Portrait Of A Layla
The Mona Lisa has had a good run as the First Lady of High Art, but the time has come for her to slide off of the wall, because a worthy replacement has emerged in Desperate Scousewives star and my personal deity Layla Flaherty. You can't tell me that you wouldn't wait 2 hours in a line outside of the Louvre to see the stunning portrait above behind bulletproof glass:
It's meant to be, right? It's like the Mona Lisa is only meant to be a preview for the true work of beautiful art that is to come. I'll add your name to the "Layla Flaherty To Replace The Mona Lisa" petition I'm going to send the Louvre.
In just a couple of weeks, Layla Flaherty has made me a believer of whatever she's preaching by carrying herself with dignity, grace and class. Take the other night for instance. Most whores would spend their night getting so fucked up on the sweet nectar that they'd suck off anything, make an ass out of themselves in the middle of a Subway and eventually pass the hell out on a street barrier before getting carried to their car (like all of us!). But not Layla. Layla spent her night cleansing that dirty, slutty city with her vat of holy water mouth. Layla baptized the head of a lip gloss peen! Layla baptized the wrapper around a foot long (I bet that foot long was so pissed it was wearing a paper condom)! Layla baptized a Sprite bottle! Layla baptized the glass door of a Subway that probably has already been baptized by the piss splatters of a hobo! Layla baptized a dress bow! And after all that baptizing, Layla grew so exhausted from all her charitable deeds that she passed out and had to be carried back to her church by one of her disciples.
If this isn't proof that Layla is the second cumming coming, then I don't know what is.
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This is funny! Why would anyone want it to be a tampon string! But I’m pretty sure it is not a tampon string, considering the position and length you can just tell it's either hem stitch from the tulle, or one of the under slips, but not a tampon string. I hope the author makes it clear by the next post. microsofthelpchat.com
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wow, most excellent photoshopping job. i'll sign that petition anyday!
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Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 5:35pm.
LMFAOOOO@ this "tampongate" investigation. Lawd it is too early for this !
She is giving Katie Price a run for her money...and that is quite an achievement.
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Those of you old enough to remember BELTED maxi-pads will recall how the blood ends up in the damnedest places on the pad, FAR away from the vaginal entrance. You're all, "How the hell did I bleed ALL the way at the front of the pad? My cooch is back HERE!"
Cannot stop laughing. This is so fucking true! I love conversation flow at DListed.
She's like this generation's Grace Kelly. Pure elegance. Plus a bonus 'pon string hanging out of her snapper for all to see.
Just me or the copper look like the dude from little britain??
and yes. tampon string. lulz
*books trip to London*
I wanna learn the ropes!
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
I finally found a role model! *sigh*
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Apparently the UK is an ideal Hot Sluts in Training kind of place.
Late to the party, idk, her weave is still more busted than Shitney's
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Is that a tampon string hanging out in thumb one? Yea....
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
"...middle of a Subway and eventually pass the hell out on a street barrier before getting carried to their car.." LMAO mk!1
Layla, will you slut-marry me?? She is quickly becoming the effervescent free spirit of 2012 and light of my life.
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Layla is the ultimate famewhore and I love her for it! Pure class all the way:-)
I do Pagents!
Layla is the ultimate famewhore and I love her for it! Pure class all the way:-)
I do Pagents!
OK, no lady wants ANY stray thread or string dangling from the crotchal region for FEAR it might be glimpsed and misconstrued as a t-po string. At least it wasn't rust coloured...
A big bloody splotch on the back of one's skirt is worse than that though innit. Because we've all done one CONFESSSSSSS!
Jus' RIDIC' little_rascal, jus' RIDIC!!!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 4:23pm.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA Gigaboob speculatin' who would kiss that! And the tampon string controversy HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!!! JFC, of course I haf to look between her skanky legs hahahah ROFL please stop!!!!!!!L!L!! Please no more.... Hahahahaha!
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LMAO @ "the tampon string controversy"!!!
Team OB tampon string!
Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 5:35pm.
LOL! Thanks for the very informative tampon description! I laughed so hard, I choked on my tea! You need to write for the O.B tampon co.
I'll chime in very quickly here to say yes, that IS a tampon string. It's an O.B. or other kind of non-applicator tampon (i.e., shove it up there with your bare fingers), matter of fact. I know this because I've used them before, and the string gets that funky, zig-zag crinkled appearance because it's compressed right up against the bottom end of the tampon by the plastic shrink-wrap. O.B. sometimes has green strings on their tampons, but I can't remember if it's a brand-name thing or just to denote the absorbency.
Yes, it's a cotton-rayon string. What? Y'all didn't know rayon's a big tampon fiber? It IS absorbent; comes from cellulose (highly processed wood pulp)...
And ETA: Re: where the string's hanging out from...OK, look at the position of her legs and pelvis. The vulva & vagina do weird things/get into weird places when you're in a position like this (being carried, knees in air). Those of you old enough to remember BELTED maxi-pads will recall how the blood ends up in the damnedest places on the pad, FAR away from the vaginal entrance. You're all, "How the hell did I bleed ALL the way at the front of the pad? My cooch is back HERE!"
