Jude Law Finally Let His Retracting Hairline Breathe
Just like straight unicorns, Courtney Love's sanity and Kathy Griffin's belly button, Jude Law's natural hairline hasn't been seen in a long time and many of us were starting to believe it was just a figment of our imagination. Jude Law has been covering up his bat ears hairline with hats, plugs and Sienna Miller's (NSFW) unused vagine wiglet for years. But you can cancel that Amber Alert for his natural hairline, because he proudly brought it out at last night's Paris premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2. Jude Law stepped in front of the cameras and bravely said, "My name is Jude Law and the front of my hair looks like the crotch of a 70s lady porn star."
My dad's hair was just like him, hardly around and pretty much nonexistent, but every dude on my mom's side of the family is the opposite. They all have full bear muffs on their head. So it could go either way for me. But if I end up like my dad and have a head like an abandoned Chia Pet's ass, I'll probably just go with it. You know, shave it all off and use glitter lube as head moisturizer. Turn my bald ass head into a party ass head. But I would miss the whole hair pulling thing. Somebody should really make a stick-on fake ponytail so a bald bitch can still partake in some hair-pulling fun.
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Who cares about his hair, he is still gorgeous. He should do a Bruce Willis though, it would suit him much more.
He ought to shave that shit off. He has such a handsome face. He would look good as a total baldy.
Gawd, I'd love to just jack him off...that's all.
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Yep, bear muff hair for MK.
Conventional Wisdom says baldness is inherited from the mother's side. My poor son only had hair to any degree from age 2 to 20. He still hasn't forgiven me.
Add me to the PrettyEyesEvenThoughHeProbablyHasTheHerp Camp. Also, Chris Meloni and Bruce Willis work the receding/balding thing pretty hard. I'd rather grey than gone, but it's no biggie either way I suppose.
I've heard that baldness is linked to more testosterone. So now whenever I see a balding/baldy guy, i think wholly different thoughts.
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I'm with ba-buttons, my father lost his hair but my brothers all still have theirs. Mom's side of that gene pool for sure.
Jude would look just fine bald. Then again I can't get past his eyes. They are gorgeous
My best friend saw him in NYC a few weeks ago at Serendipity and she said that he was really, really, skinny and delicate looking.
idgaf, i still would.
I've always thought Jude Law was gorgeous despite his receding hairline. That's weird cuz I don't find receding hair on young men attractive. But maybe he pulls it off cuz he doesn't have a huge head or a 5-head look.
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He's gorgeous. He'll always be gorgeous.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
It's fine. Sexy, even. ETA: it makes him look more male, offsets his prettiness.
Receding hair or baldness doesn't matter to me.
I get a sort of Bob Fosse vibe from him. Kinda femme-y, but there is a slick, cruel womanizer thing going on.
i actually quite like this look.. over him putting a mop on his head
Well, he has a purty enough face and the talent to pull it off, IMO. I never cared much for a full head of hair on a guy anyway. Really, who cares? Now, if I start to lose my hair...then it's a different story!
his pink lipstick is beautiful.
If only all men had this bravery. It's quite attractive when a balding man is comfortable enough in his masculinity to eschew the roadkill rug. Your not fooling anyone Travolta.
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This guy is so unattractive and exudes douche water from every pore.
The pepto-bismol coloured lips seal the deal here. Fucking gross.
What a shame...otherwise he's beautiful!
He looks like Ed Harris. And I would totally fuck Ed Harris.
Bald looks sexay on some men, like Patrick Stewart. If it bothers Jude, there's Hair Club for Men. It's his OWN HAIR. He can WASH IT, COMB IT, SWIM WITH IT.
Better than a sad toop.
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now if he would only learn that a little pink lipstick is a little bit too much pink lipstick
I remember when this tool was younger and used to go from talk show to talk show promoting himself (nothing's changed there). He always used to talk about how he never, ever washed his hair. Seriously, he thought that was an interesting topic. I think if he had washed it a bit more often back then he wouldn't need the rug today.
I will admit his rug does look natural. He didn't go cheap on the thing unlike Travolta and Affleck who look like the found theirs in a barrow at Woolworths.
I remember his baby face in Wilde. He had a hot scene there! You could always shave it off or cover it up! At least your body hair is still it's original shade. Think about that handsome! hehe
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:25pm.
Whamo, it frightens me that you even knew about that link!
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LOL, I just youtubed Shaggin Wagon and took my pick.
*hops in black shaggin wagon and drives home*
Hot & balding? Two words: Chris Meloni.
Though Jude doesn't quite do it for me, he does have pretty eyes.
Wow I'm surprised - I really REALLY thought that he was covering up from transplant surgery while the scars were healing, but this sure doesn't look like it. Although its true that it takes about a year for transplants to look normal.
jack, very cool.
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"My name is Jude Law and the front of my hair looks like the crotch of a 70s lady porn star."
Obviously I don't have a dirty enough mind, because that didn't occur to me until I read this. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!
WE WANT TO HAVE JUDE'S BABY !!!!!!
He looks great this way.
Attractive man, hair or no.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:16pm.
@jack - Cool beans, dude! Are you happy that you got the tats during your "phase"?
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absolutely... I have no regrets about anything in my life... made me who I am.
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@jack - Cool beans, dude! Are you happy that you got the tats during your "phase"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:16pm.
Dude needs to just shave that shit and quit fightin it...
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Jack, I couldn't agree more. So you're all smooth up there?
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No, I've got a full head of hair... I went through a phase several years ago... shaved head, motorcycle, tattoo, etc... grew the hair back, sold the bike but still have the tats :P
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*swoon*
He is lucky he has pretty eyes and long eyelashes, so even now, most women will always focus on his face first.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:16pm.
Dude needs to just shave that shit and quit fightin it...
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Jack, I couldn't agree more. So you're all smooth up there?
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No, I've got a full head of hair... I went through a phase several years ago... shaved head, motorcycle, tattoo, etc... grew the hair back, sold the bike but still have the tats :P
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He doesn't look bad at all without hair; it's certainly better than that squiggly combover thing he was doing for a while.
I really haven't met that many women who have hang-ups about their men balding. It's just one of those things a person can't really control.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:16pm.
Dude needs to just shave that shit and quit fightin it...
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Jack, I couldn't agree more. So you're all smooth up there?
But if Jude insists on keeping that little peninsula of hair, he should always be with Guy Ritchie, who's hair don't is even worse! ;)
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I spy slight duckface. Thumb #3 could easily be his new Facebook picture. On another note: His eyes are quite nice, and he knows how to smile with them; that's enough to make Tyra cream her panties.
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Must be a slow day in the world of gossip.
I don't even care, I so would.
This makes me feel a little bit better about my evolving situation. Not because he's going bald but because he can pull it off.
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wow, he really does look like phil collins now!
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Wait....what the hell is wrong with Guy Ritchie's face?
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He has beautiful eyes. Too bad he is of the nanny-and/or-random-slut-bareback-fucking douche persuasion.
I don't care if a guy is bald or not, or hairline receding or whatever.
He looks like a "hotter" Phil Collins.
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Rogaine does work. Hubby used the Walmart brand it it did well. Once you stop, it all falls out.
Men look so much better when they just embrace whatever their hair is doing instead of fighting. Plus, we can all see that you are bald/balding. The only person you are fooling is yourself.