Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Virgin Bride Slut-kini! Sophistication, chasteness and bluntness joined in marriage at Kaviar Gauche’s show in Berlin yesterday when their grand finale was a white plastic wedding-kini fit for a virginal bride who wants to make her guests sigh in their pews by saying “Let’s quickly get past the ‘until we are parted’ shit so I can finally get parted if you know what I mean” without moving her face lips. Because nothing says “I’ve been saving myself for marriage” like a to-the-floor white veil and nothing says “down to fuck…my wedded husband” like a huge white arrow pointing at your untouched cherry turnover.
You don’t even need to spend money on a bouquet, because no flower can compare to your pristine white labia print. Say YES to this dress monokini. If Kate Middleton could do it all over again, she’d do it like this!
