Monday, January 23rd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Chita Rivera (79)
Dlisted (7 and still hasn't passed kindergarten)
Doutzen Kroes (27)
Tito Ortiz (37)
Tiffani Thiessen (38)
Ewen Bremner (40)
Lisa Snowdon (40)
Ariadna Gil (43)
Mariska Hargitay (48)
Gail O'Grady (49)
Princess Caroline of Monaco (55)
Richard Dean Anderson (62)
Anita Pointer (64)
Rutger Hauer (68)
Sonny Chiba (73)
Jeanne Moreau (84)
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Feliz cumple, D! Te quiero muchisisisimo!!!!!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Holy Horedays!! DL is SEVEN!! That is a GREAT number!
Thank you, MK, for working so hard. And being yourself. And making us laugh every day. As someone else said, dlist is very often the only reason I roll my ass out the sack. Best site evah!!
You B D HO!!
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ALso, loves to Mariska Hargitay and Rutger Hauer. Holy shit! The bad ass of Blade Runner is a peepaw!
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MK, Dlisted, and DL peeps HAPPY BDAYYYY. Damn this site is THE shit. I think about this site every day, like I do vino and world affairs that mean a damn. This is the realness.
Hugs to EVERYTHING that made this site possible. *slap self and punches cold heart for feeling sunbeam feelings of joy.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Since everyone's pouring their hearts out about D-listed ok here goes:there have been MANY a day, too many to name, that I have literally gotten out of bed only to read d-listed! Today was one of them lol! I LOVE d-listed and MK. You are beautiful! You make life worth living! And to all the other sluts who read this, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun without all of you!
MK 4eva! Hot Sluts Unite!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Happy Birthday D-Listed!
You're old enough, I'm going to sneak a few sips of champagne mimosas to you. Thank you MK for your tireless, thankless work of covering the real-ass news.
Happy Birthday, Dlisted! My #1 favorite site.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Happy Birthday, Dlisted!!
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"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
Happy Birfday, D!! So young, but so insightful! Here's to many more years *cheers*
*pinches Dlisted on the cheek*
Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling!
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Happy Birthday Dlisted! Love you MK!
Happy Birthday Dlisted! I love you MK!!
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Happy Birthday D-Listed, the most awesome whore on the entire interwebs! *passionate celebratory gropes and fondles*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DLISTED - 7 years old awwwwwww
Happy Birthday Dlisted! MK cracks my shit up!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I usually don't fire up the good shit on the weekdays cuz of school and all. But, because of Dlisted's birfday as soon as my last class gets out I'm heading straight home to fire up the bong. While I blaze I will be thanking the interweb Gods for MK and Dlisted.
Happy Birthday to Dlisted. And thank you MK for everything that you do. Here's to 7 more years (or 7 more months at least, yall KNOW this is the year of the apocalypse)
OMAIGAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DLISTED!!!
Thank you Michael for all you do!
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I do the occasional drive by posting...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 11:01am.
Submitted by pizza on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 10:55am.
Raul wants to cover you with pineapple and eat you!
Pineapple! Ok, for you I make an exception Papi. xoxoxoxo
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Happy birfday to the D! MK is the ultimate hot dirty slut, and all you horzs are the funniest bitches anywhere.
HP Dlisted! *lights sparklers*
Happy Birthday to my most favorite website..EVER! Thanks, MK, for making each day better!
Happy Birthday D-Listed! Thanks for being so funny and bitchy and for being a place a wierdo like me can go.
HBD DListed...
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It's so cold in the D....
Here's to 7 more years of Birthday Sluts MK!
Submitted by pizza on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 10:55am.
Raul wants to cover you with pineapple and eat you!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Happy birthday Dlisted! Werrrk it! *snaps*
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
I just had to post again once I saw Jeanne Moreau's birthday is today, since she's my avie. :D Happy birthday to the sexy French mami.
Seven..really? > http://youtu.be/A4VbOHvaPRc
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Awwww, happy birfday to Dlisted!
Only seven? I thought I started reading this shit in 2005, maybe I am one of the early readers??? Makes me feel special if that's true. Hope you make it to first grade next year!
happy barfday DLISTED!!!!
and many moooooooooorrrrreeeeeee!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday, dlisted!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Can I just say that I am loving the very special "dress workboots" being worn by a couple of guys to this fancy event featuring the fabulous Chita Rivera!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh Dlisted, NEVER grow up! Happy Barfday sluts!
Happy birfday to Dlisted and congrats to MK for doing such a great job keeping us whores infotained! XOXO
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Happy Barfday Dlisted!!!!!
MK I hope you get to do lots of hood rat stuff!
*toasts to MK with breakfast wine*
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Happy birthday Dlisted!! MK, I am your hor4life.
Dlisted is 7? I have been reading this for over 6 years? Holy shit, time flies.
Happy Anniversary to all me and all the friends here I have been talking to for that long!
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Substitute me for him, substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done
-The Who
Happy birthday Dlisted!
Felicidades, MK and Dlisted! Wut wut! Seven years of bliss and hopefully no itching. At this mark, it's MKs turn for a Marylin Monroe photo shoot!
*passes out slices of tres leches cake*
Michael -- HB to 7 years of the funniest blogging the Internet has ever seen. Seriously, though, I've read you during some of my darkest days and you & my dlisted friends managed to sneak a few laughs out of me, and now that I'm feeling better, I'm cracking up on a regular basis. May you be around forever to light up our lives and keep shit real. Love you!!!!!
Happy 7yrs dlisted!!!
I've been reading for 5-6 years...
Started when I was around 21 now I'm 26 I went from a naive girl to a know it all cunt!! Wooot woot thanks dlisted!!
Happy Birthday, Dlisted! Congrats, MK, and thanks for bringing so many laughs over the years. Now write a book!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I've been coming to this site for about 4 1/2 years according to my profile but somehow it seems like it's been a lot longer than that. I enjoy reading the comments mostly.
Happy Birthday Dlisted!
Happy Birthday Dlisted!
Best wishes to all my buddies.
This is my final post. I deleted my other one and only fucking account. This second one is gone after this post.
No Drama. So tired of the blood clot fuckery.
Have fun peace,
Arlene Machiavelli
Happy bday dlisted.
Happy Birfday to Dlisted, you hot whore!! So grateful I stumbled onto you, although not sure my boss would be. Also, happy birthday to MacGuyver, Mariska Hargitay and Gail O'Grady.
HBD dlisted! ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DLISTED! I'll be over in the corner eating paste until it's time for show and tell.
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-