Introducing The Stars Of Your Nightmares Tonight
For absolutely no reason other than to prove that nightmares exist when you're awake (and to scare hos into another dimension at the Conjoined 2 art show in L.A.), special effects make-up artist Kevin Kirkpatrick brought Beavis & Butt-head out of the cartoon world and into real life. This terrifying shit looks like what comes in the mail when you order a real doll from hell. Nope, you didn't need to sleep tonight. Yes, that moist feeling down below is from you shitting out of your piss hole and pissing out of your shit hole.
Beavis looks like what would you get if a methed-out Glenn Close slowly morphed into Conan O'Brien in some kind of Gummo universe and Butt-head looks like an inbred hillbilly bacchanalian who is about 3 minutes away from picking off whatever is left of your flesh from his braces. If you're about to fap to this, then your name must be Russell Brand.
Kevin says he made these two devil dolls from acrylic and silicone, but I have a feeling he used sores from actual meth heads, human skin, eyeballs from deers and discarded foreskin. If Kevin ever needs another set of eyeballs for one of his works of terror, he can use mine since I don't think I need them anymore.


Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:20pm.
the one in the metallica shirt is garfunkel, yes?
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Oh wow. I thought it was Kathy Griffin!
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the one in the metallica shirt is garfunkel, yes?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Making "Trick or Treat, sonofabitch!" even scarier.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
jesus they look ready for social security.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Am I the only one who originally thought this was a picture of that big-dicked dude from Blink 182 and Malcolm McLaren?
Aren't they supposed to be teenagers? Beavis looks like he's 60.
I was thinking Beavis looked like Kramer, but I like the Glen Close/Conan description better. Hellllloooo forehead
There are some things you can't unsee.
Thumbs two and three give me an Anderson Cooper vibe. :)
Woa, they look like mad scientists! Who would've thunked it.
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Did you know? There's a new nasal Viagra on the market. Yeah, it's for Dickheads.
Which one is Tommy Girl and which one is Miscavige?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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