The more you know...! [glittery rainbow & music]
Also a dainty rose like her is probably on Seasonale or something so she doesnt have to worry about the monthly flo. ;) Unless of course this is one of her four times she bleeds during the year!
@MissJaneTexas - I guess it is what everyone wants it to be, a tampon string! But it clearly is not, given the position, the length, and well you can just tell it's either hem stitch from the tulle, or one of the underslips, but not a tampon string.
I stand with MissJaneTexas in that it is not a tampon string! :)
Random tampon strings are just to gross, major major sexy FFAAILL! she is icky
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA Gigaboob speculatin' who would kiss that! And the tampon string controversy HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!!! JFC, of course I haf to look between her skanky legs hahahah ROFL please stop!!!!!!!L!L!! Please no more.... Hahahahaha!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
And, does she shut off automatically, when picked up off the ground? So weird, with the eyes closed but contorted feet when that poor man is having to transport the hazmat. That can't be in his job duty. I'm totally grossed out about the bare-pussy-on-roadside-curb pictures.
Submitted by ikoihiI on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
Classy lady! She should have just thrown some rhinestones on that ripcord.
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No tulle would rip in a small strip like this. And even if I did you´d barely see it on those pictures for it´s sheerness. Take that from somebody who works a lot with tulle. Cotton string it is, I say.
Yep, I came in here to call that tampon string, but you guys beat me to it! Classy lady! She should have just thrown some rhinestones on that ripcord.
Those are some bust ass Louboutins. Almost as bad as those gnarley feet. The shoes look like they came from Payless shoes and she painted the bottoms herself.
It´s a turquoise cotton string hanging down right from her vajayjay area. Seriously people, what else could it be!?
TAMPON STRING YES
At first I thought it was tulle; but then upon further inspection, I think this sophisticatedho is sporting a tampon string.
I've been looking between her legs for the past 20 mins and I'm pretty sure I've contacted some kinda unknown STD. Godbless, this batshitcrazy bitch!
She went from bright pink bloomers to OB strings in less than a week? Bitch needs to slow her roll.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:44pm.
LOL, of course it's tulle. I have never seen a tampon string that long, thick or shredded. But whatever..I guess it's more exciting to think it's a tampon.
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Who is this woman? She is even more desperate then the kardashian's for attention.
Mouth on publicly used door sounds like a fun way to make friends with MSRA and Hep.
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DREAMBOAT better get on that, STAT ! !
Those two would make THE perfect couple.
That's a tampon string if I ever saw one. Darling, it's time to get a new pair of Laboutins.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:24pm.
And that does not look like a tampon string to me.
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It COULD be a loose thread hanging from her panties, but it's too thick... and let's be real, homegirl probably never wears panties, anyway.
Tampon or not, and hit it. I'd have to bathe in DDT afterwards, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
*Hangs head in utter shame*
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Girlfriend, please. You'd really go down on that swamp???????
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LOOK I SAID I WAS ASHAMED!
At least Jack, that sensible, picky, virginal gentleman understands me.
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Hahaha no guest, I must have missed that! It's the no applicator, isn't it?
Ew, I just thought about that in conjunction with Layla and you know her barefoot window kissing ass doesn't wash her hands after... :( Why do I do these things to myself??
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:24pm.
And that does not look like a tampon string to me.
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It COULD be a loose thread hanging from her panties, but it's too thick... and let's be real, homegirl probably never wears panties, anyway.
Tampon or not, and hit it. I'd have to bathe in DDT afterwards, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
*Hangs head in utter shame*
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Girlfriend, please. You'd really go down on that swamp???????
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LOOK I SAID I WAS ASHAMED!
At least Jack, that sensible, picky, virginal gentleman understands me.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:29pm.
I thought that said orgasams. I made that mistake while reading out loud in biology class in the 10th grade *dies again just thinking about it*
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Work in a lab and make that mistake ALL the time. Because I'm a slut.
lolol 5th, thank you for your keen powers of observation! We scarred each other, ha.
Sweetas...that's it lol. remember when Snowho was talking about the tamp that turned her on?! Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@MissJaneTexas - it is tulle, I agree with you. Not a tampon, nor OB, or any brand tampon. Ripped tulle.
TAMPON STRING!!! Please, people you know this whore doesnt care about the niceties!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:32pm.
http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim/2010/12/23/O_B_Tampons_630x350.jpg
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Yep, mystery solved.
I never wear those things, I find them uncomfortable as fuck... couldn't remember the color of the string, but I think I've seen white and pink ones as well. Wore it on the beach, and had the COMMON FUCKING SENSE to make sure it was well hidden in my bikini.
all you usually have to do to hide them is wear panties...blergh :D
Fucking Classy, you probably had some sense of where the hell you were and what was going on though lol. She is hot and skanky and I'm sure would be a blast in bed...but wipe that down with some Purell first, okay?