right side of her face be great? – ICYDK
Hugh Jackman’s dog was over it before it began – Just Jared
Eva Mendes is going on dates with Ryan Gosling’s dog now. What does it meeeeean? – Popsugar
This dog is an unknown and yet Keanu Reeves still gets acting jobs? – The Daily What
Mel Gibson DOES approve of Kat Von Douchebag and her sainted crotch – Cityrag
Vanilla Ice goes indie – SOW
Bow Wow looks like a Nerf ball shat all over his feet – Moe Jackson
Panty Creamer (From The Neck Down) Of The Day: Michael Phelps – Hollywood Rag