Halloween Lives On: Heidi Klum & Seal Are Still Together
The world almost experienced a mass pumpkin suicide yesterday when TMZ heard that the reigning king and queen of Halloween, Heidi Klum and Seal, were making plans to murder the life out of their marriage after 6 years together. Cherubs turned their arrows on themselves and lovebirds made plans to legally change their name to loveisaliebirds. But everybody can stop now, because one of People's sources say that TMZ is being a melodramatic tea-spilling queen. Because although Heidi and Seal have hit a rough patch (Side note: Whenever anyone uses the phrase "rough patch" when talking about relationships problems, I always picture that rash you get when you rub up against a crotch with serious pube stubble.), they aren't making plans to legally quit each other anytime soon.
Heidi and Seal's marriage is getting shanked in the ass by a rose, but they're still trying to work it out. The source says that before Heidi leaves for Germany to shoot Germany's Top Model and Seal leaves for Australia to do The Voice over there, they are spending time together at home in Brentwood. Cut to the source: "They've been fighting a lot lately, but they have no plans to announce a split right now. They're not divorcing. They seem to be doing a lot better. They're both wearing their wedding bands."
Wait. So Heidi and Seal are trying to fix their marriage by spending all their time together? Didn't spending time together fuck them up in the first place? The problem is that they're always fighting, so now they're in a house together where they can fight all the time. The fuck kind of solution is that? If that solution was on a dress form, Tim Gunn would sashay in and kick it to the floor before saying "Make it work!"
I think that when a married couple is fighting all the time and they need to be in the same house together they should look to Oprah's "pretend you have a British houseguest" marital advice as the solution to their problems. And by that I mean, they should stop fighting to make fun of Oprah and her ridiculous ass marital advice. Making fun of Oprah can be the glue that holds your marriage together.
He looks fucking hot in that suit -Id hit it sideways, upside down and every other way...
Im really bummed though-they always looked like they wanted to fuck each others brains out and the spawn definitely win for most adorable celebrity brats...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by gracehatter on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 10:26pm.
I have always thought Seal was hot..steaming..hot, yeah I'd hit that!
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I second that!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
It's official! Stick a fork in them.
sheesh...is it dead or not???
Anyone who thinks she looks bad is crazy. She is gorgeous.
Team Good Change in the Year of the Dragon! :)
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 6:13am.
You're welcome and thank you back.
It seemed so....shallow of her. Having never paid attention to her outside of Project Runway, I never noticed before. I'll take a hot mind over a hot body, especially if said hot mind can talk dirty like a genius. :D And has a ginger beard (now who's shallow! bwhahahaha).
Daniee: I was born in the year of the Rabbit which is now passing and I can't say it was the best year for me which disappoints me. Every other Rabbit year for me was amazing. I had a child in the last Dragon year and you are right about lots of babies being born that year! I'm not fond of change but let's hope it's GOOD change.
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Submitted by sonne on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:20am
Thank you. A hot body will usually only stay hot for a certain amount of time before it ages. You got to have something else there or you'll split up.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Does anyone know why "Project Runway All Stars" has a whole new cast? No Heidi, no Tim, etc?? I'm enjoying it but miss Tim!
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It is the Year of The Dragon which represents change and mobility. Last time it was the Year of The Dragon, there was a baby boom. Predictions for this coming year is of accomplishment. Hey, it is Chinese New Year, so thought I'd share....it just might have something to do with all of this change in relationships we are feeling.
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Submitted by Terri on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 10:42pm.
people.com has an official announcement about the separation. Typical stuff.
This is going to the the year of divorce/separation. Last week alone I had 5 people tell me they were divorcing.
Project Runway is still my crack. That is all.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I really liked these two but this fuckery really does seem to point out that they really don't have a clue when it comes to marriage. I thought that vow renewal stuff every year was merely a symptom of a mindset they both had that it all required attention and work. But no - it seems to have been the whole lock stock and barrel of what they were. Idiots.
Please tell me she cares about the state of her brain as well as her butt? Jesus, it takes more than staying hot to keep a marriage going. My parents are still goofy for each other after 51 years but it's a combination of so many different things. Heidi's voice is annoying. What did she do to improve THAT?
Sure IBB! Because only cute, healthy, at least half-white kids deserve to be happy, safe and well-cared for! YOU taught me that!!!!
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
TelevisedRevolution So if the kids were ugly it wouldn't be that bad?
I can't help but wonder if Seal has a big one because Mama needs a good shtupping. Ach tongue, baby !!
I looked at the photos of them and the kids on People.com - what can I say, I'm bored - and it was the first time I'd seen their kids. Cute as buttons and pie and all that. It's too bad they couldn't work it out.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
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What a difference (less than a) year makes. This is from last year:
"No troublesome seven-year itch for Heidi Klum and Seal.
The couple, who renew their wedding vows each year, still drive each other wild after seven years of marriage.
"You have to marry someone who you think is really, really hot and sexy," the supermodel told reporters during a conference call to promote her Lifetime series Seriously Funny Kids. "To me, [Seal] is the hottest man. I still look at him, and he's hot and sexy . I still feel that, and I get the butterflies in my stomach."
