The Wedding Of The Year That Never Was

January 23, 2012 / Posted by:

A good wig, a strong breast cream that will keep her underchichi areas from chafing and a furrier who specializes in Muppet pelts are just some of the things that are important to Aretha Franklin, but she made it clear in a statement today that nothing is more important to her than the sanctity of marriage which is why she’s decided to press pause on making William “Catfish” Wickerson her third husband:

“Will and I have decided we were moving a little too fast, and there were a number of things that had not been thought through thoroughly. There will be no wedding at this time. We will not comment on it any further because of the very personal and sensitive nature of it. We appreciate all of the many well wishes from friends.”

So either: a) Catfish wasn’t about to sign a prenup; or b) Catfish and Aretha didn’t want to lose the quick sinful rush they feel from having premarital titty sex.

via UsWeekly


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