Afternoon Crumbs

January 24, 2012 / Posted by:

That swan is like, “I know this bitch is going to write some fairytale ass song about me without giving me a cut.” – Lainey Gossip

And when Khloe Kardashian and her biological father are reunited in person, he can take her to Ogre Swamp to meet the rest of us her biological relatives – The Superficial

There won’t be a dry eye at Brit Brit’s wedding when Daddy Spears hands her leash over to Sam MerlessCelebitchy

Pfft! Disney has been allowing beards for YEARS (see: Zac and Vanessa) – Towleroad

The hell kind of Wonder Woman is this? – Hollywood Tuna

Even Whitney Port’s nip slips are boring – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Hilary Duff’s pregnancy is lasting longer than the entire run of Lizzie McGuirePopoholic

That side-eye in the corner says everything I need to say about Michael Cera’s hipsterstache - The Berry

Why won’t Posh let the right side of her face be great? – ICYDK

Hugh Jackman’s dog was over it before it began - Just Jared

Eva Mendes is going on dates with Ryan Gosling’s dog now. What does it meeeeean? – Popsugar

This dog is an unknown and yet Keanu Reeves still gets acting jobs? – The Daily What

Mel Gibson DOES approve of Kat Von Douchebag and her sainted crotch – Cityrag

Vanilla Ice goes indie – SOW

Bow Wow looks like a Nerf ball shat all over his feet – Moe Jackson

Panty Creamer (From The Neck Down) Of The Day: Michael PhelpsHollywood Rag

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