Klum says that aside from the nature of her career, she focuses on staying fit so her husband will continue to find her irresistible.
"We work on staying hot for the other person," says Klum. "You know, exercising, eating right, keeping the body in shape . I don't want to get out of the bed and be covering myself like, 'Ooh, don't look at my butt.'"
Oh well, maybe time to focus on other stuff now...
MSNBC is reporting that Seal and Heidi announced today that they are in fact separating. They even printed the statement they gave - you know, remaining the best of friends and the children are their first priority and that kind of stuff. So it does appear there is a divorce on the horizon for them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh damn MK has to cover these two AGAIN tomorrow. And RichardBurton/Elizabeth Taylor they ain't. It's such a nothing story. Put it in Afternoon Crumbs.
All divorcing celebs plead "rough patch" to buy time lawyering up.
If were serious in saving their marriage, they'd take a break from their projects and just be parents.
In fact they're both wealthy enough to retire and never work again.
Which is what most spouses would do... that is if they liked each other...
I do really wish people could stop calling dark skinned people ugly....
people.com has an official announcement about the separation. Typical stuff.
This is going to the the year of divorce/separation. Last week alone I had 5 people tell me they were divorcing.
Tell me again, which island does he run?
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I have always thought Seal was hot..steaming..hot, yeah I'd hit that!
Isn't there a bridge you should be sitting under?
Heidi looks very hard for her age. She has lived rough. Ironically, hideously ugly Seal will probably leave her for a younger woman.
So they're both leaving Brentwood to film cheesy reality shows. Methinks they argue mostly about money. Like Giselle, she's probably the bigger bread-winner in the relationship. He had like one hit?
Irish: damn straight.
I wish everyone would just ignore the ignorant and inflammatory statements of one trolling (and greedy bitch -- who obviously is latching on to @ least 3 handles). I think that nonsense (to be really polite) should be completely ignored. People like that disolve without an audience.
Jellie, maybe Dance with a Stranger Rupert. haha!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
John Galliano whatchu doin' on Dlisted?
Why are so many people confused by adoption (incl the other Heidi/Seal post)???
An adoption is permanent! The kid is your kid is your kid is your kid!
What if both parents adopted a kid? Do you think if they split up, the child goes to an orphanage? An adopted child is a regular child - with a permanent parent. Divorce changes nothing!
Your divorce your spouse, not your child!
I don't get why people don't understand this!
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Dark-sided!
*Imagines Rupert Everett sleeping in the guest room next door to my room.
Imagines me and Rupert Everett having hot sex after an arguement.*
Okay, so what's going on in the world that all these rumors are popping up of couples splitting left and right?
Can't even say it's award season pr stunts, because, to my knowledge, these two don't contend for Oscars, Globes and so on, right?
Oh and what about that Depp/Paradis split? Any truth to that one?
Surprised by the latest split rumors, really, because as far as my adult gossip life goes, they seem to have been together forever. I mean in celebrity years anyway(anything 5 years+)
In the history of celeb divorces the denial announcement pretty much seals (bad pun and I'm keeping it) the deal.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
For there to be a public leak about a pending divorce or even a "rough patch" is a very, very bad sign.
Double post so I'll add this: I don't think she's a whore like some troll supposedly said but I do believe Heidi has issues. Maybe Seal does, too, but I know less about him than about her.
I hope they'll stay together and be happy together but I doubt it; I fear this is the beginning of the end. "Amicable... with mutual love... please respect our privacy... blahblahblah."
"shanked in the ass by a rose" lol!
Didn't Demi and Ashton deny the rumors at first? Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh.
I'm glad she is keeping him, thats a lot of hot man she was tossing out.
OMG hahahahha when you hos were talking about a Favio on the other thread I thought her baby's daddy was The Favio! The I can not believe is not butter Favio! Ok carry on....
GG, sometimes it is fun. :)
see ya!
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Fanks!
See most of you are cool. The drips though are quite lame though.
Gardening, SMDH=shaking my damn head! Urban dictionary is your friend here. haha!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I don't understand the hate for Seal's looks. I think he's pretty interesting to look at and his body is pretty good. Love that super dark skin too.
Ok PSL. Just that to me, if you talk to it, you're feeding it. Have a good one!
WHat's SMDH???
See, the dbl post even says I need to go for the night! ARGH!
Submitted by boston61 on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 5:42pm.
Heidi is looking old and she is very used.
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Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you, because that's how it was for yer mama!
I KNOW I shouldn't respond, but seriously, if you aren't the resident troll, you certainly are one of the most ignorant men around. I am sure you are such the successful executive, hottest dude and best fuck around that you can judge others like you are some sort of Adonis with the brain of Einstein.
Your schtick isn't funny, and you aren't the least bit scandalous in your posts. What you are is pathetic, unoriginal and irritating. I ignore your shit usually, but you have pissed me off for days with your idiotic shit, thinking you are funny and like a dlisted Andrew Dice Clay. Well that act is old. Try something new with your life and just STFU!
Have a good one guys! I just can't with this shit today.
YES, I shouldn't have responded, but WTF????
And this is why I love DL. And I now have a full-on girl crush on Cuppy...if I didn't before. You speaketh thou troof.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl