The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 20th!

January 23, 2012 / Posted by:

The new TempurPedic breast implants do not transfer motion, and can be used as a serving tray. – ImpertinentVixen

Runners-up:

Look everyone Courtney Stodden just turned “21” and her boobs are finally done “maturing naturally.” – TFBuckFutter

Spencer and Heidi are so broke, Heidi’s implants had to get a job. – TomHanksIsHot

IN THIS ECONOMY, all US Airways flight attendants are now required to serve beverages AND double as flotation devices. – Danasaurus Sex

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